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00:00 *Générique*
00:02 *Générique*
00:04 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
00:06 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
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00:29 ♪ They cause trouble ♪
00:31 ♪ There they go ♪
00:32 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:34 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
00:36 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
00:39 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
00:41 ♪ One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ♪
00:43 ♪ Seven little monsters ♪
00:44 ♪ Hey! ♪
00:45 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:47 - Hum...
00:54 Rain, rain, rain.
00:57 (cris)
00:59 - Four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:01 - Four, four, down!
01:03 (pleurs)
01:04 - Five, that's not funny.
01:06 It's bad enough that it's raining
01:07 and I'm stuck in this house bored out of my mind.
01:11 - Four, four...
01:13 (moans)
01:14 (liquid seeping)
01:16 (cris)
01:17 - It's no use, Five.
01:19 Not even tongue animals are gonna break the boredom
01:22 around here.
01:23 (cris)
01:24 Sorry, Five.
01:25 Nothing is gonna end this boredom.
01:27 (cris)
01:30 - So, you think you can stare me down, do you?
01:34 - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:35 - First one to look away loses.
01:37 (cris)
01:41 (cris)
01:43 (soupir)
01:44 (rire)
01:46 (soupir)
01:48 (soupir)
01:49 (cris)
01:51 (rire)
01:53 (cris)
01:55 - Never fails.
01:56 (cris)
01:58 (ding)
01:59 (musique de la marseillaise)
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02:34 (cris)
02:35 - Sorry!
02:38 - Out!
02:39 - Better get to work mopping that floor.
02:41 Mom will be home soon. - Oh!
02:43 (musique de la marseillaise)
02:45 - The first rule of selling is...
02:48 have something to sell.
02:50 Now, what is this? Anyone? Anyone?
02:53 (ding dong)
02:54 You, sir, with the prominent nose.
02:56 It's lemonade.
02:58 Wrong, wrong, wrong.
03:00 It's not three. No two. It's not lemonade.
03:03 It's THE lemonade. It's our lemonade.
03:06 The lemonade of champions, the juice of the gods,
03:09 the river of life, the answers to the universe.
03:12 That's how we have to sell it.
03:14 Really?
03:15 Yes, really.
03:16 We have to believe ours is the best lemonade in the world.
03:20 And once people try it, their lives will be so much better.
03:23 So, what's going on in here?
03:26 Excuse me, this is a private seminar.
03:28 Really?
03:29 Well, what's so private that Five and I can't join in?
03:32 Hmm.
03:33 Well, nothing is stopping you, I guess.
03:36 I am teaching our employees how to sell our product.
03:39 What product?
03:40 Two and I have gone into the lemonade business.
03:43 Three says I have a nose for it.
03:45 We're opening our first lemonade stand tomorrow morning
03:47 on the sidewalk in front of the house.
03:49 But we hope to add other locations.
03:52 By expanding, we will have stands
03:54 on every street corner in the world.
03:56 Interesting.
03:57 But there's only one flaw in your plan.
04:00 And what's that?
04:02 I should be the boss.
04:03 And Five should be the vice president boss.
04:05 We might as well start right now.
04:07 Two, give me that pointer.
04:09 No, it's my laser pointer.
04:11 You don't need it.
04:13 You've got a pointer right on your face.
04:15 Four, this is our company, not yours.
04:18 Hey!
04:20 A hostile takeover!
04:23 Give me that pointer thingy!
04:24 What's going on here?
04:26 Four burst in here and disrupted the seminar.
04:28 He tried to take my pointer and made fun of my...
04:31 nose.
04:32 Four, can't you stay out of trouble?
04:34 I'm going to have to tell Mom about this.
04:37 Hey, can I help it if trouble finds me?
04:40 Go!
04:41 It's not fair.
04:43 And you two need to clean this place up.
04:47 Us? Four did it.
04:49 Young lady, we'll make you a deal.
04:52 No deals. Just clean it up, okay?
04:58 And now, it's time for the story of the girl and the boy
05:02 who like to eat cheese.
05:05 I'm a little girl.
05:07 I like cheese.
05:09 I also like cheese.
05:11 Many kinds of cheese.
05:13 Will you be my friend, fellow cheese lover?
05:17 Oh, no!
05:18 Now you know my secret.
05:20 My head comes off.
05:22 Don't worry.
05:23 Mine comes off, too.
05:25 Hooray!
05:27 We can both be headless lovers of cheese.
05:30 Simply astounding.
05:34 Bravo!
05:35 Bravo!
05:36 Gee, did you like it?
05:39 Oh, sure.
05:41 All the good plays are about cheese.
05:44 But your story is a little weak.
05:47 It's still a work in progress.
05:50 It's not ready to see yet.
05:52 Fine.
05:53 If you don't want a little help, that would make it much better.
05:56 Better?
05:57 How?
05:58 Well, you could start by giving the boy doll a hat
06:02 with a number on it, like four, for example.
06:05 And maybe the girl doesn't speak.
06:07 She just beeps.
06:09 Beep, beep, beep.
06:11 But that's not my story.
06:14 Your story smells like old cheese.
06:17 Four, go away and let me rehearse.
06:21 Oh, five.
06:25 I love cheese.
06:26 I love cheese.
06:29 Cheese!
06:30 Everyone's a critic.
06:35 Ah, Perfection.
06:43 Is your uncertainty getting to that dance class?
06:46 Ah.
06:47 Oh, Four, that's my special lucky tutu.
06:52 Hey, we can help.
06:54 Dancers always have partners.
06:56 Look at me, I'm a bumblebee.
06:58 Get out of my tutus.
07:02 Hey, everybody, Mom's home.
07:07 Ah!
07:08 I'm home, my kinderlings.
07:12 Oh, such good news I am having.
07:15 Really? What is it?
07:16 I am always having a good time at my indoor beach volleyball club.
07:19 But tonight is being special fun.
07:22 But first, tell me, how are things here being?
07:26 Four's been causing trouble.
07:30 He dirtied up my clean floor.
07:32 He wrecked my seminar.
07:34 He ruined my best tutus.
07:39 And he made fun of my puppet show.
07:42 Hey, Mom, don't look at me.
07:46 Five did it too.
07:47 Oh, me?
07:49 Oh, Four, Five doesn't know better.
07:52 Why are you such a bad boy being?
07:54 I'm sorry, Mom.
07:56 It's just that I was bored.
07:58 Four, sometimes we are having to amuse ourselves.
08:01 You have to learn to be respecting others.
08:05 But now for my big musing.
08:07 As you are known, I go to the indoor beach volleyball club once a week
08:11 for it to be exercising.
08:12 Well, this week, they are having a contest
08:15 for who can hit the ball most far
08:17 and be guessing who has won.
08:20 The President of the United States?
08:22 The Queen of England?
08:23 No, it is your mama.
08:25 Wow, Mom, you won.
08:27 What did you win?
08:29 It's a video camera.
08:30 It isn't for one person to be having,
08:34 it is for everyone to use.
08:36 We'll have to take turns using it.
08:40 Oogala, poogala, you all want to use it.
08:44 Please, please.
08:46 Quiet, quiet.
08:49 I must be deciding.
08:52 Hein?
08:53 Hmm...
08:54 Yes!
08:55 Hmm...
08:58 When the choices are many,
09:00 you know what we must do?
09:02 Ask the ploukie.
09:05 Yes, ask the ploukie.
09:07 # When I was a little girl, which I was before I grew
09:11 # My papa told me, "Daughter, here is good advice for you
09:15 # When you've got a sticky problem and you don't know what to do
09:19 # Don't worry, just remember, let the ploukie choose for you
09:23 # Let the ploukie, let the ploukie
09:27 # Let the ploukie choose for you
09:28 # I know it's kooky, a little spooky
09:30 # But let the ploukie choose for you
09:32 # When you have to make your choice and you don't think you are able
09:37 # Just take the ploukie out and put it on the table
09:41 # Each take a coloured ball and put it in the top
09:44 # Then wait for just a moment for your ploukie ball to drop
09:48 #
09:50 #
09:52 # Let the ploukie, let the ploukie
09:54 # Let the ploukie choose for you
09:56 # I know it's kooky, a little spooky
09:58 # But let the ploukie choose for you
10:00 #
10:02 Each of you are coming forward and putting your ball in the hole
10:05 in the top of this ploukie.
10:07 Then the ploukie works his magic
10:09 and the ball that comes out first
10:11 is the one who is using the camera first.
10:14 Won't the first one in be the first one out?
10:16 No. This is the magic of the ploukie.
10:19 The one that should be coming out first will be doing it.
10:24 The ploukie chooses to teach a lesson
10:26 and that lesson can be hard on who the ploukie chooses.
10:30 (Bruits de clavier)
10:32 (Bruits de clavier)
10:34 (Bruits de clavier)
10:36 #
10:39 #
10:41 (Explosion)
10:43 It's the white one.
10:45 That means ploukie picked...
10:47 Four.
10:48 Hooray! The ploukie picked my ball.
10:51 I get to use the camera first.
10:53 That's not fair.
10:55 After the way he was behaving today,
10:57 he doesn't deserve a reward.
10:58 Why did the ploukie choose him?
11:01 Obviously, the ploukie doesn't appreciate true beauty.
11:06 It is not for us to be questioning the ploukie.
11:09 Four is being chosen.
11:10 But this I know.
11:12 The ploukie chooses always for a reason.
11:15 Perhaps Four has a special lesson to learn
11:17 for the ploukie is seeing what we cannot.
11:20 Yeah, you guys. Mom's right.
11:22 The ploukie has spoken.
11:24 Can I have the camera now?
11:25 Remember, Four, the video camera is not a toy bean.
11:29 It is a very sensitive instrument.
11:31 Whoever uses it must be being careful.
11:34 I know, Mom. I'll be careful.
11:36 Come on, Five.
11:37 Time to make some of that movie magic.
11:39 Ploukie should have picked on him there before.
11:42 Oh, my boobalings.
11:44 They are not understanding the magicness of the ploukie.
11:48 But they will.
11:50 What... What's happening?
11:58 Get that light closer, Five.
12:00 Four, that light is blinding me. I can't see.
12:05 As your director, you should trust me.
12:08 Trust you? I don't even know what you're doing.
12:11 I'm making a documentary film.
12:13 Just do what you'd normally do.
12:14 I'd normally be sleeping.
12:16 Sleeping is boring.
12:19 The audience wants action.
12:20 So give the audience what they want.
12:22 Now, give me some action.
12:25 That's good. Pick up the pillow.
12:28 I love it. I love it.
12:30 Ow! Ow! Hey!
12:32 That's enough. Cut.
12:34 Ow! I said cut.
12:37 Ow! Hey!
12:40 Three, I've practically memorized the manual you gave me.
12:43 I think I can handle this.
12:44 All right. Roping for business.
12:47 Okay, Two. I need you to be the lemonade.
12:51 Be the lemonade?
12:53 Sure. Look at the lemonade in this picture.
12:56 Sniff its wonderful aroma.
12:58 Ow! It stings.
13:03 That's it. Now you're getting in touch with your own inner lemonade.
13:07 It isn't about selling lemonade, Two.
13:10 It's about selling yourself.
13:13 Be the lemonade.
13:15 Be the lemonade.
13:18 Look, a potential customer.
13:19 You can do it, Two. Make the sale.
13:22 How much for a glass of lemonade?
13:28 Our lemonade is the best in the world.
13:32 Great. How much is it?
13:33 We use only the finest lemons.
13:36 Great. How much?
13:37 Our sugar is hand-sifted by ladies
13:40 with very clean, soft hands.
13:42 Okay, whatever.
13:44 How much is the lemonade?
13:46 25 cents.
13:47 Two, it's our first sale.
13:53 We're on our way.
13:55 Don't look at the camera.
13:59 Drink the lemonade.
14:00 Four, what are you doing?
14:02 Hey, what's with the camera?
14:05 Cut.
14:06 And we were doing so well.
14:08 Look, we can still get this shot in before we lose the light.
14:11 Slate at five.
14:12 Lemon salad.
14:13 Take two.
14:14 Beautiful.
14:17 Beautiful.
14:18 Hey, I didn't want to be in a movie.
14:20 I just wanted a glass of lemonade.
14:22 I guess I'll just take my business elsewhere.
14:25 Please, mister. We didn't know.
14:28 And cut.
14:31 Did you see that guy?
14:32 Wow, I got it all on tape.
14:34 You ruined our business.
14:36 I guess I did.
14:38 But I got some great footage.
14:39 But what are we going to do with all this lemonade
14:41 now that you've wrecked everything?
14:43 Hey, that's not my problem.
14:45 I'm trying to make a movie here.
14:47 Two, you almost got the camera wet.
14:51 That's not our problem.
14:53 We're trying to sell lemonade here.
14:54 Come on, Two. I've got plenty of other get-rich-quick schemes
14:57 just waiting for an expert salesman like yourself.
15:01 [musique]
15:04 Five, not now.
15:05 Sorry.
15:07 [musique]
15:09 And go.
15:10 Oh, golly gee.
15:12 I wish I had a friend who liked cheese.
15:16 Your prayers are answered.
15:18 I like cheese.
15:20 Seven, this is your lucky day.
15:23 Lucky, lucky, lucky.
15:24 Here's what I was thinking, Seven.
15:26 How would you and your puppets like to be the stars of my movie?
15:31 Stars?
15:32 Sure. You'll be famous.
15:35 You'll be bigger than... than... cheese.
15:39 Bigger than cheese?
15:41 Exactly.
15:42 You just do the show and I'll record it.
15:44 Okay, Four. I'll do it.
15:47 Two, three, boy and girl.
15:51 Take one.
15:53 Hello, boy.
15:54 I like cheese.
15:56 I sure wish we had some right now.
16:00 Cut.
16:01 Cut? Who is bleeding?
16:04 Not that kind of cut.
16:06 Cut means stop in movie talk.
16:08 Oh, thank goodness.
16:10 Why did you stop the show?
16:13 You're doing it all wrong, Seven.
16:15 Wrong?
16:16 Yeah, and I'm bored already.
16:18 Look, Seven, how about the boy and girl
16:21 team up and fight the evil grasshoppers from outer space?
16:26 But my play is a love story
16:29 about a boy and a girl who love each other
16:31 because they both love cheese.
16:34 Seven, you have to trust me on this.
16:36 The audience doesn't want to see a love story.
16:39 It's boring.
16:41 They want action.
16:43 Now get rid of the cheese.
16:44 No.
16:45 Leave the cheese alone.
16:48 I'm the director of this movie
16:50 and what I say goes.
16:51 And that's the cheese.
16:53 He's making a grab for the cheese.
16:55 Quick, throw it to me.
16:57 (Grunts)
16:58 (Gasps)
16:59 My cheese.
17:02 My cheese.
17:04 Well, come on, Five.
17:09 Let's go where our talent is appreciated.
17:12 I'm a happy little butterfly
17:17 Flying light as a feather
17:20 (Screams)
17:21 My wings!
17:24 My beautiful wings.
17:27 Four, what are you doing with my wings?
17:30 Sorry, Six, but that's showbiz.
17:32 Belinda's playing the part of the cow in my movie
17:34 and you will be a moth.
17:36 Your movie?
17:37 I wouldn't be in your movie
17:39 if it was the last movie on earth.
17:41 But you have to be in my movie.
17:43 Why is that?
17:45 Well, you have to because nobody else will.
17:49 Gee, I feel so honored.
17:53 Well, Five, now what do we do?
17:55 (Grunts)
17:56 My movie career is over before it even started.
18:02 Mom, nobody wants to be in my movie.
18:05 Tell them they have to.
18:06 Fourling, your brothers and sisters
18:08 don't have to if they don't be wanting to.
18:11 Everybody's out to get me.
18:13 Just because the pluky chose me to use the camera first.
18:16 I am thinking you are not being nice to them
18:19 so they are not doing what you are wanting.
18:21 There is an old saying.
18:23 You can be catching more bees with honey than with vinegar.
18:26 I don't want to catch any bees.
18:28 I want to make my movie.
18:30 You spend some time thinking and not so much filming
18:34 and you will be understanding.
18:35 Let's look at the video we have so far.
18:40 Maybe I can do something with it, Five.
18:42 (Blows raspberry)
18:43 (Laughs)
18:44 Four half-cows in a backwoods.
18:47 Quiet, you. I know what I'm doing.
18:49 You ruined our business.
18:51 I guess I did.
18:52 But I got some great footage.
18:54 What are we going to do with all this lemonade
18:56 now that you've wrecked everything?
18:58 That's not my problem.
18:59 I'm trying to make a movie here.
19:01 (Chuckles)
19:03 I look pretty good on camera.
19:04 (Chuckles)
19:05 You're doing it all wrong, Seven.
19:07 (Chuckles)
19:08 I'm the director of this movie
19:10 and what I say goes.
19:12 (Chuckles)
19:13 (Chuckles)
19:14 Four, what are you doing with my wings?
19:17 Sorry, Six, but that's showbiz.
19:20 Belinda's playing the part of the cow in my movie
19:22 and you will be a mom.
19:23 (Sighs)
19:25 Five, I think I now know what mom meant.
19:28 Really?
19:30 Come on, we've got a movie to save.
19:33 Hey, Seven, what are you doing here?
19:38 Probably the same reason we're all here.
19:40 Someone sent me this note.
19:43 "Please meet me in the living room."
19:46 Signed, "A friend in need."
19:49 I'm glad you could all make it.
19:51 (All speaking at once)
19:53 If I'm going to make a movie, I need your help.
19:57 I haven't been very nice lately,
19:58 so I'll understand if you won't work with me.
20:01 I guess I'll have to find someone else to do the dance scene.
20:05 There's a dance scene?
20:07 Yeah, but I know you're not interested.
20:10 I guess the puppet scene has to go, too.
20:13 There are puppets?
20:15 It'll probably be very hard to find someone
20:17 with a very long nose to play an important part.
20:20 Look no further.
20:21 And it's essential I have a person
20:24 who can play the president.
20:26 I regret I have but one life to give my country.
20:30 But most important of all,
20:32 I need someone who can organize everything.
20:35 Four, since you need our help so badly,
20:38 it wouldn't be very nice if we didn't help.
20:40 Thanks, guys. I knew I could count on you.
20:43 All right, everybody.
20:47 Places!
20:48 Quiet on the set!
20:50 Ready when you are, One.
20:52 All set, Director.
20:53 All right, people.
20:54 This is the last shot of the day.
20:56 We get this, and it's a wrap.
20:58 What are we going to do?
21:01 The Beast is loose in the city.
21:03 He's eaten all the cheese, and I'm still hungry.
21:07 I want cheese. So do I.
21:09 Oh, sorry.
21:11 It's okay, Seven. Keep rolling.
21:13 We can make it work.
21:14 Now, you listen to me, mister.
21:16 Je ne me soucie pas si ce Beast a mangé son chemin dans la ville.
21:20 Je suis le président des Etats-Unis,
21:22 et je veux que chaque avion qu'on a dans l'armée
21:25 s'envoie contre lui.
21:27 Il doit être arrêté.
21:29 Il a mangé l'armée.
21:36 Est-ce que rien ne peut arrêter ce Beast?
21:39 Attendez un instant.
21:40 Nous avons une seule chance,
21:41 et c'est notre arme secrète,
21:43 XXX.
21:46 Je vais sauver le monde avec mon danse.
21:49 Le Beast sauvage se surrendra
21:51 à la puissance de mon grâce.
21:54 Five, tu vas bien?
22:03 Je suis heureux.
22:05 Fin.
22:08 Oh, mes mouches.
22:10 C'est un film.
22:13 Vous avez été géniaux.
22:15 Je suis fier de ce film.
22:17 On a tous joué un rôle, maman.
22:19 Mais c'était Four qui était le génie créatif.
22:23 Four, on a vraiment aimé travailler sur ton film.
22:26 On s'est réunis et on a décidé de vous donner ça.
22:29 Le prix de la plus belle film de l'année.
22:33 Moi?
22:34 Vous m'aimez.
22:35 Vous m'aimez vraiment, vraiment.
22:38 C'est un honneur et une surprise.
22:42 Il y a tellement de gens que je veux remercier.
22:44 Tout d'abord, je veux remercier ma mère.
22:48 Elle m'a inspiré.
22:51 Merci, maman.
22:52 Je dois aussi remercier mes frères et soeurs,
22:55 sans eux, je n'aurais pas été là.
22:57 Hurray!
22:59 Et enfin, je veux remercier le Plooky
23:02 pour m'avoir appris que par être gentil,
23:05 on peut travailler avec des gens
23:07 beaucoup plus loin que par être bossy.
23:09 C'est mon garçon.
23:13 (petit rire)
23:15 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
23:17 ...