The Thundermans Season 3 Episode 20 Can't Spy me Love
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00:00 Onion rings and swap.
00:03 [slurping]
00:07 Yep, we got a jam.
00:10 [laughter]
00:11 Should we get the tube sweeper?
00:13 Nope, it's being used by table five.
00:15 [laughter]
00:17 Yeah, let's switch tables.
00:19 Maybe I can help.
00:20 Let's stay.
00:22 [laughter]
00:24 [slurping]
00:26 Oh, hey, thanks.
00:28 You want to thank me?
00:30 Let me buy you lunch sometime.
00:32 We haven't paid for this mess yet.
00:35 Sorry, I'm, uh, kind of into paying
00:38 for my own meals right now.
00:40 And her best friend.
00:41 She also pays for her best friend.
00:44 Well, it was nice talking to you.
00:49 What was wrong with him?
00:51 Just not ready to date again yet.
00:53 It hasn't been that long since Link moved.
00:55 When will you be ready?
00:57 Guess I'll know when I get a sign.
01:00 [meowing]
01:04 Sorry, let me get this.
01:06 Oh, uh, it's not me.
01:08 [meowing]
01:09 Yeah, it's him.
01:11 Oh, sorry.
01:13 I don't know how Classical Cats Volume 2
01:15 got on my phone.
01:17 I have the same ringtone.
01:19 Oh, OK.
01:20 I lied.
01:21 I put that on my phone.
01:23 They're great, right?
01:24 I mean, who needs Mozart when you can
01:26 just kind of meowt sort of.
01:29 Wait, you're reading The Yellow Bandana?
01:33 It's kind of my favorite book.
01:35 Get out.
01:36 It's my favorite book.
01:37 I've read it like five times.
01:39 I've even listened to the audiobook.
01:40 Have you heard the one read by cats?
01:43 They have that?
01:46 No, but that would be awesome.
01:51 Oh, thank you, good sir.
01:53 Well, it was nice to meet you.
01:57 Nice to meet you, too.
02:03 So, like I was saying, um, yeah,
02:05 I'll know it's time to date again when I get a sign.
02:08 Baby, I'm not usually ahead of you on these things, but--
02:12 Wait, Mozart's ghost?
02:13 That was like a million signs.
02:20 Donate to the Hoverboard Foundation.
02:22 What's the money go to?
02:24 Buying me a hoverboard.
02:26 Well, in that case, here's a money ring.
02:32 Never liked you.
02:37 I missed him.
02:38 Guess it's not meant to be.
02:40 Or is it?
02:41 Look, he left his book.
02:43 Oh.
02:45 Well, guess I could just hold on to this
02:48 in case I run into him again.
02:50 It's okay, get out of here.
02:53 Uh, where did my purse go?
02:57 [coughs]
02:59 What?
03:00 It's for charity.
03:07 ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪
03:11 ♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪
03:14 ♪ We fit right in, I bet you never guessed ♪
03:18 ♪ 'Cause we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪
03:22 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪
03:26 ♪ The closer you must be, the crazy things we do ♪
03:30 ♪ This is a make-believe, it's our reality ♪
03:33 ♪ Just your average family just trying to be normal ♪
03:37 ♪ Instead of trouble, living a double life ♪
03:44 ♪ ♪
03:48 Donating to the Hoverboard Foundation?
03:50 Every penny counts.
03:53 Unless it's a penny.
04:00 [burps]
04:01 Yeah.
04:04 Jerry, prepare to have your mind blown.
04:10 Bam!
04:11 Whoa, two books!
04:14 I don't get it.
04:17 Check it out, this is my copy of "The L of Indiana."
04:19 This is my crush's copy.
04:21 Okay.
04:23 I underlined this sentence, he underlined this sentence.
04:27 Look, I put a star next to this part, he did too.
04:32 Yeah, but what's this?
04:33 Uh, that's just a food stain.
04:36 You're both sloppy eaters?
04:38 It's like you're soulmates.
04:41 Yeah, well, none of that matters,
04:43 'cause it's been like five days and I still haven't run into him.
04:46 Maybe I never will.
04:48 Hey, what if you use your superpowers to freeze everyone in town,
04:52 then dig through the lifeless bodies until you find him?
04:57 This is why you're not a superhero.
05:01 What about your Hero League tablet?
05:03 Don't you have some kind of "search for a bad guy" app?
05:06 Yeah, that thing can find anyone,
05:08 but it's for official Hero League business only.
05:11 They call it "Find a Fiend,"
05:13 not "Find a cute guy who may or may not be perfect for you."
05:18 Look, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
05:21 After school, I'm just gonna go to Spotburger,
05:24 sit quietly, and wait for fate to bring him back to me.
05:28 Seriously?
05:29 Nobody here has seen the boy reading this book?
05:31 Nobody?
05:34 [theme music]
05:39 I am close to enough money for a hoverboard.
05:42 What are we gonna do now, Colosso?
05:48 We use the old metal detector.
05:51 I'm getting a hit already.
05:55 I'm gonna hit you.
05:57 That's the can.
05:59 Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn, Ninja! Burn!
06:04 Okay, that's enough Ninja Burn for one day.
06:08 Uh... why?
06:13 That's the whole question, just why?
06:16 We're at some kind of Ninja birthday party.
06:19 It's called Ninja Burners, Dad.
06:22 Ninja Burners is our favorite show.
06:24 Oh, right. I saw it on the DVR right before I erased it.
06:28 Ninja Burn!
06:30 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:31 That Ninja party was a bad idea.
06:34 No way, it was awesome.
06:36 They had a Ninja piñata, pin the tail on the Ninja,
06:39 and Ninja nachos.
06:41 They're nachos with a jalapeno kick!
06:44 Hey!
06:45 And the Ninja Burners were there.
06:47 Can we get them for our birthday parties this year?
06:49 Absolutely not.
06:51 Those party performers are way too expensive.
06:54 Would you just waste the money buying Chloe crayons?
06:56 Don't drag me into this.
06:59 Crayons are not a waste of money.
07:02 Especially when you get them for free at a restaurant.
07:05 Chloe just wants to color pictures of her family,
07:09 not watch three pretend ninjas
07:11 slap each other around for $100 an hour.
07:14 Pfft!
07:17 Sorry, just choked on a new plant.
07:21 Let's go hang out with the one kid who isn't kicking or spitting.
07:27 Hey, how would you two like to teach me
07:35 everything you know about Ninja Burners
07:38 so I can make some hoverboard money?
07:40 Seems like he's up to something.
07:43 He just told you what he's up to.
07:45 And for the record, it'll never work.
07:48 Ninja Burners always travel in groups of three.
07:51 It's the Ninja Code.
07:53 Well, then you guys can be ninjas too.
07:55 I'm in. As long as you keep the money.
07:58 I don't mix business with pleasure.
08:01 I do. I want 10% of all profits and a $5 signing bonus.
08:06 Give you some loose change and a dead battery?
08:08 Deal.
08:10 Hey, before you settle on those two, check this out.
08:14 Kiii-ya!
08:18 Kiii-ya!
08:21 This book is all I have left of you, mystery crush.
08:32 It doesn't have to be.
08:35 Don't worry, I'm here too.
08:38 Come on, you know you want to use Find-A-Fiend to get that boy.
08:42 Just do it.
08:44 Oh, I get it.
08:46 Angel Phoebe, Devil Phoebe.
08:48 All right, Angel Phoebe, tell me why I shouldn't do it.
08:52 Abusing your hero-like privileges would be wrong.
08:55 Thank you.
08:57 Unless...
08:58 Unless? Tell her the unless.
09:00 Unless you do it really, really quick so no one finds out.
09:04 That's kind of like not even doing it.
09:06 That's not very angel-like at all.
09:08 Handing out halos to just anyone these days?
09:11 Come on, I really like him, okay?
09:13 And all those signs, I really want to see where this goes.
09:17 But if I use Find-A-Fiend, I have to label my crush as a dangerous criminal.
09:22 Well, he is dangerously cute.
09:24 And he's the first guy you've liked since Link.
09:30 All right, fine. If you guys both think I should do it, then I'll do it.
09:34 Uh, actually, you're already doing it.
09:36 While Angel Phoebe and I were distracting you,
09:39 I T-Phoebe-lugged you into the Find-A-Fiend app.
09:43 You're in!
09:44 Uh, I also backed you up to the cloud.
09:49 Max, how did you make such amazing costumes?
09:58 I got a guy who's a ninja with a needle.
10:01 Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
10:05 Uh-oh, Barb. He's starting a ninja army.
10:10 Relax, we're just getting ready for our audition to be birthday party performers.
10:15 I never start a ninja army.
10:18 Start ninja army.
10:21 Oh, Chloe, since you're done drawing Max,
10:24 why don't you come in and draw Mommy and Daddy?
10:27 Nope, but I'll draw the couch.
10:31 Maybe you can draw Mommy and Daddy sitting on the couch.
10:35 Nope.
10:37 All right, that lady and her kids should be here any minute.
10:42 Let's practice.
10:44 Chia! Chia! Chia!
10:47 Max, ninja burners don't say "chia."
10:50 They say "burn," remember?
10:52 Right. Burn! Burn! Burn!
10:55 Wah! Wah!
10:57 You're getting there.
11:00 Hey, thanks for teaching me all this stuff, guys.
11:03 Maybe when you get your hoverboard, you can let us ride it.
11:06 Shh, here they come.
11:08 Hi, I'm Mrs. Garcia.
11:12 Of course, and you must be Winter.
11:15 I'm Max.
11:16 Who cares? Just kick somebody.
11:20 Okay. Ninja burners...
11:26 Burn!
11:28 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
11:32 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
11:36 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
11:39 Burn!
11:41 Awesome!
11:43 Winter likes you.
11:45 You're hired.
11:46 Yes!
11:47 No, just the red one.
11:50 The yellow one lacks a ninja spirit,
11:53 and the blue one has a bow.
11:55 Bows are my thing.
11:57 Sorry, but ninja burners always travel in groups of three.
12:02 It's the ninja code.
12:04 Guys, go inside.
12:06 You're not old enough to hear what I'm about to say.
12:10 If you think for one minute that I'm doing this party
12:14 without my brother and sister,
12:16 then you're absolutely right.
12:21 Alert, alert. Cherry approaching.
12:25 Ah!
12:27 Alert, alert. Cherry tripped on steps.
12:32 I could have sworn there was a third step there.
12:41 Don't worry, you'll get it next time.
12:44 So, what's the news about your mystery crush?
12:47 Did you find him?
12:48 No, but I did use the Find a Fiend app to start tracking him down.
12:52 Who are you, devil you?
12:55 You have no idea.
12:57 So, once the system sends me his coordinates,
13:00 I'm going to pretend to run into him,
13:03 do my flirty laugh...
13:05 Ha!
13:06 ...and then he'll never escape me again.
13:09 Alert, alert. Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt.
13:14 Hello, Phoebe. I see you've been using our Find a Fiend program.
13:20 How did you know that?
13:21 When someone of your skill level registers a dangerous criminal,
13:25 the Hero League is always notified.
13:28 That way, we can send a strike team.
13:30 A strike team?
13:32 That sounds awfully...strikey.
13:36 Oh, they are.
13:37 A group of our best men and women,
13:40 guaranteed to find your dangerous criminal and take him out.
13:44 Don't you want him to take you out?
13:49 What's the fruit girl talking about?
13:53 Actually, Super President, you are going to laugh.
13:57 There's actually something you should know about my dangerous criminal
14:01 before you send in that strike team.
14:03 Too late.
14:05 (laughter)
14:07 I am so proud of you, Phoebe. Your first big man hunt.
14:22 Hope you catch your guy.
14:24 Or not. Be fine if I didn't.
14:28 Hey, Chloe. You ready to draw Mommy and Daddy?
14:32 Nope. Strike team.
14:36 Well, maybe you can draw us when you're done.
14:39 Nope.
14:42 Don't cry, Hank.
14:44 She'll know we're weak.
14:48 Cherry, I feel awful.
14:50 Yeah, you really don't look that good.
14:53 No, I mean, all I wanted to do was track down a boy I liked.
14:57 And now you have a whole strike team to do it for you.
15:01 You have time to rest up and feel better.
15:04 I'm not sick.
15:06 I am putting an end to this.
15:08 It's time to call President Kickbutt.
15:10 We got your guy.
15:13 We just spotted him buying a ticket for the 315 screening of Maze Jumper 3.
15:17 Oh, I'm crazy! That's your favorite movie franchise!
15:21 Time to strike.
15:23 No, no, don't strike.
15:24 Why not?
15:26 Well, I'll tell you why.
15:29 Because that's not my guy.
15:32 But he fits the description you logged into the program.
15:35 Blonde hair, green eyes, soul of a poet.
15:39 Forgot smile that lights up a room.
15:42 But actually, Cherry got a much better look at him.
15:47 Well, we'll need to ask you a few questions.
15:49 You can ask her more than a few.
15:51 You can ask a bunch, a load, a whole gaggle of questions right after we chat real quick.
15:57 Okay, cool, thanks.
15:59 Did you see that picture?
16:03 My guy's even cuter than I remembered.
16:05 And like you said, we have the same favorite movie franchise.
16:08 He is on fire!
16:11 So what's the plan?
16:13 The movie is two hours long, which gives me enough time to change
16:18 and go meet my crush while you come up with some crazy description of someone who doesn't exist.
16:23 Oh, like Bigfoot?
16:25 No, Cherry, a human that doesn't exist.
16:29 You know, actually, my uncle is a Bigfoot hunter, and he--
16:32 Cherry!
16:34 Just make him a boy, okay?
16:36 I need them all chasing some guy you dreamed up so I can go chase the guy of my dreams.
16:42 On it.
16:43 Thank you.
16:46 All right, Strikers, here's what our man looked like.
16:50 He had a--
16:51 [grunts]
16:56 Could have sworn there was a step there.
17:00 [theme music]
17:07 [screams]
17:08 Tiny ninjas.
17:10 We knew you'd go to the birthday party without us.
17:13 You lied.
17:14 And we were just starting to have fun together.
17:17 You're right.
17:18 I'm going to give myself a stern talking to.
17:21 You guys should probably go inside.
17:23 Not old enough, Cherry, I'm about to say.
17:26 Nobody's falling for that.
17:28 Billy, get back here!
17:32 Okay, look, I'm sorry.
17:34 I just really need that money for the hoverboard and--
17:38 Wait, how'd you guys even know I was going?
17:41 You're Max.
17:43 You've cursed my reputation.
17:46 Well, you're going to be cursed, all right, by the ninja code.
17:50 Waaah!
17:54 What was that?
17:55 You mean this?
17:57 Waaah!
18:00 Yeah, that.
18:01 Stop doing that.
18:03 Legend says that if you break the ninja code, it will come back to haunt you.
18:07 Legend?
18:09 Ninja burners were invented by a toy company in Fresno.
18:13 You'll see.
18:14 And cursed you will be.
18:17 Waaah!
18:20 Still see you guys.
18:22 Waaah!
18:23 Stop doing that!
18:29 Who are you drawing now, Chloe?
18:31 The penguin?
18:32 Because he's the reason you have nice things.
18:37 I'm drawing Mommy and Daddy.
18:40 What?
18:41 I thought you didn't want to draw us.
18:43 I think they're best for us.
18:47 Okay, now we can cry.
18:50 Not in front of the strike team.
18:52 Let's go cry outside.
18:55 Oh, I'm going to try that.
19:00 I think we found your guy.
19:02 Oh, good.
19:04 What?
19:07 How could you?
19:08 It wasn't even a real...
19:10 Really good description.
19:13 He's a splat burger.
19:14 Strike team, strike!
19:19 Baby!
19:21 Baby!
19:27 You got a problem.
19:28 What?
19:29 I knew it.
19:30 My Maze Dripper t-shirt is too casual to meet my crush.
19:32 I'll go change.
19:36 Cherry?
19:38 What happened to the strike team?
19:41 That's why I...
19:42 Baby, it's a man you!
19:46 They went to splat burger.
19:47 Somehow they found the guy I gave them.
19:49 But you made up a guy, right?
19:51 Yeah, I just described this drawing.
19:55 Is that Chloe's?
19:56 No, it's this artist named Chloe.
20:01 That's how you spell Chloe!
20:04 I have to stop them.
20:06 They're going after an innocent civilian.
20:08 An oddly dressed civilian with two right feet.
20:12 But what about your crush?
20:14 If you don't go to that movie, you may never see him again.
20:17 I have no choice.
20:18 This is all my fault.
20:20 This fool better be worth saving.
20:23 Ninja?
20:24 Burn!
20:25 Burn!
20:26 Burn!
20:27 Alright guys, it's ninja story time!
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