40 FAITS PAS SURPRENANTS SUR LA NOURRITURE ! (Vidéo exclusive dailymotion)

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06/04/2024

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00:00 Ah, food!

00:01 Eat, taste, enjoy, get a haircut, get a tan,

00:05 so many words that mean the same thing,

00:07 so many words to designate this pleasant action.

00:10 Look.

00:10 This person likes to eat.

00:12 This person likes to eat too much.

00:14 This person would like to eat.

00:15 Everyone likes to eat!

00:16 That's why today we're going to enter into communion with the soul of Philippe Echebest.

00:20 [The soul of Philippe Echebest]

00:24 Food allows you to survive, but it can also make you obese.

00:27 And being obese is not crazy in terms of survival. On a desert island, you'll be the first to be eaten.

00:31 Food is like sex. You take pleasure and it's vital for humanity.

00:34 And with a little imagination, you can even combine the two.

00:37 Like by spreading tzatziki on your mother's pussy.

00:39 Every year, humans waste thousands of tons of food.

00:42 So a piece of advice to all people who starve, eat your dead.

00:45 So, next time you don't finish your Big Mac, go to the post office, buy a tart, put it in an envelope,

00:50 and send it all to Africa. Maybe you'll save a Ethiopian family.

00:52 Food is a witness to cultural diversity, because each country has its own traditional dish.

00:57 Like in China, they eat rice. In Zimbabwe, they eat bananas. And in England, they eat tea.

01:00 But what's funny is that in any country, your sister eats dicks. That doesn't change.

01:04 But voluntary restaurants are a thing of the past. Before going there, you only drink water for two days.

01:08 You get there four hours hungry like a dog in a kennel.

01:11 And your only goal is to leave again only when you feel like vomiting.

01:13 However, if you're more of a refined style, with a fine option for gourmet,

01:16 and you're ready to eat the Congo's GDP in two bites, you can always try out a gastronomic restaurant.

01:21 There, you'll have a great time, but you'll still have a big problem, my friend.

01:24 So I hope you've planned to stop at the McDonald's to eat the cashier.

01:26 By the way, McDonald's, are we talking about it?

01:27 *phone rings*

01:28 *squeak*

01:28 Ah, I'm told in the pillow that no. It's not a pillow, it's a phone, which doesn't work because I didn't pay my bill.

01:33 Subscribe, but the cashier.

01:34 Oh, by the way, you see the pasta? Well, it's after the water in the pan.

01:37 I'm saying that especially for the guys who are going home.

01:39 Or else, you can put it straight in the barbecue, it's faster.

01:41 *sizzling*

01:43 Hop, a little bit of salt, and in two minutes, they're al dente, mother.

01:47 Sometimes, when you get out of work, you're hungry. So, you can eat fries.

01:50 Or you can eat a sandwich. Or you can eat your dead.

01:52 They often say that everything is good in the pigsty.

01:54 Which means that someone has already eaten his pigsty, and that makes you think.

01:57 Really.

01:58 With milk, you can make cheese.

02:00 With milk, you can make yao.

02:01 With milk, you can make pancakes.

02:02 And all that, it also works with sperm.

02:04 Only the taste changes.

02:05 Here, I hope that you learned absolutely nothing from this video, and that you're even more stupid than before.

02:09 Stupid enough to put a blue thumb and subscribe to the channel.

02:11 If you know big dicks in your entourage, share this video with them.

02:14 On this, bon appétit.

02:15 *Outro*

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