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00:00 *Music*

00:18 YEEEES ! YES ! YES ! YES !

00:21 6 years of bowling class ! Finally it's worth it !

00:23 Well done ! That's very mature ! Do you want maturity ?

00:28 Pull on my finger !

00:30 Yeah ! Don't stop ! That's maturity my friend !

00:34 Now you're kicking me out of a bowling field !

00:36 I'll make you say it's not a field but a track !

00:38 Oh la la ! You sucker !

00:42 Back to suck and balls !

00:44 I'll make you say it happened only once and I was drunk !

00:46 Ok, you're done ! We can talk about real things !

00:48 Like this for example !

00:50 The AlphaCast watch !

00:54 Well, since you just broke it, I'm not sure it still works.

00:56 But I know what I'm saying, I'm a watchmaker !

00:58 *Music*

01:07 You see this watch my boy ?

01:08 Well, it's not a simple watch !

01:10 It's a high-tech gadget

01:12 that belonged to an old member of the AlphaWatch

01:14 The Agent Cast, AlphaCast !

01:16 Oh yeah ! Totally ! A high-tech watch !

01:18 I hope it will tell you the day of your death,

01:20 the time of your next surprise jump, or the time you have left

01:22 before a bellman asks you "Don't you have a coin ?"

01:24 No, sorry, I don't have a coin on me.

01:26 It's false ! I'm actually drunk !

01:28 So, first of all, you calm down, and then, no !

01:30 For everything you just said. However, it has a particularity

01:32 particularly particular, since it offers

01:34 the possibility to its owner to fluctuate the time

01:36 in order to exercise a supreme control

01:38 on this one. So, first, there are way too many words

01:40 in your sentence, and then, it's read ! It's broken !

01:42 It's the most obvious power for a watch !

01:44 It's like if I was telling you...

01:46 Hey ! In your opinion, what is the power

01:50 of this knife ? Well, I don't know...

01:52 Cut stuff ! Like fruits !

01:54 Like in Fruit Ninja !

01:58 You know, the video game that nobody plays anymore ?

02:00 If you still play Fruit Ninja, leave a comment

02:02 and uninstall the app.

02:04 So, besides being a shitty power, what's the use

02:06 to control the time ? Well, it's very simple !

02:08 As said before, AlphaCast

02:10 was part of the AlphaWatch, an organization

02:12 aiming to dismantle any kind of small group

02:14 harming society. Like the sect

02:16 of unicornists, whose goal is to destroy

02:18 all kind of vehicles to replace them

02:20 by unicorns. Or the cloudists.

02:22 Their ultimate goal is to suck all the clouds

02:24 to make a shaved foam of tape.

02:26 And Agent Cast, he decided to use

02:28 his power on time to destroy

02:30 the biggest sects in the world.

02:32 And why did he choose to specialize in sects ?

02:34 I would have rather chosen the destruction of water polo clubs.

02:36 They are the real nuisances in this society !

02:38 No, but wait ! A guy fell in a pool playing handball

02:40 and since it was his ball, he said "Well, let's play now !

02:42 It's fucking disgusting !" No !

02:44 We don't give a fuck about water polo !

02:46 His obsession for sects is neither a coincidence nor a choice.

02:48 It's a deep hatred towards them.

02:50 A hatred that was born the night of his 8 years old.

02:52 The clock hands were ticking.

02:54 We appreciate the precision effort.

02:56 Thank you.

02:58 When the young Cast, accompanied by his parents,

03:00 took the exit door of the opera

03:02 to reach the darkness of the night

03:04 haunted by the lights of the stars and the streetlights

03:06 merging in a palace of light.

03:08 The calm of the night was interrupted

03:10 leaving room for the chaos of the unexpected.

03:12 Standing in the shadow of a street, a man with a terrible look

03:14 threw himself on the Cast family

03:16 with the only goal of devouring his parents.

03:18 Ok, the guy is possessed by John de La Fontaine.

03:20 Great !

03:22 Well, if you prefer, his parents were eaten by a reptilian.

03:24 So he hates sects.

03:26 But no ! His parents were eaten by a crocodile !

03:28 What the fuck ? It changed the Jurassic Park !

03:30 But no, reptilians, not reptiles.

03:32 Oh, ok. And what's the dif ?

03:34 Look. Reptiles are terrestrial animals with scales on their bodies.

03:36 Reptilians, on the other hand, are invaders

03:38 who came to devour us in order to dominate the planet

03:40 and to reduce the survivors in slavery !

03:42 Run, you crazy poor people !

03:44 It's good that crocodiles lived in swamps,

03:46 not in dark streets !

03:48 But I don't see where he wants to go with his sect stories,

03:50 magic watches, streamers,

03:52 belonging to an organization whose name

03:54 looks a lot like Overwatch.

03:56 I don't see where you want to go with your sect stories,

03:58 magic watches, streamers, belonging to an organization

04:00 whose name looks a lot like Overwatch.

04:02 Well, if I tell you all this, it's for an arrival

04:04 or why I got this watch.

04:06 I was waiting for you to ask the question yourself, but apparently, you don't give a fuck !

04:08 You see, that's what I like about you.

04:10 You're so perspicacious !

04:12 And above all, your friend, you pretend that I'm interested.

04:14 I appreciate it ! So, I got this watch

04:16 just after Agent Cast retired

04:18 following the most difficult mission of his career.

04:20 The dismantling of the cell of the pro-platists.

04:22 What are pro-platists ?

04:24 Well, once again, it's very simple.

04:26 Pro-platists know that the Earth is round.

04:28 However, their goal is to flatten the Earth

04:30 in order to give reason to the platists

04:32 who, themselves, think that the Earth is flat.

04:34 Why, you ask ? Well, the leader of this organization,

04:36 Ulrich Ulrich, who has the particularity

04:38 of having the same first name as his family name,

04:40 was in love with a platist.

04:42 And he was ready to do anything to conquer her flat heart.

04:44 Like eggs on a flat plate.

04:46 And to do that, he had the intention of building

04:48 a gigantic statue in order to flatten the Earth.

04:50 Oh, okay ! A sect that aims

04:52 to flatten the Earth in order to give reason to the platists

04:54 called the pro-platists.

04:56 Does it have anything to do with the philosopher Plato

04:58 or the planet Pluto, the dog Mickey ?

05:00 Rather, a plateau.

05:02 Oh no ! That's really mean !

05:04 Fortunately, Agent Cast intervened

05:06 thanks to his magic watch and his power that stinks of shit.

05:08 Don't worry, he intervened, didn't he ?

05:10 Oh yes, he intervened. And not just a little bit.

05:12 Because I don't know if you knew, but Agent Cast

05:14 hates sects.

05:16 First, he took a plane to Japan.

05:18 Once in the land of the rising sun,

05:20 he took the time to appreciate the beauty of cherry trees.

05:22 Then, he got in touch with his guide

05:24 who told him the location of the pro-platists' HQ.

05:26 And finally, he went to meet

05:28 Ulrich Ulrich.

05:30 And thus put an end to

05:32 all this masquerade.

05:34 Oh, come on !

05:36 This mission is so complicated !

05:38 Don't be mistaken, my boy.

05:40 I haven't told you yet about the detail that will change everything.

05:42 More commonly called in the jargon, the plot twist.

05:44 This mission was difficult not from a military point of view,

05:46 but from an emotional point of view.

05:48 Because in reality, Ulrich Ulrich,

05:50 plot twist, was a childhood friend of Agent Cast.

05:52 Plot twist already seen a thousand times, but

05:54 plot twist anyway. I agree. The point.

05:56 Gryffindor. A friend with whom he had

05:58 overcome the death of his parents. A friend with whom

06:00 he had shared many moments of joy,

06:02 but also many moments of sadness.

06:04 That Agent Cast considered as his brother.

06:06 A friend with whom he had a relationship.

06:08 Come on, you can say it ! At the same time, a guy

06:10 comes to me and says "Hello, my name is

06:12 Ulrich Ulrich. I want to suck it,

06:14 the dick, the cock.

06:16 A friend he had to put out of harm's way.

06:18 And by "out of harm's way", I mean

06:20 that he killed her. A bullet in the head, without a scratch.

06:22 He had to take it twice because he had put a bullet in the eye,

06:24 the guy didn't die on the neck, there was blood everywhere.

06:26 But calm down. "Oh, I understand better.

06:28 He lost the love of his life.

06:30 That's why he retired." No, not at all.

06:32 He was his friend. And by killing him, he understood that the hatred

06:34 he had for the dry, had turned him into a monster.

06:36 So he swore he would never kill anyone again.

06:38 His "friend"?

06:40 I don't get it. I know everything, I see everything, I'm omniscient.

06:42 Look, I'm talking to you, and I'm talking to the viewer.

06:44 Subscribe, ring the bell. Thank you.

06:46 And now I'm on TV. Tomorrow, in Strasbourg, it will be -12°C.

06:48 And that, it's not a good time to go to the morgue.

06:50 And now I'm talking to you again. I'm God, my friend.

06:52 Oh yeah? Well, since you're omniscient

06:54 and you seem to know everything, how are you going to finish

06:56 this episode?

06:58 Who said there was a need for an end?

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