Will Arnett and the Late Night Crew Perform "The Pro Bowl Shuffle"

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For those who missed this Late Night gem, here's "The Pro Bowl Shuffle." In it, comedians rap Chicago Bears-style dressed as some NFL favorites (like Will Arnett as Brett Favre and Horatio Sans as Troy Palomalu.) Amusing lyrics included!

And now, the lyrics for your sing-along pleasure.

Brett Favre (Played by Will Arnett)

Well they call me Brett and I like to dance
Then I text you a picture of what's in my pants
11 Pro Bowls cuz I love to win
Been with more pro teams than a Kardashian
If you hear me say, that I'm retired
that just means I'm currently for hire
I shop at sears and I'm on a roll
Shufflin' on down to another Pro Bowl

Tom Brady (Played by Jimmy Fallon)

I'm the funky QB they call Tom Brady
if you saw me from the back, you'd think I was a lady
cuz my hair's so long that it might deceive ya
Get it cut the same place as Justin Bieber
All-American with looks to boot
Every night I see Gisele in her birthday suit
Like Homer Simpson got a face full of stubble
So I look good doing the Pro Bowl shuffle

Michael Vick (Played by Bashir Salahuddin)

A-bow-wow-wow-yippee yo yippee yay
It's your boy Mike Vick here to save the day
Had to go to jail cuz my homeboy snitched
Then learned a new meaning for the word
I could run it or throw it, to score a goal
I just wish they'd let me play in the Puppy Bowl
Stop barking bad about me or you'll get the muzzle
Cuz I just wanna do the Pro Bowl shuffle

Troy Palomalu (Played by Horatio Sans)

Well they call me Troy
Pa-lo-ma-lu
and spelling my name is hard to do
If you really want, to be, just like me
Well use more shampoo than a sorority
I'll hit you so hard, I'll rock your world
My hair looks like a big-assed jerry curl
I do the Pro-Bowl shuffle with a flip
Then I whip my hair like Willow Smith

Eli Manning (Played by A. D. Miles)

Eli Manning in the house
the same place I'll be watching the Super Bowl this year
You know my brother Peyton, I'm sure you do
I've been livin' in his shadow since I was two
Playing for Giants is pretty neat
I love 'em even more than Rex Ryan loves feet
I won the Super Bowl a few years ago
Now the Pro Bowl shuffle is all I know

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