Comic Relief: Watch Skegness pupils tell jokes

Pupils from Beacon Primary Academy in Skegness have been having fun on Red Nose Day telling jokes to raise money for Comic Relief.

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00:00 We're at Beacon Primary Academy who have got a lot going on for Red Nose Day. I'm with

00:12 Mrs Kilner. Tell me what's happening here. We're doing lots of learning in class to learn

00:16 all about where donations will be going and we're doing a rainbow run with a scavenger

00:22 hunt this afternoon which is basically a colour run so the children will run around, paint,

00:28 and find clues to solve the riddle at the end. That sounds great fun and a nightmare

00:36 for mums when they get home and have to wash all of that. It does come off quite easily.

00:45 And it's all for a good cause as well because along with the fun there's a serious side

00:51 isn't it and lots of people are helped through this National Appeal. Now in addition to all

00:58 of that we've got some pupils who have volunteered to tell us some jokes so they're all sat there

01:07 waiting. So right who's going to be first? Okay lots of offers right okay so let's get

01:15 started. What's your name? Esme. And have you got a joke for us? Yeah. Okay go. Why

01:22 can't Elsa not hold a balloon? Because she won't let it go. Oh that's great thank you.

01:31 What's your name? Jamie. And what's your joke? What do you call a deer with no eye? No-eye

01:37 deer. Oh that's clever, really clever thank you. Let's have a clap for all these jokes.

01:45 What's your name? Ava. And can we have your joke? What did the horse say after it tripped?

01:53 I don't know what did the horse say after it tripped? I've fallen and I can't giddy

01:57 up. That's great thank you. And what's your name? Albie. And what's your joke? Today at

02:05 the bank an old lady asked to help me check her balance. I pushed her over. Okay thank

02:18 you. What's your name? Ian. And what's your joke? I've got a construction joke for you.

02:27 Alright okay that sounds... But I'm still working on it. You called me out there, you

02:34 definitely called me out, well done. What's your name? My name's Harley, I've got a joke

02:40 for you. There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator, only a fraction of you

02:45 will get this. Oh okay well that will impress the head teacher I'm sure. So thank you for

02:56 your joke, that's great. Help us raise money for Mother's Day.