First broadcast 11th August 2002.

After winning a Nobel Prize, Adonis Cnut is tasked with rediscovering the formula to an antidepressant. But the person who hid it is in jail for eating 11 of his students.

Rik Mayall ... Professor Adonis Cnut
Michael Maloney ... Brian Albumen
Emily Bruni ... Dr. Hannah Awkward
Clive Merrison ... Edmund Bilyas
Mark Perry ... Tony Caring
David Fleeshman ... David Killjoy
Adam Astill ... King of Norway
Mido Hamada ... Captain