SNL: Scarlett Johansson hilariously mocks Katie Britt’s bizarre State of the Union rebuttal

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SNL: Scarlett Johansson hilariously mock Katie Britt’s weird State of the Union rebuttalSource: Saturday Night Live - SNL, NBC

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00:00 - Good evening, America.

00:01 My name is Katie Britt,

00:04 and I have the honor of serving the great people of Alabama.

00:09 But tonight, I'll be auditioning for the part of Scary Mom.

00:15 (audience laughing)

00:17 And I'll be performing an original monologue

00:19 called "This Country is Hell."

00:22 You see, I'm not just a senator.

00:24 I'm a wife, a mother,

00:27 and the craziest (beep) in the Target parking lot.

00:30 (audience laughing)

00:32 I'm worried about the future of our children,

00:35 and this is why I've invited you

00:37 into this strange, empty kitchen.

00:41 Because Republicans wanted me to appeal to woman voters,

00:46 and women love kitchen.

00:48 (audience laughing)

00:49 But seriously, my husband Wesley and I

00:53 just watched President Biden's speech,

00:56 and what I saw was the performance

00:59 of a permanent politician.

01:01 But me, I'm not performing.

01:04 I'm not, I'm not.

01:06 (audience laughing)

01:09 But first and foremost, I'm a mom.

01:13 And like any mom, I'm going to do a pivot out of nowhere

01:16 into a shockingly violent story about sex trafficking.

01:21 (audience laughing)

01:22 And rest assured, every detail about it is real,

01:25 except the year, where it took place,

01:29 and who was president when it happened.

01:31 (audience laughing)

01:32 And tonight, I am not just responding

01:35 to the state of the union.

01:37 I am also selling these gorgeous,

01:39 bejeweled cross necklaces for you to wear.

01:41 (audience applauding)

01:43 This affinity diamond necklace goes with anything,

01:45 and you can wear it from da church to da club.

01:48 (audience laughing)

01:50 And now I'm gonna get weirdly seductive

01:52 for no apparent reason.

01:54 (audience laughing)

01:56 As I was saying.

01:57 (audience laughing)

01:58 The American dream has turned into a nightmare.

02:03 (audience laughing)

02:05 You know, my husband Wesley and I spend a lot of time

02:09 in this kitchen worrying.

02:12 Kitchens are where families have the hard conversations.

02:17 Like the one we'll have tomorrow

02:20 about how mommy freaked out the entire country.

02:24 (audience laughing)

02:25 But y'all, Biden's the one who is destroying our country.

02:30 Just ask yourself,

02:32 are you better off today than you were four years ago?

02:36 Back in the good old days of 2020,

02:39 the year that nothing bad happened?

02:42 (audience laughing)

02:43 ♪ And it can be that way again ♪

02:45 Oh my God, I guess I can sing.

02:48 That's so great.

02:51 But our country is not.

02:54 (audience laughing)

02:55 It's like I tell my kids every night,

02:57 we are steeped in the blood of patriots

03:00 in a castle made of bones.

03:03 Good night, kids.

03:04 (laughing)

03:05 And speaking of tea, my tea is ready.

03:09 (audience laughing)

03:20 But to the American people who are struggling right now,

03:24 know this, we hear you.

03:28 We see you.

03:31 We smell you.

03:33 (audience laughing)

03:34 We're inside your kitchen right now,

03:37 looking through your fridge.

03:40 And what's that on the top shelf?

03:43 Migrants.

03:44 (audience laughing)

03:46 I think that analogy went well.

03:48 (laughing)

03:49 In conclusion, to the President of the United States,

03:53 I'll just say this, Mr. Biden,

03:57 this isn't the last you'll see of Katie Britt.

04:01 Maybe not in politics, but when you close your eyes,

04:05 I'll be right there.

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