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Curb Your Enthusiasm | 'Larry David Learns Golf Etiquette' Scene - Max
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2/23/2024
Larry David causes a scene after he accidentally hits another country club member with a golf ball.
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00:00
[upbeat music]
00:01
- I did Wirtle again today.
00:03
I'm a Wirtle wizard, man.
00:04
I did it in three tries.
00:05
That's three days in a row, man.
00:07
- Wow, you're really on a good streak.
00:09
- I'm on a huge streak, that's nothing.
00:11
- All right, let's see if I can continue my streak.
00:13
- I know, you've been unbelievable.
00:14
What is this all about?
00:15
How are you doing this?
00:16
- You know why?
00:17
I sat on a bench this morning and overheard a lesson.
00:20
So I've had thousands of hours of lessons,
00:22
two minutes on that bench.
00:24
This guy changed my life.
00:25
- What kind of tips?
00:26
- Vertical drop.
00:27
- Yeah.
00:27
- Horizontal tug.
00:28
- Horizontal tug?
00:29
Vertical drop, horizontal tug.
00:31
Now I've dropped before, but I've never tugged.
00:34
And now I'm tugging.
00:35
- Maybe I should tug.
00:36
- You gotta tug.
00:37
- Can you teach me how to tug?
00:37
- I'll teach you how to tug.
00:38
- This is fantastic.
00:39
- Can I tell you something?
00:40
- Sure.
00:41
- I think this is the happiest I've ever been in my life.
00:43
- I don't even know who I'm looking at right now.
00:44
- How is something good happening to me?
00:46
- No one on the planet would believe that you're happy.
00:48
- How is this possible?
00:49
- Well, I have better news for you.
00:50
I'm leaving you in my will.
00:51
I'm tweaking it and you're in it.
00:53
- No, no, no, don't do that.
00:54
- It's done, you're in.
00:55
- I don't wanna be in.
00:56
I have money, I don't need it.
00:57
Give it to someone who needs it.
00:58
- When I die, I want you to know how much I care about you.
01:01
- I'm not gonna keep it, I'm gonna give it to charity.
01:02
- You're my best friend, you're getting it.
01:04
- No, I'm making a Sherman-esque statement
01:05
about the will right now.
01:07
- I'm sick of your historical references.
01:08
- If nominated, I will not run.
01:10
If bequeathed, I will not accept.
01:12
- Well, I'm bequeathing.
01:13
- Well, I'm not accepting.
01:14
- Well, you'll have to accept.
01:15
- Don't give it to me.
01:15
- Don't hurt my feelings.
01:17
- I'm not gonna keep a penny of it.
01:18
- You're hurting me.
01:19
- Thank you, but I don't want it.
01:20
- I'm giving it to you anyway, pal.
01:21
- Oh my God, fuck you.
01:23
- What are you doing?
01:30
- What do you mean?
01:31
- I'm waiting.
01:32
- For what?
01:32
- Troy and Jimmy are on the fairway.
01:34
- You're never gonna hit them.
01:35
- You don't think I could hit them?
01:37
- No, you've never hit the ball that far in your life.
01:40
Come on.
01:41
- Really?
01:42
- Yeah.
01:42
- You're never gonna hit it that far, what are you, nuts?
01:44
- All right, shut up.
01:46
- Now you shut up.
01:47
(suspenseful music)
01:50
- Holy shit!
02:00
- You hit him!
02:01
- I hit him!
02:01
- Troy, are you okay?
02:03
- Oh my God!
02:04
- How did you do that?
02:05
- Hey, what the fuck?
02:07
- I told you I shouldn't have fucking hit you,
02:09
you know that?
02:09
- Hey, hey!
02:10
- Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:13
- Troy, are you okay?
02:14
- Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.
02:16
Take it easy.
02:17
- Oh God, oh God.
02:18
- I'm so sorry.
02:19
- What in the hell?
02:20
- I don't know what happened, I'm so sorry.
02:23
- Why didn't you yell four?
02:24
- I couldn't yell four, I mean, he can't hear,
02:27
and what would be the point?
02:28
I waved, I did a lot of waving.
02:30
- When you talk, the interpreter can hear you.
02:32
- I know, but he was too far, he was in the car.
02:34
- I could've grabbed him and ran to the tree.
02:36
- There was no time, the ball was coming down.
02:38
- There's plenty of time, you yelled four when you hit it.
02:39
- Superman couldn't get there in time to stop that.
02:41
- You should've waited till we were in the clear,
02:42
why didn't you wait?
02:43
- Because the guys I was playing with,
02:45
they said, "Oh, go, go, go," they embarrassed me.
02:47
They said, "Oh, you can never hit him."
02:48
- Did you do the vertical drop, horizontal tug?
02:51
- Yeah, I did it, I did it.
02:52
I did the vertical drop and horizontal tug,
02:53
and you know what, it really worked.
02:54
Look how far I hit the ball, I couldn't even believe it.
02:57
- I'm watching you.
02:58
- Watching me?
02:59
Really, there's not much to watch, honestly, I mean,
03:01
I don't really go anywhere.
03:02
I'm home most of the time, I'll do a crossword puzzle,
03:05
sometimes I'll go out to dinner.
03:07
I hate my life, you don't wanna witness it.
03:09
- You're a real asshole.
03:12
- You know what, I am so deeply and profoundly sorry
03:15
for what happened.
03:16
I really wanna make it up to you somehow.
03:18
Let me get you a Postmates dinner,
03:20
I'll send one to your house, would you like that?
03:23
Some very good restaurants on Postmates,
03:24
I'll have it delivered right to your door.
03:26
So you don't wanna Postmates, hey, what did you do?
03:28
Did you tell him what I just said?
03:29
- Everything.
03:30
- Did you tell him about the Postmates dinner?
03:31
- I did.
03:32
- What'd you tell him, you just went like this,
03:33
you didn't do anything.
03:33
- That's the sign for Postmates dinner.
03:34
- It took two seconds.
03:35
- I'm good.
03:36
- Oh, you didn't tell him about the Postmates dinner.
03:38
- Don't bullshit me.
03:39
- Why didn't you tell him about the Postmates dinner?
03:40
- I told him.
03:41
- That's a very nice gesture.
03:42
- Deeply and profoundly sorry, and you offer him Postmates.
03:45
- You know he didn't tell him about the Postmates dinner.
03:47
- He did, he told him.
03:48
- And by the way, where's my ball?
03:49
- I don't know.
03:50
- You don't know?
03:51
- I don't know.
03:52
- What do you mean you don't know?
03:53
It hit him in the back, right over here.
03:54
- Lift up your ass, Larry.
03:54
- Where's the ball?
03:55
- It's gone.
03:56
- He took my ball.
03:57
- Go back to the T, hit another ball.
03:58
- He took my ball.
03:59
- Go back to the T, hit another ball.
04:00
Two stroke penalty.
04:01
You know what, I'm gonna just drop it over here,
04:03
that's all.
04:03
I'll drop it where the body was, right here.
04:05
That's in the rules.
04:06
I'm not gonna take a penalty, I'll tell you that.
04:08
I'm not taking a penalty.
04:09
I hit the ball over here,
04:10
I hit it one of the great shots of my life.
04:11
I'm playing from here.
04:12
Oh, he threw my ball away.
04:15
I gotta take a drop.
04:16
- No, no, no dropping, man.
04:18
- You can't take a drop.
04:19
- What are you talking about?
04:20
They threw my ball away.
04:21
- You hit somebody.
04:22
- That's right.
04:23
- He's fine, he's okay.
04:24
Listen, I'm dropping a ball.
04:25
- No, no, no, I watch you dropping a ball.
04:27
- I'm not going back to the T.
04:28
(coyote howling)
04:31
- What the fuck was that?
04:38
- Holy shit.
04:39
- Sounds like a coyote.
04:43
- It is a coyote.
04:44
They're killers, man.
04:45
- Sounds like he's eating a dog.
04:47
- Jeff, don't you live around there?
04:49
- That is my house.
04:50
Oh my God.
04:52
That could be my puppy.
04:55
(coyote howling)
04:57
(coyote howling)
05:00
(coyote howling)
05:03
(coyote howling)
05:06
(coyote howling)
05:08
[BLANK_AUDIO]
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