Tahanang Pinakamasaya: Classic movie lines, binitawan ng mga TP hosts (February 17, 2024) (Part 4/4)

  • 7 months ago
Aired (February 17, 2024): Panoorin kung paano nga ba bibitawan ng mga TP host ang mga classic movie lines nila sa kanilang mga skits sa TP Happy.

Tahanang Pinakamasaya! (TP) is a noontime variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and currently being aired by GMA Network.

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Transcript
00:00 Welcome back to the most exciting show of all time.
00:02 It's time to find out who among our singing couples today
00:06 will advance to the qualifying round.
00:09 That's right, Wyn.
00:09 Both have inspired and wowed us again today.
00:13 But only one pair will win.
00:14 Let's call them back.
00:16 Couple semifinalists number one,
00:18 Tin Lebosada and Weng Antoque.
00:20 And couple semifinalists number two,
00:25 Alen Hannes and Jinky Baitan.
00:28 The semifinalist winning couple will receive
00:30 P25,000 and P10,000 as our consolation prize.
00:35 The semifinal winner of Do It For Love
00:38 for today is...
00:39 Oh my, Kuya Platong is holding it.
00:41 Here it is.
00:42 My dear audience,
00:44 couple number one and couple number two,
00:46 please shout it out.
00:48 Sister.
00:53 Sister Wyn.
00:54 Here is the Do It For Love winner.
00:57 And now, it's time for the qualifying round.
01:00 Couple number...
01:02 Couple number one,
01:07 Tin and Weng.
01:09 Congratulations.
01:10 Thank you so much, Jinky.
01:13 Our Tin and Weng.
01:15 And of course,
01:17 here's the TV.
01:20 Happy.
01:22 [music]
01:25 [singing]
01:30 [singing]
01:35 [music]
01:37 Yes, my dear audience,
01:38 we're here at the TV.
01:40 Happy?
01:41 Happy.
01:43 Yay, TV.
01:45 Happy.
01:46 Oh my, this Saturday,
01:48 it's still about love,
01:50 my dear audience.
01:51 We're going to watch some famous movie lines
01:53 from classic films.
01:55 So, let's start the fun with group one.
02:00 Here it is.
02:01 [music]
02:06 Sukisir.
02:08 What is this?
02:09 Are these roses?
02:10 I have white roses for innocence and new love
02:14 to show you the pure love you have for me.
02:18 Take it, Sukisir.
02:19 Give me a dozen.
02:21 How much is that?
02:22 For you, sir, because you're so handsome,
02:25 just 500 pesos.
02:27 Okay, 500.
02:29 That's expensive.
02:30 It's expensive.
02:31 Suki, handsome.
02:34 Handsome.
02:35 Is this place beautiful?
02:36 Handsome.
02:37 Hello, hello.
02:38 The flowers are calling.
02:39 What is that?
02:40 I'm going to buy it.
02:41 You should buy it, Suki, handsome.
02:43 Buy me some roses.
02:45 I have orange roses for thanking and gratitude.
02:50 Thank me because you know me.
02:53 Take it, handsome.
02:55 How much is that?
02:56 For you, because you're so handsome,
02:58 just 300 pesos.
03:00 Because I'm handsome, 300?
03:01 Yes.
03:02 Okay, give me a dozen.
03:04 Just a dozen.
03:05 Here, here.
03:06 Oh, I have a lot.
03:07 I have a lot.
03:08 Sorry, Sukisir.
03:09 Baby, baby, come here.
03:12 Come to me.
03:13 Baby.
03:14 Who is that?
03:15 Red roses.
03:16 Oh, me.
03:17 Color of love and admiration.
03:20 Red.
03:21 When we love each other.
03:24 Wow.
03:25 Come here.
03:26 Okay, give me a dozen.
03:27 A dozen?
03:28 Yes.
03:29 But how much is that?
03:30 200 pesos only because you're my baby.
03:31 200 pesos because I'm your baby?
03:33 Oh, that's too much.
03:35 Here.
03:36 Here, take it.
03:37 Here, okay.
03:38 Oh, because I'm so handsome, 300.
03:40 Then 200, that's perfect, 1,000 pesos.
03:43 Wow, I'm rich.
03:45 That's too much.
03:46 Your girlfriend is lucky, sir.
03:48 Girlfriend?
03:51 Yes, lucky.
03:52 What do you mean girlfriend?
03:53 I don't have a girlfriend, I'm single.
03:54 Sabel!
04:02 This must be love!
04:05 Carmi Martin from the movie Working Girls, 1986.
04:11 So handsome.
04:13 Sir, if you don't have a girlfriend, who will give you one?
04:17 Give me one?
04:19 Yes.
04:20 No, I'll sell this too.
04:24 Here, three dozen roses, 2,000 pesos only.
04:28 With selfie.
04:29 Oh, that's too much.
04:31 I'm rich, I bought 1,000 pesos, I'm selling 2,000 pesos.
04:36 That's too much.
04:37 Happy!
04:38 Happy!
04:39 Happy!
04:40 Happy!
04:41 Happy!
04:42 Happy!
04:43 Happy!
04:44 Of course, our Gendy fam is also here, so Jorme, Kuya Pao, and Bianca, come in.
05:03 Let's go!
05:08 She loves me.
05:09 She loves me.
05:11 She loves me.
05:13 Pao, we'll only be here until 2.30.
05:16 There's still a lot of time.
05:17 No, just one rose, I think it's a girl.
05:19 Jorme, let's talk about Valentine's Day.
05:26 How was your Valentine's Day?
05:27 I know you had a lot of Valentine's Day.
05:29 My Valentine's Day was very cold.
05:31 Cold? I thought you had a vacation, you enjoyed it.
05:35 It was very cold, -25 degrees Celsius, our two Valentine's Day vacations.
05:40 Really?
05:41 Yes, Iceland, Norway.
05:43 That's nice, Jorme.
05:44 It was nice.
05:45 You got cold?
05:46 I was cold.
05:47 How about you, Pao? How was your Valentine's Day?
05:51 I heard you had a lot of…
05:52 Yes, my Valentine's Day was nice because I was with TP Fam.
05:57 Yes, I was…
05:58 Working.
05:59 Yes, working.
06:00 I gave them flowers.
06:02 You're so sweet.
06:04 Of course, Betong.
06:06 I gave Betong flowers with vinegar.
06:09 Wait, you're sweet but why did you put vinegar?
06:12 Of course, I gave her flowers.
06:14 It suits her.
06:16 Betong, you're heavy but you're also very much.
06:19 Happy, happy.
06:20 In the movie of 1980s.
06:22 Excuse me, excuse me.
06:27 Yes?
06:28 Is it still heart-to-heart here?
06:31 Of course, of course.
06:32 Of course, of course.
06:34 It's not yet over.
06:35 You're still here.
06:37 How was your Valentine's Day, Bianca?
06:39 Oh, Jorme.
06:40 To be honest, I was irritated on the day of my heart.
06:44 Do you know why?
06:45 Why?
06:46 Because it's red.
06:47 It's red.
06:48 It's really like that.
06:49 Valentine's Day is really red.
06:53 Color of the day.
06:54 Red.
06:55 This is what happened, Pao.
06:57 Jorme, on the day of my heart,
07:00 last year, my boyfriend requested.
07:04 He wants me to wear red dress,
07:07 red shoes,
07:09 red lipstick,
07:11 even red hair.
07:13 Everything is red.
07:14 You're crazy.
07:15 But what I told him,
07:18 "There's nothing in clothes,
07:20 there's nothing in color, love.
07:22 It's in the heart, in the brain."
07:25 Maricel Soriano,
07:27 Where will the morning come?
07:28 1983.
07:29 You thought you'll reach it?
07:31 We're ready.
07:33 Are you still alive?
07:34 Not yet, Jorme.
07:35 I'm already planning the shows.
07:37 I'm already planning.
07:39 Red means love.
07:42 Okay, red.
07:43 When I arrived at my boyfriend's house,
07:46 of course, he brought a cake.
07:48 The flavor is strawberry.
07:50 It's probably red.
07:51 He also brought roses.
07:53 It's probably red too.
07:55 You're lucky with your boyfriend.
07:58 He brought a lot of gifts.
08:00 Sometimes, it's the day of the heart.
08:03 That's okay.
08:04 You thought that's it?
08:05 The problem is,
08:06 he also brought red shoes,
08:08 red pants,
08:09 red polo,
08:11 even red helmet.
08:13 You know, Bianca, I'll just give you an advice.
08:16 That's how love is.
08:17 It's in the red.
08:19 Yes.
08:20 What's the problem if it's red?
08:22 Because when we left the house,
08:25 when I opened the door,
08:27 the light was so bright.
08:30 And take note, the color of the light is red.
08:33 Red?
08:34 There's red light?
08:35 Wait, what's your boyfriend's name?
08:37 Bombero.
08:39 Bombero?
08:40 Bombero.
08:41 Oh, I see.
08:42 Oh, my.
08:43 Oh, happy?
08:44 Happy?
08:45 Happy.
08:46 Happy.
08:47 Happy.
08:48 Happy.
08:49 Yes, happy.
08:50 Let's be happy.
08:51 Let's be happy.
08:52 Thank you to Cap Beatriz Santos,
08:55 Barangay Police,
08:56 Police and Traffic Enforcers,
08:58 and the Police, Don Ponce.
09:00 Yes, yes.
09:01 Let's continue to laugh in the studio.
09:03 Let's go back there.
09:04 Yeah.
09:05 Hon.
09:11 Yes, hon.
09:12 It's Valentine's Day.
09:14 Can you give me a tip?
09:15 Sure.
09:16 Of course.
09:17 We're saving money.
09:18 They're all on our table.
09:20 You know,
09:22 our last date outside,
09:24 I think it was 10 years ago.
09:26 Hey, hon.
09:27 You're like Hilda Coronel.
09:28 Once?
09:30 Twice?
09:31 Twice?
09:32 How often?
09:34 How often?
09:36 1982.
09:37 Hilda Coronel.
09:38 Do you want to eat out?
09:43 Buffet Unlimited.
09:45 Oh, buffet.
09:47 That's daddy's favorite.
09:48 There's a lot of ice cream,
09:49 a lot of cake,
09:50 a lot of food.
09:51 Right, daddy?
09:52 Buffet?
09:53 Yeah, yes, hon.
09:54 There's a lot of food there.
09:56 I can't eat everything.
09:58 And hon, you're not allowed to eat pork.
10:00 Pork?
10:02 Pork?
10:03 My brother is not a pig.
10:07 He's a human.
10:09 Not a pig.
10:11 No, hon.
10:12 1976.
10:13 Means sunrise.
10:14 You're wrong.
10:15 You know, Yaya, you're right.
10:17 This is about a married couple.
10:18 It's hot.
10:19 I know.
10:20 You know, let's go to the mall.
10:22 Let's go to the mall, okay?
10:23 Do some window shopping, hon.
10:25 Daughter, do some window shopping.
10:26 I'll buy you something.
10:27 Oh, daddy, I like some clothes, daddy.
10:29 Shopping.
10:30 At the mall?
10:32 At the mall?
10:33 I have a lot of new clothes that I ordered online.
10:36 And I don't want a lot of people.
10:39 There's a lot of people there.
10:40 I don't want to be trampled.
10:42 I don't want to be tight.
10:44 I don't want to be…
10:46 No water.
10:47 I don't want to be without food.
10:49 I don't want to be white.
10:52 Maricel Soriano in the movie,
10:53 I can reach the sky.
10:55 You know, you know,
10:57 I don't want to date.
10:59 She doesn't want to.
11:00 She doesn't want to.
11:01 Sir, ma'am, ma'am, sir,
11:03 I have an idea.
11:04 You don't want to go inside.
11:07 You don't want to go outside.
11:09 I have a place of mind where you can date.
11:11 Where?
11:13 There, at the gate.
11:15 You can go inside or outside.
11:17 Happy?
11:19 Happy!
11:21 Happy!
11:23 Happy!
11:24 Happy!
11:26 Happy!
11:28 Happy!
11:30 Happy!
11:32 (laughing)

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