Tahanang Pinakamasaya: Classic movie lines, binitawan ng mga TP hosts (February 17, 2024) (Part 4/4)

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Aired (February 17, 2024): Panoorin kung paano nga ba bibitawan ng mga TP host ang mga classic movie lines nila sa kanilang mga skits sa TP Happy.  Tahanang Pinakamasaya! (TP) is a noontime variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and currently being aired by GMA Network.

Transcript

00:00 Welcome back to the most exciting show of all time.

00:02 It's time to find out who among our singing couples today

00:06 will advance to the qualifying round.

00:09 That's right, Wyn.

00:09 Both have inspired and wowed us again today.

00:13 But only one pair will win.

00:14 Let's call them back.

00:16 Couple semifinalists number one,

00:18 Tin Lebosada and Weng Antoque.

00:20 And couple semifinalists number two,

00:25 Alen Hannes and Jinky Baitan.

00:28 The semifinalist winning couple will receive

00:30 P25,000 and P10,000 as our consolation prize.

00:35 The semifinal winner of Do It For Love

00:38 for today is...

00:39 Oh my, Kuya Platong is holding it.

00:41 Here it is.

00:42 My dear audience,

00:44 couple number one and couple number two,

00:46 please shout it out.

00:48 Sister.

00:53 Sister Wyn.

00:54 Here is the Do It For Love winner.

00:57 And now, it's time for the qualifying round.

01:00 Couple number...

01:02 Couple number one,

01:07 Tin and Weng.

01:09 Congratulations.

01:10 Thank you so much, Jinky.

01:13 Our Tin and Weng.

01:15 And of course,

01:17 here's the TV.

01:20 Happy.

01:22 [music]

01:25 [singing]

01:30 [singing]

01:35 [music]

01:37 Yes, my dear audience,

01:38 we're here at the TV.

01:40 Happy?

01:41 Happy.

01:43 Yay, TV.

01:45 Happy.

01:46 Oh my, this Saturday,

01:48 it's still about love,

01:50 my dear audience.

01:51 We're going to watch some famous movie lines

01:53 from classic films.

01:55 So, let's start the fun with group one.

02:00 Here it is.

02:01 [music]

02:06 Sukisir.

02:08 What is this?

02:09 Are these roses?

02:10 I have white roses for innocence and new love

02:14 to show you the pure love you have for me.

02:18 Take it, Sukisir.

02:19 Give me a dozen.

02:21 How much is that?

02:22 For you, sir, because you're so handsome,

02:25 just 500 pesos.

02:27 Okay, 500.

02:29 That's expensive.

02:30 It's expensive.

02:31 Suki, handsome.

02:34 Handsome.

02:35 Is this place beautiful?

02:36 Handsome.

02:37 Hello, hello.

02:38 The flowers are calling.

02:39 What is that?

02:40 I'm going to buy it.

02:41 You should buy it, Suki, handsome.

02:43 Buy me some roses.

02:45 I have orange roses for thanking and gratitude.

02:50 Thank me because you know me.

02:53 Take it, handsome.

02:55 How much is that?

02:56 For you, because you're so handsome,

02:58 just 300 pesos.

03:00 Because I'm handsome, 300?

03:01 Yes.

03:02 Okay, give me a dozen.

03:04 Just a dozen.

03:05 Here, here.

03:06 Oh, I have a lot.

03:07 I have a lot.

03:08 Sorry, Sukisir.

03:09 Baby, baby, come here.

03:12 Come to me.

03:13 Baby.

03:14 Who is that?

03:15 Red roses.

03:16 Oh, me.

03:17 Color of love and admiration.

03:20 Red.

03:21 When we love each other.

03:24 Wow.

03:25 Come here.

03:26 Okay, give me a dozen.

03:27 A dozen?

03:28 Yes.

03:29 But how much is that?

03:30 200 pesos only because you're my baby.

03:31 200 pesos because I'm your baby?

03:33 Oh, that's too much.

03:35 Here.

03:36 Here, take it.

03:37 Here, okay.

03:38 Oh, because I'm so handsome, 300.

03:40 Then 200, that's perfect, 1,000 pesos.

03:43 Wow, I'm rich.

03:45 That's too much.

03:46 Your girlfriend is lucky, sir.

03:48 Girlfriend?

03:51 Yes, lucky.

03:52 What do you mean girlfriend?

03:53 I don't have a girlfriend, I'm single.

03:54 Sabel!

04:02 This must be love!

04:05 Carmi Martin from the movie Working Girls, 1986.

04:11 So handsome.

04:13 Sir, if you don't have a girlfriend, who will give you one?

04:17 Give me one?

04:19 Yes.

04:20 No, I'll sell this too.

04:24 Here, three dozen roses, 2,000 pesos only.

04:28 With selfie.

04:29 Oh, that's too much.

04:31 I'm rich, I bought 1,000 pesos, I'm selling 2,000 pesos.

04:36 That's too much.

04:37 Happy!

04:38 Happy!

04:39 Happy!

04:40 Happy!

04:41 Happy!

04:42 Happy!

04:43 Happy!

04:44 Of course, our Gendy fam is also here, so Jorme, Kuya Pao, and Bianca, come in.

05:03 Let's go!

05:08 She loves me.

05:09 She loves me.

05:11 She loves me.

05:13 Pao, we'll only be here until 2.30.

05:16 There's still a lot of time.

05:17 No, just one rose, I think it's a girl.

05:19 Jorme, let's talk about Valentine's Day.

05:26 How was your Valentine's Day?

05:27 I know you had a lot of Valentine's Day.

05:29 My Valentine's Day was very cold.

05:31 Cold? I thought you had a vacation, you enjoyed it.

05:35 It was very cold, -25 degrees Celsius, our two Valentine's Day vacations.

05:40 Really?

05:41 Yes, Iceland, Norway.

05:43 That's nice, Jorme.

05:44 It was nice.

05:45 You got cold?

05:46 I was cold.

05:47 How about you, Pao? How was your Valentine's Day?

05:51 I heard you had a lot of…

05:52 Yes, my Valentine's Day was nice because I was with TP Fam.

05:57 Yes, I was…

05:58 Working.

05:59 Yes, working.

06:00 I gave them flowers.

06:02 You're so sweet.

06:04 Of course, Betong.

06:06 I gave Betong flowers with vinegar.

06:09 Wait, you're sweet but why did you put vinegar?

06:12 Of course, I gave her flowers.

06:14 It suits her.

06:16 Betong, you're heavy but you're also very much.

06:19 Happy, happy.

06:20 In the movie of 1980s.

06:22 Excuse me, excuse me.

06:27 Yes?

06:28 Is it still heart-to-heart here?

06:31 Of course, of course.

06:32 Of course, of course.

06:34 It's not yet over.

06:35 You're still here.

06:37 How was your Valentine's Day, Bianca?

06:39 Oh, Jorme.

06:40 To be honest, I was irritated on the day of my heart.

06:44 Do you know why?

06:45 Why?

06:46 Because it's red.

06:47 It's red.

06:48 It's really like that.

06:49 Valentine's Day is really red.

06:53 Color of the day.

06:54 Red.

06:55 This is what happened, Pao.

06:57 Jorme, on the day of my heart,

07:00 last year, my boyfriend requested.

07:04 He wants me to wear red dress,

07:07 red shoes,

07:09 red lipstick,

07:11 even red hair.

07:13 Everything is red.

07:14 You're crazy.

07:15 But what I told him,

07:18 "There's nothing in clothes,

07:20 there's nothing in color, love.

07:22 It's in the heart, in the brain."

07:25 Maricel Soriano,

07:27 Where will the morning come?

07:28 1983.

07:29 You thought you'll reach it?

07:31 We're ready.

07:33 Are you still alive?

07:34 Not yet, Jorme.

07:35 I'm already planning the shows.

07:37 I'm already planning.

07:39 Red means love.

07:42 Okay, red.

07:43 When I arrived at my boyfriend's house,

07:46 of course, he brought a cake.

07:48 The flavor is strawberry.

07:50 It's probably red.

07:51 He also brought roses.

07:53 It's probably red too.

07:55 You're lucky with your boyfriend.

07:58 He brought a lot of gifts.

08:00 Sometimes, it's the day of the heart.

08:03 That's okay.

08:04 You thought that's it?

08:05 The problem is,

08:06 he also brought red shoes,

08:08 red pants,

08:09 red polo,

08:11 even red helmet.

08:13 You know, Bianca, I'll just give you an advice.

08:16 That's how love is.

08:17 It's in the red.

08:19 Yes.

08:20 What's the problem if it's red?

08:22 Because when we left the house,

08:25 when I opened the door,

08:27 the light was so bright.

08:30 And take note, the color of the light is red.

08:33 Red?

08:34 There's red light?

08:35 Wait, what's your boyfriend's name?

08:37 Bombero.

08:39 Bombero?

08:40 Bombero.

08:41 Oh, I see.

08:42 Oh, my.

08:43 Oh, happy?

08:44 Happy?

08:45 Happy.

08:46 Happy.

08:47 Happy.

08:48 Happy.

08:49 Yes, happy.

08:50 Let's be happy.

08:51 Let's be happy.

08:52 Thank you to Cap Beatriz Santos,

08:55 Barangay Police,

08:56 Police and Traffic Enforcers,

08:58 and the Police, Don Ponce.

09:00 Yes, yes.

09:01 Let's continue to laugh in the studio.

09:03 Let's go back there.

09:04 Yeah.

09:05 Hon.

09:11 Yes, hon.

09:12 It's Valentine's Day.

09:14 Can you give me a tip?

09:15 Sure.

09:16 Of course.

09:17 We're saving money.

09:18 They're all on our table.

09:20 You know,

09:22 our last date outside,

09:24 I think it was 10 years ago.

09:26 Hey, hon.

09:27 You're like Hilda Coronel.

09:28 Once?

09:30 Twice?

09:31 Twice?

09:32 How often?

09:34 How often?

09:36 1982.

09:37 Hilda Coronel.

09:38 Do you want to eat out?

09:43 Buffet Unlimited.

09:45 Oh, buffet.

09:47 That's daddy's favorite.

09:48 There's a lot of ice cream,

09:49 a lot of cake,

09:50 a lot of food.

09:51 Right, daddy?

09:52 Buffet?

09:53 Yeah, yes, hon.

09:54 There's a lot of food there.

09:56 I can't eat everything.

09:58 And hon, you're not allowed to eat pork.

10:00 Pork?

10:02 Pork?

10:03 My brother is not a pig.

10:07 He's a human.

10:09 Not a pig.

10:11 No, hon.

10:12 1976.

10:13 Means sunrise.

10:14 You're wrong.

10:15 You know, Yaya, you're right.

10:17 This is about a married couple.

10:18 It's hot.

10:19 I know.

10:20 You know, let's go to the mall.

10:22 Let's go to the mall, okay?

10:23 Do some window shopping, hon.

10:25 Daughter, do some window shopping.

10:26 I'll buy you something.

10:27 Oh, daddy, I like some clothes, daddy.

10:29 Shopping.

10:30 At the mall?

10:32 At the mall?

10:33 I have a lot of new clothes that I ordered online.

10:36 And I don't want a lot of people.

10:39 There's a lot of people there.

10:40 I don't want to be trampled.

10:42 I don't want to be tight.

10:44 I don't want to be…

10:46 No water.

10:47 I don't want to be without food.

10:49 I don't want to be white.

10:52 Maricel Soriano in the movie,

10:53 I can reach the sky.

10:55 You know, you know,

10:57 I don't want to date.

10:59 She doesn't want to.

11:00 She doesn't want to.

11:01 Sir, ma'am, ma'am, sir,

11:03 I have an idea.

11:04 You don't want to go inside.

11:07 You don't want to go outside.

11:09 I have a place of mind where you can date.

11:11 Where?

11:13 There, at the gate.

11:15 You can go inside or outside.

11:17 Happy?

11:19 Happy!

11:21 Happy!

11:23 Happy!

11:24 Happy!

11:26 Happy!

11:28 Happy!

11:30 Happy!

11:32 (laughing)

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