Taylor Swift Plans To Expose Her Ex In New Album & He Is Scared

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00:00 And the Grammy goes to Taylor Swift.

00:05 Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn needs to seek shelter immediately and not leave

00:10 witness protection as of April 2024 onward.

00:14 Taylor's horrendous breakup with Joe has been documented fully on her new surprise

00:19 album and the world is getting ready to shun Joe Alwyn.

00:23 Taylor surprised the world during her Grammy acceptance speech for best pop vocal album

00:28 when she dropped the bombshell announcement.

00:31 She said "I want to thank the fans by telling you a secret that I've been keeping from you

00:34 for the last two years, which is that my brand new album comes out in April."

00:43 But it was the title of the album that sent shockwaves through the Swifty fanbase.

00:48 See Taylor knows what she's doing here and what she's doing is getting fans riled up

00:52 as she prepares to open up about her previous relationship with Joe Alwyn that went horribly

00:57 wrong.

01:03 The album titled "The Tortured Poets Department" is in fact a direct shot at Joe Alwyn as back

01:10 in 2022, Joe and fellow actor Paul Mescal revealed during an interview with Variety

01:17 that they had a group chat on WhatsApp called "The Tortured Man Club".

01:27 According to Taylor Swift insider and critically acclaimed actress Jessica Chin King, Joe Alwyn

01:33 is extremely worried about some secret details that might come out in Taylor's new album.

01:39 The Swifties have apparently debunked the fact that almost every single one of Taylor's

01:43 tracks on the new album are a direct reference to her poor relationship with Joe.

01:48 So get ready for this, because the track list is made up of literal straight up shots at

01:53 her ex.

01:54 Side A kicks off with "Fortnite" and "The Tortured Poets Department" as well as "My

01:59 Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" and another track called "Down Bad".

02:04 Fans are speculating that this is all about how immature Joe Alwyn is and that Taylor

02:08 is directly calling him a baby.

02:10 Side B has "So Long London", "But Daddy I Love Him", "Fresh Out the Slammer"

02:15 and "Florida" hinting at Taylor saying her goodbyes to Joe, trying to convince her

02:20 dad that she's the one, and then going crazy and moving to Florida to escape the madness

02:25 and politics of New Hampshire.

02:27 Taylor's first performance after breaking up with Joe also happened to be in Florida.

02:31 Moving on to Side C, it seems like we're delving into the aftermath of their relationship

02:35 with tracks like "Guilty As Sin" and "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me".

02:40 And then there's "I Can Fix Him", "No Really I Can" and fans believe that Taylor

02:44 is blaming herself for the downfall because Joe was truly good for her.

02:48 Get ready because here comes the last side, it's Side D which takes us deeper into the

02:52 bitter end of their love story with songs like "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart",

02:56 "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived", "The Alchemy" and "Clara Bow".

03:00 And according to Jessica Chin King, "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" is believed

03:04 to be a direct shot at Joe for acting small in the bedroom and perhaps a reference to

03:10 what Travis Kelce is now bringing in that department.

03:13 Juicy!

03:14 Die Hard fans believe that "Fresh Out the Slammer" is about her newfound singledom

03:18 after six years with Joe and another one suggested that Clara Bow is giving William Bowery vibes,

03:24 which is the actor's pseudonym while working on Taylor's 2020 album.

03:28 Taylor and Joe reportedly began dating in late 2016 shortly after her highly publicized

03:33 breakup with Tom Hiddleston.

03:35 And fans have been claiming that Joe needs to seek shelter from the media and perhaps

03:39 change addresses after a potential leak to Joe's home in Malibu has been surfacing

03:43 on the internet website Reddit.

03:45 One Taylor Swift fan claims, "I ran into Joe at a Five Guys and when I asked him about

03:50 Taylor's new album he told me he doesn't remember a Taylor."

03:53 Was that Joe Alwyn you ran into or Joe Biden my friend?

03:56 Either way, it seems like people are on the case and until Taylor drops the album we won't

04:01 officially know exactly how much gossip she's going to drop.

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