Worst Valentine’s day story?The Independent
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00:00 Do you have a message for your Valentine?
00:02 Not yet.
00:03 Oh.
00:04 [laughs]
00:05 So tell me about your worst Valentine's Day story.
00:07 She was a stripper that I didn't know of.
00:10 And she arrived in her stripper attire as well to a really nice restaurant.
00:14 Do you have a message for your Valentine?
00:16 Not yet.
00:17 Oh.
00:18 I was in a pretty considerable dry spell and a friend of mine was going to set me up on
00:25 a blind date.
00:26 And I was like scouting around the bar and I was like, "I don't see anyone who my date
00:31 might be in."
00:32 And this guy was like, "Hey, are you Eliza?"
00:34 I was like 22 and he was touching 40.
00:38 I stayed for 25 minutes.
00:41 We talked about Brexit.
00:42 Give me an honest message for your Valentine.
00:45 I love you.
00:46 [laughs]
00:47 That's my first one.
00:48 How do you feel?
00:49 Actually, very excited.
00:50 Give me an honest message for your Valentine.
00:53 I'm sorry I haven't got you a present yet, Tom.
00:55 I'm about to go buy one now.
00:57 [LAUGHTER]