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Cousins: An Awkward Reunion
The New Yorker
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2/14/2024
In Karina Dandashi’s short film, a reunion between two cousins takes a chaotic turn when an ex-girlfriend enters the scene.
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00:00
(phone ringing)
00:02
- Claire is not available.
00:08
At the tone, please record your message.
00:11
When you've finished recording, you may hang up
00:13
or press one for more options.
00:15
- Hey.
00:17
I mean, you know it's fucked
00:20
when I have to leave an actual voicemail.
00:23
Are you gonna come and pick up your shit like you said
00:25
or no, just text me back.
00:28
(phone ringing)
00:30
- Hey Layla, are you standing me up?
00:41
Jala, I'm waiting outside.
00:43
See you soon.
00:43
(speaking in foreign language)
00:48
(phone ringing)
00:51
- Okay, it's okay.
01:07
Don't worry, no rush.
01:08
Layla, no rush.
01:09
I'm chilling, I'm chilling, no worries.
01:11
I'll see you when you get here, no worries.
01:13
(sniffling)
01:15
(speaking in foreign language)
01:22
- Hi. - Layla!
01:42
- Hi, how are you?
01:43
- Come here. - Okay.
01:45
So good to see you.
01:47
- You too.
01:48
- Should we head in?
01:49
- Yeah. - Okay, cool.
01:50
Got your voice notes by the way.
01:53
There are a lot of them.
01:54
- Can we get some menus please?
02:01
Thank you.
02:03
So.
02:06
(speaking in foreign language)
02:10
- Oh, sorry, I never fully picked it up.
02:14
- What? - Thank you.
02:16
- Never learned Arabic?
02:17
What do you mean?
02:19
- Give me a second.
02:20
- You used to speak Arabic?
02:21
When you were little, you used to sing a whole full song.
02:25
You don't remember?
02:26
(singing in foreign language)
02:32
- Sorry, I don't remember.
02:33
- You don't remember?
02:34
Okay.
02:37
- But I do know some Arabic.
02:39
- Um.
02:41
(speaking in foreign language)
02:44
Water?
02:45
(speaking in foreign language)
02:46
- Water, okay.
02:47
- So.
02:56
How is Tanya doing?
03:00
- Tanya is great.
03:05
She's very good.
03:06
So is Yeza.
03:08
- My little son, Yeza?
03:10
- Oh, yeah, of course, Yeza.
03:12
How old is he now?
03:13
- He's 10.
03:14
- 10?
03:17
Cool.
03:17
- Ashra.
03:19
- Ashra.
03:19
That's a great age for a kid.
03:23
- Indeed.
03:24
- In Jindal, my dad was just telling me
03:31
he's having a heart surgery or he had heart problems.
03:34
How's he doing?
03:35
- He's doing okay.
03:36
- How's he doing?
03:37
- Jindal's dead.
03:40
- Wait, what?
03:46
- Relax.
03:49
- Oh.
03:50
- I'm kidding.
03:51
- Okay.
03:52
That's funny.
03:53
- Layla.
03:57
Here.
03:59
Come here.
04:01
- Yeah.
04:01
- I also added you to that WhatsApp group.
04:03
Cousins.
04:06
All the memes we sent around.
04:08
- Yeah, you know, I just,
04:10
I don't like so many notifications on the phone.
04:12
You know, it's really distracting.
04:14
- I know, but hey.
04:15
Can I have another red tape, please?
04:20
Right next to that thing.
04:21
There's like an on/off button.
04:23
Hey, you can turn it on and off.
04:26
Just FYI.
04:27
- Hey, Tariq, can we just,
04:29
can you pretend like we're on a date?
04:33
Like, pretend we're dating.
04:34
Like, just for a second.
04:35
- We're on a date.
04:35
- Yeah, yeah.
04:36
I know, I'll explain.
04:38
- Hey.
04:39
Hey, Layla.
04:42
What's up?
04:42
- Hey.
04:44
I just wanted to say hi.
04:47
Hey, I'm really sorry that I haven't
04:50
responded to your messages.
04:52
I've just been crazy busy.
04:53
- I can see that.
04:56
Really busy, huh?
04:57
Actually, this is my boyfriend, Tariq.
05:03
So.
05:05
Hey.
05:06
- Hi.
05:07
- Cool.
05:08
I didn't know you were seeing someone.
05:10
- Yep.
05:12
I am, so.
05:13
- Very cool.
05:15
I'm also here with my date, Omar.
05:18
- Omar!
05:19
That's nice.
05:21
Maybe we should join tables?
05:22
- Oh, no, no, no.
05:23
I don't want to intrude.
05:23
I just wanted to say hi.
05:25
- Okay, cool.
05:26
- So, I'll see you.
05:27
- That's great.
05:28
- Have a good night.
05:29
- Don't be ridiculous.
05:30
Let's have a little fun.
05:32
- First round on me.
05:33
How about that?
05:34
- Come on.
05:35
Let's do this.
05:35
(speaking in foreign language)
05:44
- Ah, no way!
05:45
Me too!
05:46
I knew it.
05:47
- Wow.
05:48
We have so much in common.
05:50
- Right on.
05:53
You look like you're an Instagram person.
05:55
Let's connect real quick.
05:57
This way, I have you.
05:59
- Another Arab, huh?
06:00
- Okay.
06:01
- What, do you have like a fetish or something?
06:04
- We've been seeing each other for a few weeks.
06:08
- Weeks?
06:09
It's been more than that.
06:10
It's been a couple months now.
06:13
- A couple months?
06:14
You're supposed to be like that.
06:21
- Are you going to tell me what the fuck is going on?
06:24
- No.
06:25
- No?
06:26
- No. - No?
06:26
- How long have you two been seeing each other?
06:32
- Couple of years, give or take.
06:34
- No. - No.
06:35
- No, obviously.
06:35
- Two years? - No, a year.
06:37
- No? - Just a couple weeks.
06:38
But it feels like a long time.
06:40
- It does.
06:41
It does.
06:42
It's so weird.
06:43
- The fuck am I gonna do?
06:56
(upbeat music)
06:59
- How about some shots?
07:08
Yeah? - Sure, sure.
07:09
- We can use another- - You know what?
07:11
- What? - On me.
07:12
- I like your cheese, generous.
07:17
(footsteps)
07:19
- Four shots, bottom shelf tequila.
07:33
- Yo, cuzzo.
07:45
- Key fake, heard of that one before?
07:48
- Lalo, do you mind telling me
07:57
what the hell's going on over there?
08:00
Or what is happening?
08:01
- Okay.
08:06
I had a huge fight with Tanya.
08:13
Things are not working out.
08:15
My whole life is falling apart.
08:18
So is my country.
08:21
I thought I'd take a little break,
08:26
give Tanya some time,
08:28
and, you know, give myself a little bit of a breather.
08:32
So that's why I'm here.
08:34
(footsteps)
08:37
- Claire is my ex.
08:46
- Say what?
08:50
- But don't tell anyone, okay?
08:54
My family doesn't really know yet.
08:56
And yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't say anything.
09:00
Yeah.
09:01
- I'm sorry.
09:05
I did not know.
09:06
- It's okay.
09:08
Yeah, obviously it still hurts.
09:11
I'm sorry about Tanya.
09:18
Seriously, like, I'm sorry.
09:20
- If you checked that WhatsApp group once in a while,
09:22
you would know.
09:23
But that's okay.
09:25
All good.
09:28
- Look, you need a guest couch?
09:30
I've got one.
09:31
- Matter of fact, I do.
09:33
- Okay.
09:34
- Ooh.
09:34
- Thanks.
09:36
Okay, do you want to carry this back to them?
09:40
- Not really, but,
09:41
I'll help you in another way.
09:45
Here's to my cool, gay, American cousin.
09:50
- Okay, technically I'm bi, you can just say queer.
09:53
- Technically, you don't have to be ashamed of being gay,
09:55
so.
09:56
(knocking)
09:58
Oh.
10:02
(knocking)
10:04
- Tarek?
10:07
- What's up?
10:08
- I lied about something else.
10:09
- What now?
10:11
(speaking in foreign language)
10:20
All right.
10:26
Oh, keep going, I want to hear the rest.
10:28
Come on, come on.
10:29
Let's go.
10:31
Chop that memory.
10:32
(singing in foreign language)
10:37
That's right.
10:47
(singing in foreign language)
10:51
Now we're talking.
10:58
Let's get out of here, and I do know who to give this to.
11:01
- Okay.
11:02
- Let's go.
11:03
- Oh God, we're gonna have to get in trouble for this,
11:23
are we?
11:24
- I don't think so.
11:26
- I don't think so.
11:27
(laughing)
11:30
- Wait, wait.
11:31
(speaking in foreign language)
11:31
- Hey, Danny.
11:33
(laughing)
11:34
(singing in foreign language)
11:36
- Stop.
11:37
- I don't think part of it is like,
11:38
- You're embarrassing me.
11:39
- You know what I'm saying?
11:40
- You're gonna sing it this loud,
11:42
then let's just put it on the cousins group.
11:44
- No, seriously.
11:45
- Oh, no, no, no.
11:46
We're gonna put it on the cousins group.
11:47
Come on, let's go, let's go.
11:48
Let's go, do it.
11:49
One more time, for the cousins.
11:52
(singing in foreign language)
11:56
(upbeat music)
11:58
(singing in foreign language)
12:02
(upbeat music)
12:05
(singing in foreign language)
12:09
(upbeat music)
12:11
(singing in foreign language)
12:15
(upbeat music)
12:18
(singing in foreign language)
12:21
(singing in foreign language)
12:25
(upbeat music)
12:28
(singing in foreign language)
12:32
(upbeat music)
12:34
(singing in foreign language)
12:38
(upbeat music)
12:41
(singing in foreign language)
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