Jimmy Kimmel Gets Ready to Host The Oscars Barbie Style

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Join Jimmy Kimmel as he preps for his Oscars hosting gig, alongside special guests Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, and Kate McKinnon, all with a touch of Barbie magic! Tune in to ABC on Sunday, March 10, 2024, for the star-studded event.  Watch The Oscars Sunday, March 10, 2024 on ABC!

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00:00 Since the dawn of time, men have been getting lost.

00:03 I'm so lost.

00:05 This is the story of one such dum-dum.

00:08 He came upon a strange-looking house and rang the doorbell.

00:11 [door creaks]

00:12 [door creaks]

00:13 [door creaks]

00:15 Hello?

00:16 [door slams]

00:17 [grunts]

00:18 Hey, man, what's up?

00:20 Weird Barbie.

00:21 Nice to meet.

00:22 You wanna come on in?

00:23 Yes.

00:24 All right.

00:25 [door creaks]

00:26 [door creaks]

00:27 [door creaks]

00:28 [door slams]

00:29 Welcome.

00:30 You must be Midlife Crisis, Ken.

00:32 No.

00:33 Lost everything in the divorce, Ken?

00:34 No.

00:35 Probably should have gone a size up in that tuxedo, Ken.

00:37 No, I'm Jimmy.

00:39 I'm Kimmel.

00:40 [imitates Kimmel]

00:41 I'm hosting the Oscars, and I'm lost,

00:43 and I really need to get back to Hollywood.

00:45 Did you find GPS threatening to your masculinity?

00:48 I have just the thing for you, Jimmy Kimmel.

00:50 Let's go.

00:52 And behold!

00:53 [bell dings]

00:54 This is how you get to Oscars land.

00:57 Ha ha ha!

00:59 Okay, it's a pretty straight shot

01:01 through the zone of interest,

01:02 past past lives, over anatomy of a fall falls,

01:04 whoosh, whoosh, whoosh,

01:05 and all the way to Carnegie Hall.

01:07 Okay, but how do you get to Carnegie Hall?

01:09 You practice, Jimmy.

01:11 [snaps fingers]

01:14 [snaps fingers]

01:15 [bell dings]

01:16 Then it's up the hill to Burton Academy,

01:19 take a Jeffrey Wright,

01:20 and go all the way to Los Alamos, New Mexico.

01:24 I can't remember all that.

01:26 I know, you're limited, but don't worry.

01:29 We're taking the weird wagon.

01:31 [car horn honks]

01:32 And so they pointed the weird wagon

01:35 towards a colorful montage.

01:38 To the Oscars, men!

01:40 I liked your car.

01:42 Hey, look, it's even weirder, Barbie.

01:45 Hey, Bella!

01:47 Hi.

01:48 She's my cousin.

01:49 Really?

01:50 Yeah.

01:51 [growls]

01:52 [grunts]

01:54 [barks]

01:55 And welcome to Osage County.

01:57 Oh, look, they grow Italian people here.

01:59 Oh!

02:00 [speaking Italian]

02:02 [rain falling]

02:04 Is that rain?

02:06 No.

02:07 It's Kennert Bernstein.

02:09 Oh!

02:10 [thunder rumbles]

02:13 Oh, my God, what happened to that guy's face?

02:17 Born that way.

02:19 Oh, that poor, incredibly hideous,

02:22 disgusting, ugly man.

02:25 Put these on to protect your eyes.

02:27 Thank you.

02:28 Oh, they're not see-through.

02:29 I can't see!

02:31 [thunder rumbles]

02:33 [screams]

02:36 Here we are, the Oscars.

02:39 Wow.

02:40 I didn't think we were gonna make it.

02:42 Ah!

02:43 Thank you.

02:44 Hey, no problem.

02:45 So much.

02:46 Whoa.

02:47 Look at this.

02:49 You know, honestly, now that I'm here, I'm nervous.

02:52 It's just like--it's--

02:54 I don't know if I can do this.

02:55 It's such a tricky thing.

02:57 He's right.

02:58 It is a tricky thing.

03:00 It's literally impossible to host the Oscars.

03:04 You have to be extraordinary,

03:05 but somehow you're always doing it wrong.

03:07 Like, you have to make fun of people,

03:09 but you can't make too much fun of people.

03:11 And you have to give everybody enough time,

03:12 but you can't go long.

03:13 And you are the center of attention,

03:15 but almost nobody cares you're there.

03:17 You can never show off, never fall down,

03:20 never fail, never show fear.

03:22 Nobody says thank you,

03:23 and everyone has something critical to say online.

03:25 If it goes well, no one says anything.

03:27 But if it doesn't, it's your fault.

03:30 Yes, that's--

03:31 I think what you're saying is,

03:32 hosting the Oscars is even harder than being a woman.

03:37 No.

03:41 No, that's--that's not at all what I was saying.

03:44 [clicks tongue]

03:45 Wrong.

03:46 I got In-N-Out.

03:48 [laughs]

03:49 It's kind of this cool social media trend

03:51 where you get it before the Oscars.

03:53 Oh, hey, Ryan.

03:54 Um, actually, I think the trend is

03:56 to have In-N-Out after the Oscars.

03:58 Actually, after you've won the Oscar.

04:00 Yeah.

04:01 Oh, well, that's not gonna happen.

04:03 Good thing Greta's got director in the bag.

04:06 Oh, Ryan?

04:08 Yeah.

04:09 Mm-hmm?

04:10 [whispers]

04:12 What?

04:15 [silence]

04:17 [screaming]

04:20 [upbeat music]

04:28 Girls grow into women,

04:30 but not all boys grow into men.

04:33 Some remain hopelessly stuck

04:35 in a loop of infantile foolishness.

04:39 One of them will host the Oscars.

04:43 Live, Sunday, March 10th,

04:45 at a new time, 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific, on ABC.

04:49 [screaming]

04:51 (upbeat music)

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