Trying To Get Better | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Recorded in Minneapolis at The Parkway Theater on Saturday, December 10th, Dan's 4th hour special (following Crazy with  | dG1fN2NUUTNxb3VSQWM

Transcript

00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 - Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Cummins.

00:05 (audience cheering)

00:08 - Thank you.

00:13 I am gonna say some things tonight

00:15 that by the end of the show

00:16 are probably gonna offend everybody here.

00:18 (audience laughing)

00:20 I want you to remember that.

00:21 (audience laughing)

00:23 If you find yourself starting to get tense,

00:24 so I want you to just keep two things in mind

00:26 to make the pills easier to swallow.

00:29 The first thing is really at the end of the day,

00:32 who the fuck am I?

00:33 I'm just some random dickhead

00:35 who admittedly doesn't have all the answers.

00:37 (audience laughing)

00:38 Trying to figure things out as I go.

00:40 I'm a curious person.

00:41 I try to evolve so my opinions change over time.

00:44 So there's a good chance that a couple months from now

00:47 or maybe even a couple hours from now,

00:49 I'm not gonna like some of the things I say tonight.

00:51 (audience laughing)

00:54 And the second arguably more important thing

00:56 to keep in mind is, who the fuck are you?

00:59 (audience laughing)

01:02 No matter who you think you might be,

01:03 I assure you, you're also just some random dickhead

01:06 who doesn't have all the answers,

01:07 trying to figure shit out as you go.

01:09 (audience cheering)

01:12 (upbeat music)