Mike Epps Ready to Sell Out
Mike Epps Ready to Sell Out Trailer - Plot Synopsis: All-new comedy special from Mike Epps, Ready to Sell Out, premieres globally on February 20, only on Netflix!
Mike Epps is back with his fourth hour-long Netflix special, Ready to Sell Out. Despite a thriving career, Epps ponders where all of his money has gone, the trials and tribulations of his relationships, and the plethora of street observations that have become synonymous with the comedic mind of Mike Epps.
Mike Epps is back with his fourth hour-long Netflix special, Ready to Sell Out. Despite a thriving career, Epps ponders where all of his money has gone, the trials and tribulations of his relationships, and the plethora of street observations that have become synonymous with the comedic mind of Mike Epps.
Transcript
00:00 What's up, Phoenix?
00:02 [cheers and applause]
00:05 I know you guys seen me in the movies,
00:07 but the money's gone.
00:09 [laughter]
00:10 Y'all know damn well I don't come here.
00:13 Phoenix, the home of the Witness Protection Program.
00:17 [cheers and applause]
00:20 Black people need two voices in this fucking world.
00:23 White people don't need two voices.
00:24 They don't need a black voice for shit.
00:26 Your mama have two voices.
00:28 Yes, I'm gonna call about a $63 bill
00:33 that was spent, uh, I think--
00:35 hold for one second, may I--
00:36 Get the fuck up that door!
00:39 Fellas, when you're in a relationship,
00:40 you gotta keep on reminding your girl
00:42 how sexy she is, 'cause if you don't,
00:44 her work husband's gonna tell her.
00:46 She's coming home happy.
00:48 She's supposed to be coming home from work sad and tired.
00:50 That's why you gotta pop up on your girl's job sometimes.
00:53 Yeah, uh-huh. Where's she at?
00:55 You looking for that work husband.
00:57 That's the first dude that you say to say,
00:59 "You looking for Cheryl?"
01:00 Like, "No, I'm looking for you. Come here."
01:03 [cheers and applause]
01:06 If I knew I was gonna be this successful,
01:08 I wouldn't have spread my dick so thin.
01:10 I gave it to people who didn't deserve it.
01:13 [laughter]
01:16 [door closes]
01:17 [door closes]
01:18 [music fades]
01:19 [music fades]
01:20 [music fades]
01:22 [music fades]
01:24 [music fades]
01:25 [music fades]
01:26 [BLANK_AUDIO]