THE COMPLETELY MADE-UP ADVENTURES OF DICK TURPIN Trailer (2024) Noel Fielding, Comedy

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00:00 I know what you're thinking.

00:05 Who is this guy with the incredible cheekbones?

00:08 Where does he get his hair done?

00:10 One day I'll be the most famous highwayman in all of England.

00:15 You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot.

00:19 Quick note to my gang.

00:20 If you were planning a rescue, now would be a good time.

00:27 You've probably heard of me.

00:28 Dick Turpin.

00:29 I'm from the Essex gang.

00:30 Highwayman murder and rob.

00:31 You're not a highwayman, Dick.

00:32 I've got this.

00:33 We strike on three.

00:34 One, two...

00:35 We'll get the next one.

00:36 I've seen you prancing around in your funny shirt.

00:44 I'm new school and there's going to be less violence on my watch.

00:46 Is there anything that I could have done to improve your highway robbery experience?

00:50 But we're just as tough as any other gang in here.

00:53 Here's your peppermint tea, Dick.

00:55 Put a splash of honey in it.

00:56 I know you've got a scratchy throat.

00:58 Thanks, little girl.

00:59 There's only one man brainless enough to steal from the syndicate.

01:05 Thank you, Dick.

01:06 I don't know what we'd do without you.

01:07 I'm going to be famous.

01:08 Dick Turpin!

01:09 Dick Turpin.

01:10 Dick Turpin.

01:11 Dick Turpin.

01:12 Dick Turpin.

01:13 I want this dick in my hands as soon as possible.

01:28 That sounds weird.

01:29 Yeah, that did sound a bit weird.

01:30 Sorry.

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