Nobody's Baby | movie | 2001 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Two not so bright small time crooks end up with a baby girl by "accident" and find a change in their lives. Billy (Ulric | dG1fM0hvTUFJSFVsaWs

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00:00 [ Silence ]

00:04 [ Music ]

00:17 >> For thousands of years, the people

00:20 of the Anasazi Nation painted their history

00:23 in the red rock caves of the great American Southwest.

00:26 Today, a different band of Native Americans will leave

00:32 their mark as well.

00:34 >> Dennis.

00:35 >> Dog groomers.

00:36 >> Dummy.

00:37 >> Dickhead.

00:38 >> Dip shit.

00:38 >> Dog shit.

00:39 >> Gary Oldman is Buford Dill.

00:41 Skeet Ulrich is Billy Ray Dean.

00:44 They're friends for life.

00:45 >> Oh, my ass was itching so bad,

00:46 I'm ready to take Brillo to the--

00:48 >> Or at least five to ten.

00:49 >> Is this man silver?

00:51 >> As a judge, your honor.

00:52 >> Hey, hey, hey!

00:53 >> But on the road to freedom--

00:55 >> You!

00:57 >> They ran into one tiny problem.

00:59 >> Believe me, I know it looks bad, but it's going

01:01 to get just a little bit worse.

01:03 Would you wait here, please?

01:05 [ Explosion ]

01:07 >> I got a baby, Buford.

01:08 >> Hey, good going!

01:10 Where'd you score it?

01:11 >> This is a human being we're talking about.

01:13 >> It's half yours and half mine.

01:15 >> Fine. Well, you can have the half that shits.

01:18 >> When it comes to parenthood, you've got your pros,

01:21 you've got your cons.

01:22 >> Now, here ring its scrawny little neck

01:25 if you don't put $100,000 in an envelope.

01:31 Hello?

01:32 >> And a family of misfits in between.

01:34 >> What are you talking about?

01:35 >> Shut the fuck up!

01:36 >> Stand away!

01:38 >> This is not your baby!

01:39 >> Hey, hey, hey!

01:41 >> Come on now, give me that baby!

01:42 >> No!

01:43 >> You're gonna learn that soon!

01:45 [ Screaming ]

01:48 >> Now, is this a party or what?

01:51 >> Now, for the first time, Buford and Billy are trying

01:54 to do the right thing.

01:55 >> You gave this baby french fries and ketchup?

01:58 >> It's no damn good without ketchup.

02:00 >> They're just going about it all wrong.

02:03 >> He's a big, rich dummy who wants what we got.

02:06 Is that a mathematical miracle?

02:08 >> I will have your face plastered on every front page

02:11 of every newspaper, every post office wall, police station,

02:15 and telephone pole from here to Chickasaw.

02:17 >> So what do you say?

02:18 >> He'll give us 48 hours to get the cash

02:20 or he's calling the police?

02:22 >> Your prayers have been answered.

02:26 >> He is willing to be held up at gunpoint for a thousand

02:29 in advance and half the weight you get for fencing the goods.

02:32 >> Can you give me the answers?

02:34 >> Oh, let me see.

02:36 You know what?

02:39 That'd be a big, fat fucking no way.

02:42 >> Woo!

02:44 [ Music ]

02:47 >> Hey, buddy, we're planning to rob this place

02:50 and you're the guy we talked to?

02:51 >> Jesus, yeah.

02:51 >> Buford?

02:52 >> Well, if it ain't him, he's just going to say no.

02:55 >> Give me that guitar.

02:58 >> You go first.

02:59 >> Shit.

02:59 >> Nobody move!

03:00 >> Hands up!

03:03 >> You, you're here!

03:04 >> What?

03:05 >> It's all!

03:05 >> Woo!

03:07 [ Music ]

03:09 >> You!

03:10 [ Music ]

03:14 >> Woo! We're going all the way!

03:18 [ Music ]

03:22 >> Gary Oldman.

03:22 >> That's a good scam.

03:25 >> Skeet Ulrich.

03:26 >> You normally use utensils with that baby?

03:28 >> Well, it's never too early to learn manners, I say.

03:31 >> Mary Steenburgen.

03:32 >> I'm not a milk cow for fuck's sake.

03:35 I'm taking medicine to dry.

03:36 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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