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Movie Trailer
  • 2/5/2024
Accidental Texan Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 [music playing]
00:03 Congratulations on your first movie, kiddo.
00:10 You got to turn that thing off before we go hot.
00:12 I will.
00:13 OK, so who are we?
00:14 On action.
00:15 Silly Bob kicks in the door, lights the place up.
00:17 [imitating gunshots]
00:18 Yeah, no, I got it.
00:20 OK, people, we got one take of this.
00:21 Let's not mess it up.
00:22 [beeping]
00:23 Oh!
00:24 [gunshots]
00:26 [glass shattering]
00:29 [music playing]
00:30 I just heard from the producers, and you're fired.
00:33 [screaming]
00:34 [glass shattering]
00:35 Not right now.
00:36 [music playing]
00:39 Have a seat.
00:40 Make yourself at home.
00:41 Is that your foreign car sitting out a little ways
00:44 out of town?
00:45 You got the Harvard sticker in the window?
00:47 Yeah, Borowsky, Irwin.
00:49 Could I get the Wi-Fi?
00:50 We don't have that.
00:51 Old school.
00:52 This is from 2015.
00:54 Things don't change too much around here.
00:56 We'll get you back on the road soon enough.
00:58 While you're waiting, maybe you could help me out.
01:00 [music playing]
01:04 A bunch of holes in the earth for oil, like a badass.
01:07 There's a million ways to get hurt on an oil rig.
01:09 Fall down, knock your teeth out, get blown up, electrocuted.
01:12 If a pipe falls down, it'll kill you.
01:15 I'm going to step back, all right?
01:17 You guys got it, though.
01:19 You know how much education I got?
01:21 Eighth grade, the day I dropped out,
01:24 my old dad threw me up on a rig.
01:26 That's all I know.
01:27 They're going to take everything I have,
01:28 and they're going to ruin me.
01:30 I need you to act like you are my Harvard-educated landman.
01:33 I know all the landmen around here.
01:35 I've never seen that jackalope in my life.
01:37 Check out his shoes.
01:38 All right, we're made up.
01:40 Let's start drilling.
01:41 They said everything's going to drill itself, right?
01:42 [music playing]
01:45 This is not where I belong.
01:46 This acting, this is always your dream?
01:48 Yeah.
01:51 We got to find a lease, drill it.
01:53 We got to make a strike in 30 days.
01:55 I think with your Harvard smarts,
01:57 you can help me solve this.
01:59 You two keep scheming, and I'll start
02:00 collecting tips in case I have to bail you out of jail.
02:03 [music playing]
02:06 You really are willing to risk everything.
02:11 Yes, I am.
02:12 He loves you.
02:13 You know that, right?
02:14 When I get too close, he always ends up drifting away.
02:19 There comes a time when one could
02:20 sure use a little help.
02:23 [music playing]
02:25 Woo!
02:27 You're shooting the ring!
02:29 Bullseye.
02:30 [music playing]
02:33 you