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00:00 [Screams]

00:02 A is for angel fish.

00:07 In this laboratory, if you are fortunate, it may be possible to see how death behaves.

00:12 C is for butterfly.

00:14 Does it come to animals as it does to humans?

00:17 C is for crocodile.

00:24 Is death more efficient with a striped tiger than it is with a spotted dog?

00:29 D is for dog.

00:31 How fast does a woman decompose?

00:34 Depends on the conditions.

00:36 Does being pregnant make any difference?

00:38 There has been a car accident outside a zoo.

00:41 5,000 accidents happen every day.

00:43 Bizarre, tragic, farcical, acts of God.

00:46 Fit only to amaze the survivors and irritate the insurance company.

00:51 Is the story of this accident any different from any other, for God's sake?

00:55 Or Darwin's?

00:56 Darwin was a good storyteller.

00:59 Once upon a time, there were three bears.

01:03 No nursery stories.

01:04 Oh?

01:05 What's next, ma'am?

01:07 Dead fish.

01:09 If a fish is the father of a mermaid, then who is the mother?

01:13 How much do you know about animals?

01:15 Should you know more?

01:17 The ostrich eats anything at all.

01:19 Do you teach your child the right sort of alphabet?

01:21 The elephant lives to be 100 and never forgets a face.

01:24 L is for?

01:26 Lion.

01:27 The tiles didn't die out.

01:29 They grew feathers and became birds.

01:32 M is for?

01:34 Monkey.

01:35 You must come and tell me some dirty stories.

01:39 O is for?

01:41 Ostrich.

01:44 U is for?

01:45 Penguin.

01:49 Q is for?

01:50 Quail.

01:51 Is leglessness a form of contraception?

01:53 R is for?

01:54 Flounder.

01:57 Two brothers are bereaved by the car accident.

02:00 S is for?

02:01 Twins.

02:02 Their wives were killed in circumstances so bizarre that the brothers are unable to let it rest.

02:07 E is for?

02:08 Don't trust.

02:09 They demand some sort of satisfaction from jealousies from Darwin.

02:14 S is for?

02:15 Their investigations lead them relentlessly to one inevitable conclusion.

02:21 Is that S for?

02:23 Zebra.

02:25 Do you think Adam was a Siamese twin?

02:27 What happened to his brother?

02:29 [Music]

A Zed & Two Noughts | movie | 1985 | Official Trailer

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