[$$$series] YOU GOT THE JOB! RAIN SOUNDS-20K TIMES LAYERED

I got the job.
I got my dream job.
Why am I so easy to hire?
The interview went great.
I knew they would call and say I got the job.
I’m so excited to start my new job.
Why does everyone want to hire me?
Thank God I got the job.
Why can I get any job I want?
I’m good at any job I work.
I’m so proud to start this job.
I had a good feeling about getting this job as soon as I applied.
I’m the best employee they’ll ever have.
I know I can get hired anywhere.
I’m everyone’s dream employee.
Any company would be lucky to have me.
Any boss would be proud to hire me.
I can already tell I’m going to do great at this job.
I assume I am hired.
I assume I can get hired anywhere.
I assume they knew they’d hire me as soon as they saw me.
I assume the job is mine.
I assume I will be the favorite employee.
I assume I will do so good at my job that any raises/bonuses or promotions will be mine.
I assume I will be happy at this job.
I assume I’m the greatest employee they will ever have.