I got the job. I got my dream job. Why am I so easy to hire? The interview went great. I knew they would call and say I got the job. I’m so excited to start my new job. Why does everyone want to hire me? Thank God I got the job. Why can I get any job I want? I’m good at any job I work. I’m so proud to start this job. I had a good feeling about getting this job as soon as I applied. I’m the best employee they’ll ever have. I know I can get hired anywhere. I’m everyone’s dream employee. Any company would be lucky to have me. Any boss would be proud to hire me. I can already tell I’m going to do great at this job. I assume I am hired. I assume I can get hired anywhere. I assume they knew they’d hire me as soon as they saw me. I assume the job is mine. I assume I will be the favorite employee. I assume I will do so good at my job that any raises/bonuses or promotions will be mine. I assume I will be happy at this job. I assume I’m the greatest employee they will ever have.
