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Movie Trailer
  • 1/19/2024
Seize Them Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 [SWORD RINGS]
00:02 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:03 The wall is breached.
00:05 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:06 Fighting in the passages.
00:08 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:09 Screams of the dying.
00:11 Yes, dying peasants though, don't we think?
00:13 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:14 Footsteps coming closer.
00:16 [SWORD RINGS]
00:17 [SWORD RINGS]
00:18 [SWORD RINGS]
00:19 They're at the door.
00:20 [SWORD RINGS]
00:21 [THUD]
00:22 Oh dear.
00:23 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:24 Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat.
00:27 [SWORD RINGS]
00:28 A fighting queen at last.
00:31 [SWORD RINGS]
00:32 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:34 Your throne is lost.
00:35 When I was a girl, I watched my father punish traitors.
00:39 He would cleave off their arms and shove them up their arses.
00:42 That's nice.
00:43 And then he would cleave off their arses
00:45 and shove those up whatever remained.
00:48 Greetings, peasants.
00:49 Your queen needs clothes.
00:51 My name is Bobbik.
00:52 We'll walk to Fingerstone Rock to find new soldiers for the queen.
00:56 I'm going to need a horse.
00:57 They all died.
00:58 A dragon, then?
00:59 Yeah, they're not real.
01:00 [LAUGHS]
01:01 Cut off.
01:02 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:03 Someone's helping her.
01:04 Someone clever.
01:05 [THUD]
01:06 I was born in a bin.
01:07 When we were little, we couldn't afford clothes,
01:09 so we made our own out of nettles.
01:11 Ouch.
01:13 That was my first word.
01:14 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:15 It's all over for Queen Dagon.
01:17 Absolutely fantastic.
01:18 If I were to compose a ranking list of my favorite evil diamonds,
01:21 she'd never make top 20.
01:22 Let's not be too hard on her.
01:23 Nailed on bottom five.
01:24 Bottom two, even.
01:25 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:26 I have heard she lurks here in the east.
01:29 And she's done poos in the old well.
01:31 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:33 Yes, she doesn't do that.
01:35 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:39 What?
01:40 Please don't leave me.
01:41 Second life safety.
01:42 Second life safety.
01:43 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:44 It's a good one.
01:45 Eat my jellyfish.
01:46 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:47 You grew that.
01:48 Who dares to defame your queen?
01:51 Feet first.
01:52 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:53 Don't die.
01:55 What?
01:56 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:57 Talk, young boy.
01:58 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:59 [SCREAMS]
02:00 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:03 This is ludicrous.
02:05 Close it.
02:06 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:07 Magnificent.
02:08 Outstanding.
02:09 [LAUGHS]
02:10 High four.
02:11 High four.
02:12 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:13 Last place is either Dagon or Magnus the Flagellator.
02:17 And Magnus did a lot more charity work than people remember.
02:21 Sort of overshadowed, you know, by the flagellations.
02:26 you