Curb Your Enthusiasm S12

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:02 Have you noticed that when you take a picture,

00:04 you don't look nearly as good as you do

00:06 when you look in the mirror?

00:07 Because the mirror is how you see yourself,

00:09 and the photo is how you're seeing them.

00:12 Fuck, that's deep.

00:13 Whether I'm right or whether--

00:17 Antibiotics.

00:18 Antibiotics.

00:18 And that gives men breasts.

00:20 Larry could grow breasts.

00:21 I said, thought of Larry with breasts.

00:23 He's pretty cute.

00:23 You know, you can--

00:24 It's not good for you.

00:25 Pretty, pretty, pretty cute.

00:29 (SINGING) I gotta be me.

00:33 That's what happens when people have sex.

00:35 They say, I love you.

00:37 You're very special.

00:38 People talk like that?

00:39 Yeah.

00:40 Men do that?

00:42 You're small, you're petty, you're jealous.

00:44 You're a walking fucking virus, Larry.

00:47 (SINGING) I gotta be free.

00:50 Very sorry to hear about your father.

00:53 Father and mother, thank you.

00:54 Well, that's, you know, a little better.

00:56 Your dad's still alive?

00:57 Yeah.

00:58 Where'd he go?

00:58 (SINGING) I've gotta be me.

01:00 I think this is the happiest I've ever been in my life.

01:02 I don't even know who I'm looking at right now.

01:03 How is something good happening to me?

01:05 How did you decide on the last name anyway?

01:10 I assume it's your semen, right?

01:11 What did you just say?

01:12 I have to accept the fact that you're

01:14 wired like a fucking lunatic.

01:16 I didn't know you had alopecia.

01:17 You're a cheater.

01:18 No, you're a cheater.

01:19 You always have to be the center of attention.

01:22 There's an authenticity involved in caring about oneself.

01:25 Get the fuck out of my house.

01:27 Wait, let me say goodbye to your stupid fucking dog.

01:28 No, don't go.

01:29 Hey, hey, hey, don't you touch that dog.

01:30 Do not touch the dog.

01:31 Ever!

01:32 (SINGING) Daring to try and then do it or die.

01:35 I'm going to be honest, I'm disappointed.

01:37 I was expecting more from a childhood hero.

01:39 I really did the best under the circumstances

01:41 of a person who hates people and yet had to be amongst them.

01:44 (SINGING) I've gotta be me.

01:47 (upbeat music)

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