1000-Lb. Sisters_ Tammy and Amy’s Brother Tries to Get Them to Race STICK HORSES

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00:00 All attention on me.

00:01 What in the world?

00:03 Oh, hell no.

00:04 What Gage and Glenn and Iris ain't here.

00:07 These ain't for them.

00:09 So I came up with an idea to have a relay race

00:12 riding a stick pony.

00:15 I figure we get everybody up off their asses and get moving.

00:19 But really, the whole point is to look like idiots

00:23 and have fun doing it.

00:24 That's all it is.

00:25 [LAUGHTER]

00:28 What are we going to have a horse race?

00:30 Yeah.

00:31 I ain't riding on a stick.

00:34 Come on, bitch.

00:35 Are we a team, bitch?

00:36 I ain't do that.

00:37 And you ain't do that.

00:38 I'm not getting on that thing.

00:39 That's a stick.

00:40 What the [BLEEP]

00:41 We're fat people.

00:42 Why you going to ride a stick?

00:43 Come on, now.

00:45 That's a damn toothpick.

00:47 Which team are you on?

00:48 Are you Brittany and Amanda or Missy and Chris?

00:50 We're team lame horse.

00:51 [LAUGHTER]

00:53 We can be the referees.

00:56 You know, Tammy's mobility is 1,000% better than it was.

01:00 But she's not jumping around holding

01:02 a horse between her legs.

01:04 I was kind of hoping she'd get out there and wheel a chair,

01:06 but you know.

01:07 [LAUGHTER]

01:09 But Amy-- it's just Amy being lazy,

01:14 to be perfectly [BLEEP] honest.

01:15 Ready, set, go, jackass.

01:21 Here are the rules.

01:25 You take the little stick pony, and you

01:27 act like you're riding it.

01:28 And you run down and back.

01:30 Tag your partner, and that partner runs down and back.

01:33 And whoever finishes the relay race first is the winner.

01:37 I don't even have to run quick, because Amanda's down

01:40 at the end, blonded out.

01:41 Just--

01:42 [LAUGHTER]

01:43 She got the truck.

01:43 Oh, we ain't going back.

01:44 They only run one time, bitch.

01:46 You got to get down here and tag your partner out.

01:49 Come back down here.

01:50 No, you got to finish the race, then we go back.

01:53 Well, I know that's not Amanda's first horse she's rode.

01:56 Probably won't be the last either.

01:58 [LAUGHTER]

02:01 It's definitely not her first rodeo.

02:05 [LAUGHTER]

02:08 Amanda's been on a freaking bull.

02:12 She not had a buck.

02:13 [LAUGHTER]

02:16 She gonna [BLEEP] kill me.

02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:25 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

02:28 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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