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adorocinema
  • 1/10/2024
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01 America loves a superstar.
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06 I'm Jason "2Jays" Jennings.
00:09 I was a football legend.
00:11 But once you reach the mountaintop of greatness,
00:13 everybody wants to see you fall.
00:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18 Woo, 2Jays just got smoked.
00:22 Damn!
00:24 You pled guilty to charges of speeding
00:26 and damage to city property.
00:28 I'm recommending community service with the Long Beach
00:30 Recreations Department.
00:32 I thought I was getting like some Martha Stewart
00:34 kind of treatment.
00:35 You too good for the community that raised you.
00:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:40 I am football legend Jason "2Jays" Jennings,
00:46 your new head coach.
00:48 Lady.
00:49 Let me get a picture with y'all real quick for Twitter.
00:51 Some of y'all going to get some girlfriends
00:52 and put this right here.
00:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:55 Keys!
00:56 Kareem!
00:57 Jason!
00:58 I've been trying to get back in touch with you for years.
01:00 I know you've been thinking about me,
01:01 and I know you've been trying to get in touch with me.
01:03 Is that pretty much right?
01:04 You just put a gun in my head.
01:05 Relax, Jay.
01:06 The safety was on.
01:08 Oh, no.
01:09 It wasn't on. - What?
01:10 Whew.
01:10 Imagine that.
01:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:13 Before we can be the best, we got to master the fundamentals.
01:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:19 Oh!
01:20 Pretty boy, you missing pass after pass.
01:22 You got on all that sweet ass swag.
01:24 The next time you come out here acting like a fake ass rapper,
01:27 we gonna kick your ass off the field.
01:30 Stop acting like you got an album coming out.
01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:35 JJ, how you liking this game?
01:37 Coach, this is a mess.
01:38 I don't know what I'm doing.
01:39 Do you remember what you were like when
01:40 you showed up freshman year?
01:41 You were a pain in the ass.
01:43 I don't know about nothing.
01:45 Sound just like me.
01:46 If you really want to win a game,
01:47 stop pushing away your team.
01:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:52 Let's go!
01:53 Woo!
01:54 It was like a Black Prince's lair.
01:56 Underdogs on three, underdogs on me.
01:57 One, two, three.
01:59 What's my name?
02:01 Underdogs!
02:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:06 I got your mascots right here.
02:09 Beat Killer and Skrilla.
02:11 Two cars for two G's.
02:13 I found them chained up in the back of the winter snitches.
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02:33 you