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All the moments Golden Globes host Jo Koy bombed
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1/8/2024
All the times host Jo Koy bombed in 2024 Golden Globes. Source: CBS
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Then they asked me if I saw every movie and every TV show and then I said yes, I
00:04
lied
00:07
Only watched beef. I love you Ali
00:10
You know to me it's mandatory I'm Asian
00:13
But not only that it killed you killed it Ali
00:16
But but anyway, I'm sorry. I just uh, I just know I'm gonna tell you that the minute I signed the contract I did
00:23
I locked myself in a room and I started to binge watch everything. I was watching Oppenheimer
00:28
I
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Loved Oppenheimer. I loved Oppenheimer. I just I just got one complaint needed another hour
00:35
Felt like it needed some more backstory
00:39
My New Year's resolution for 2024 is to finish Oppenheimer in 2025 like seriously
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It's I'm almost there. I love Oppenheimer
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especially the first season
00:57
Oppenheimer
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Oppenheimer answered a lifelong question that's been on my mind for years. Yes
01:04
Scientists do get laid
01:07
As long as they look like Cillian Murphy Barbie is on a plastic doll with big boobies. I
01:13
Watched Barbie. I loved it. I really did love it
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I don't want you guys to think that I'm a creep but it was kind of weird being attracted to a plastic doll
01:25
Just something about your eyes, right?
01:27
The whole show just close your eyes everyone just looks into your eyes and Margo it's not always about you
01:36
The key moment in Barbie is when she goes from perfect beauty to bad-breath cellulite and flat feet
01:45
Or what casting directors call character actor?
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Some I wrote some other people wrote yo, I got the gig ten days ago you want a perfect monologue yo, shut up
02:01
You got you're kidding me, right?
02:04
Slow down. I wrote some of these and they're the ones you're laughing at Robert De Niro's here. I'm sorry. I'm a fan. I'm a fan
02:12
I'm fanning out. I love you Robert. Okay, if it's awkward, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
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Had to do that in front of you. I know it sucks
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I'm a bit awestruck. This guy's amazing decade after decade. He just kills it every single time
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I don't know how you do it man. Swear to God your last performance. It's got to be your greatest performance ever
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How'd you get her pregnant at 80?
02:35
CGI CGI white people stole everything
02:43
You guys
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Not like 97% you guys stole a hundred percent of everything you took the land you took the oil
02:53
You took the premise of the movie
02:56
What that was your premise
03:02
That's hilarious, okay, it's just that the room is really white I want salt burn I want salt burn
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You know what I loved about salt burn I
03:15
Learned that satanic families have feelings, too
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Very key, okay there is very good. Where's Barry kill you see this?
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We're over. Where's your penis seated?
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down front
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That was a real star of the show. That was a real star. Very cute. He's penis
03:35
If you haven't seen salt if you haven't seen salt burn, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about
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So watch it then you understand what I was talking about
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Succession is coming to an end after four beautiful seasons. I loved it
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I loved everything about it. The one thing that this show taught me is if you're a billionaire
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pull out
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None of them are gonna be like you
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We're gonna be a bad version of you. Just pull out
04:03
The portrayal of the Queen was so good Prince Harry called her for it and asked her for money
04:10
Like I said, I didn't write all these
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That wasn't right turns out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will still get paid millions of dollars for doing absolutely
04:18
Nothing, and that's just by Netflix
04:22
The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL on the Golden Globes
04:28
We have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear it was just more to go to
04:33
Sorry about that
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