SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' past | dG1fM0NBZUV5T0JVXzQ

Transcript

00:00 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine

00:05 It can't be.

00:07 Oh my gosh.

00:08 Is that...

00:09 Your teacher.

00:10 Your substitute Sunday school teacher.

00:13 Bible secrets?

00:16 None of us will believe your secrets.

00:18 Evil!

00:19 And he won't share them with us?

00:24 It's for a pretty obvious reason that they don't tell their parishioners these things.

00:28 If they really told them, their membership would be lost.

00:31 Ministers don't want to lose their jobs.

00:33 Goodbye health insurance.

00:35 Big secrets about Jesus?

00:38 Secrets about Jesus?

00:40 They're all liars there.

00:45 Modern biblical scholarship comes from...

00:50 Christians?

00:52 Church-going, pious people.

00:56 What about the cemeteries?

00:58 Is that Jesus?

00:59 Jesus golfs?

01:00 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine

01:09 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine

01:14 I rebuke you Satan.

01:16 Thanks Jen, noted.

01:17 Satan. Thanks Jen, noted.