Woman Bounces Down Slippery Steps
- 6 months ago
Occurred on December 23, 2023 / Washington, USA
: "Running late for work one early winter morning, I grabbed the dog and put on inappropriate shoes for the first frost of the year. I KNOW my porch is slippery, this wasn’t the first time I’ve fallen down the stairs. The moment my leg went up I knew I was going down, all I could do was hold onto my dog and brace myself for the ride. My mom is in the car backing down the driveway, she has a tendency to overreact in these kinds of situations so to save face and a long conversation for my late-to-work self - I IMMEDIATELY stood up and pretended I hadn’t just bounced on my butt down five stairs. You will hear her moments after my falling calling 'oh hellooo' as she cheerfully calls to me as I hobble to my car. Faint sounds of my father yelling in the background, as he was at the mailboxes and saw me go down."
: "Running late for work one early winter morning, I grabbed the dog and put on inappropriate shoes for the first frost of the year. I KNOW my porch is slippery, this wasn’t the first time I’ve fallen down the stairs. The moment my leg went up I knew I was going down, all I could do was hold onto my dog and brace myself for the ride. My mom is in the car backing down the driveway, she has a tendency to overreact in these kinds of situations so to save face and a long conversation for my late-to-work self - I IMMEDIATELY stood up and pretended I hadn’t just bounced on my butt down five stairs. You will hear her moments after my falling calling 'oh hellooo' as she cheerfully calls to me as I hobble to my car. Faint sounds of my father yelling in the background, as he was at the mailboxes and saw me go down."