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00:00 Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time.

00:08 The town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed, and everyone was making

00:13 up their Christmas lists.

00:27 Well, that's just not practical.

00:37 Spending a week in Mexico, with some black ice and some blow, is all I really want for

00:44 Christmas this year.

00:45 Ah, that sounds terrific.

00:47 How about you, kids?

00:48 I would like a pair of skates, then I'd go out skating, but I really don't know how to

00:55 skate.

00:56 Ha ha!

00:57 I want a Lexus all in pink, and a dad who doesn't drink.

01:01 Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.

01:05 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

01:13 Santa's got his work cut out for him.

01:15 Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.

01:17 I want a tour the Spanish coast, lunch with Michael Landon's ghost, is all I really want

01:22 for Christmas this year.

01:25 Wait, what?

01:26 Forget it, keep going.

01:28 Jennifer Garner in my bed, softer voices in my head, is all I really want for Christmas

01:34 this year.

01:36 Yellow cake, uranium, never mind the reason, also chutes and ladders and a ball.

01:46 Ha ha ha!

01:47 Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

01:49 Pull on you, it's not enough.

01:51 Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here.

01:56 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

02:05 I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.

02:07 Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.

02:10 And Christmas is about getting, everyone in town knows that.

02:13 Japanese girls with no restraint, just to choke me till I faint, is all I really want for

02:19 Christmas this year.

02:22 Ugh, yiggity.

02:24 Platinum plated silverware, just one day when kids don't stare, is all I really want for

02:30 Christmas this year.

02:33 Yeah!

02:34 If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport, I will go to court and sue your ass.

02:43 Happy holidays!

02:44 Wouldn't I love a Tinker Toy?

02:46 And a little drummer boy, he can either tap his drum or more rear.

02:52 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

03:00 I want a golden mustache comb.

03:06 And some spermicidal foam.

03:08 That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

03:12 I want a brand new pitching wedge.

03:17 I would like more lemon pledge.

03:19 That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

03:23 I just want a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey.

03:30 I just want some colored Easter eggs.

03:33 I want a Blu-ray of the West.

03:36 We don't know what Christmas is.

03:38 We have something else called Gishkem Fluffneer.

03:43 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

03:53 [music]

03:56 [silence]

03:58 [silence]

04:00 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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