Ted 1° Temporada Trailer Oficial

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00:00 Hi everyone, Seth MacFarlane here, and I am thrilled to share the trailer for our new

00:04 Peacock original series, Ted, telling the story of Ted and John's early days.

00:10 Let's take a look.

00:11 Hey Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?

00:15 You're not gonna like it.

00:17 How bad?

00:18 Well it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they become just one nut.

00:22 Holy shit.

00:24 You should be going to school every day with John.

00:27 Ha, no thanks.

00:28 You might have fun.

00:29 No, I would not have fun.

00:30 I guard the house when you guys are out.

00:34 What happened to the TV?

00:35 It was an accident.

00:36 You're going to school and you're gonna grow a fucking brain.

00:38 Oh come on!

00:39 Hey dork, you bringing your dolls to school?

00:45 It's the 90s, times are changing.

00:49 Sexual education.

00:50 Let's start with masturbation.

00:52 If you're gonna assign homework, Johnny already did it this morning.

00:55 Shut the fuck up dude.

00:56 I haven't smoked, I haven't had sex, I haven't had a girlfriend.

01:00 I'm a loser.

01:01 You and me have been best friends like our whole lives.

01:03 We're about to get high for the first time.

01:05 Can we have drugs please?

01:07 Let's do this right.

01:08 Aw man.

01:09 Can you guys believe we're like having an experience, an experience in reality?

01:23 Is there a fucking gas leak or something?

01:27 Nice costume, butt prince.

01:29 It's possible that the two of you might not be total screw ups.

01:33 Take a long look, this is what life is.

01:37 Shit, Teddy, I'm the last virgin in school.

01:39 We can fix this.

01:40 We gotta find a buyer.

01:41 Fresh penis!

01:42 Get your fresh penis here!

01:44 Teddy, Jesus Christ!

01:45 It still has that new penis smell.

01:47 Shut up!

01:48 Alright, I'm just trying to help.

01:48 I'm just trying to help.

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02:09 I'm just trying to help.

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