Robert Randolph Live At Nice Jazz Festival | show | 2012 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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00:00 Dude, check it! I figured out how we can get back into heaven!

00:04 Here, this is the Earth, and the rest of the room is all of outer space!

00:07 Okay, I don't get it.

00:09 Focus!

00:10 So, let's say we get this big-ass pole like it's really f***ing long, right?

00:14 Then we stick that s*** onto the Earth like this, see?

00:18 This is you. Now pay attention.

00:21 God damn it, what is that pole?

00:23 And you start walking up it like anyone would do and are like, "Where the s*** does it go?"

00:27 So you just keep going higher and higher until... Guess what?

00:30 Come on! You're not guessing!

00:32 Give me something to work with!

00:34 Anytime, Stockton!

00:36 Don't be a b***h! If you keep on climbing higher, where the hell do you go?

00:40 The top of the pole.

00:41 Jesus! Up here is space, get it? It's the universe! The room is the whole cosmos!

00:45 All we have to do is stick a pole in the ground and crawl up to space!

00:47 How awesome is that? It seems so simple now that I've said it out loud, don't you think?

00:51 I think you're ignoring things like physics and, you know, oxygen.

00:54 But yeah, I see what you're saying.

00:56 Now why would we want to do that again?

00:58 Quit acting like an idiot! You're supposed to be the smart one!

01:01 Stockton, if we make a log in a pole, eventually we'll be able to crawl all the way back up to heaven!

01:05 Why the hell do you want to go back to heaven so bad? Can I put the earth down now?

01:09 So what are you saying? Do you not want to go back?

01:12 Well, there's a lot of really good processed sugar down here and that s*** is cheap.

01:15 Plus, I mean, you seem to think the guys here are perfectly f***able, so it's whatever.

01:19 To be honest, recently the dudes I've come across haven't made me come much at all.

01:23 Take that c*** sucker from the club last night, right?

01:25 What a feltspurger, man.

01:27 And he disguised his douchebaggery by being hot as f***.

01:30 God, I hate that.

01:32 He was a finger pointer and he'd say s*** like, "Welcome to the gun show!"

01:35 And I was like, "Dude, f*** off, you leg humper. I'm a goddamn lady."

01:38 But he was just like, "I've got the biggest moose knuckle in the world! Don't you wanna have sex with me?"

01:42 Are you sure he didn't have a mental thing going on? Because that is so your type.

01:45 Which is fine if they're nice, but I don't like assburgers with extra ass.

01:49 God, Pindy, you are so racist.

01:50 Oh, and while we were doing it, he told me that. Get this. I was better than his mom.

01:54 What kind of f***ing s*** is that?

01:56 So after all that, you still diddled him?

01:58 Well, yeah. Why would I not?

02:00 Fly away!

02:04 Huh?

Robert Randolph Live At Nice Jazz Festival | show | 2012 | Official Clip

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