Return of the Jedi | show | 1983 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [music]

00:04 Principal Shepard, we came to ask if there's anything we can do to get Chris back in the school.

00:09 Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid we can't do that.

00:12 Oh, I think you can. I think you can do that and a whole lot more.

00:17 Wow, I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with Tara Lipinski!

00:22 Now, refresh my memory. Is Tara the one who had the DUI?

00:25 That's Oksana Bayoul.

00:27 Sounds like something Gandalf says at the foot of a mountain.

00:30 Oksana Bayoul!

00:33 [crash]

00:34 [footsteps]

00:40 Okay, we can go in now.

00:43 I think I've got the lingo of today's lady down pat.

00:46 Hey, might I Pinterest you in a drink point-o?

00:50 [pinterest noises]

00:54 I'm a dog. I can hear everything.

00:56 By the way, the Stranger Things monster just farted.

00:59 [crunch]

01:00 Holy crap, Hal! What's wrong with you?

01:03 You love it.

01:05 Listen, I want to throw you the wildest bachelor party of all time.

01:08 It's going to be crazier than whatever Kanye West is doing at this particular moment.

01:12 I'm giving this lasagna a massage while preparing to announce I'm joining ISIS!

01:17 Thank you for your interest!

01:19 Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid you have testicular cancer. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.

01:23 Oh, I think maybe there is.

01:27 Peter, you want to watch Netflix?

01:29 Yeah, let's watch one of those stand-up specials.

01:31 There's a bunch of them. They've got to be good.

01:33 No. No.

01:35 Tom Segura?

01:37 Geez, they're giving one of these to everyone. How come I don't have one?

01:40 You do, Peter. This is the taped intro.

01:42 Mr. Griffin, you're on!

01:44 [music]

01:50 You're smoking the vape pen?

01:52 No, I'm smoking a real cigarette like mothers are supposed to do.

01:55 You're such a hypocrite! At least vaping is healthy.

01:59 Oh, don't be an idiot. Vaping is just as bad, and you look like a douchebag.

02:03 No, I don't. I look cool.

02:05 Go ahead. Hold it to your mouth.

02:08 [camera shutter]

02:10 Oh my God. I'm a douchebag!

02:14 [whistling]

02:17 Two days of mail at once? Nobody knows.

02:20 Don't go over two. Don't get greedy.

02:23 [fart]

02:24 Well, got a bat in the cave.

02:26 All right, I figure if we can just...

02:28 What's going on? An eclipse?

02:30 [screaming]

02:34 Now, to start the mower, you grab this pull cord like so, and give it a nice hard yank.

02:39 [motor running]

02:41 Can I change my grip?

02:43 [motor running]

02:46 Wow, much better.

02:48 That's a familiar motion.

02:50 Ooh, the siren song of the unattended. Whole grapes.

02:54 ♪ Come and eat us, we won't choke you ♪

02:57 ♪ Put us in your cheeks ♪

03:01 Oh, okay, these grapes seem nice enough. They said they won't choke me.

03:05 [choking]

03:09 ♪ You should have sliced us, skinned us, cut us ♪

03:12 ♪ Now you have no air, ha ha ha ♪

03:15 Stewie, you're choking!

03:18 ♪ Soaring through the air ♪

03:21 Meg, you saved me! You're my hero!

03:25 I am not letting you out of my sight again.

03:28 [piano music]

03:34 ♪ Here I lie, on the ground ♪

03:38 ♪ What of me now? ♪

03:41 ♪ No bowl, no bunch, no stems ♪

03:46 ♪ But is here where I begin again ♪

03:51 [piano music]

03:55 ♪ Today I begin the life that I dreamed ♪

04:00 Oh, there's a foot.

04:02 We now return to the Orville on Fox.

04:05 [gunshots]

04:08 Why do you hate that show so much?

04:10 Because it's preventing me from doing my work here at Family Guy.

04:14 ♪ Lucky is a Family Guy ♪

04:29 ♪ Lucky is a man who ♪

04:31 ♪ Positively can do ♪

04:32 ♪ All the things that make us ♪

04:34 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪

04:36 ♪ He's a Family Guy ♪

04:41 (thud)

Return of the Jedi | show | 1983 | Official Trailer

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