Slow Learners | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind? | dG1fSGJnYmQtZjlzZlE

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00:00 -What is it about me that makes you not want to stay here?

00:03 -Honestly? -Yeah.

00:04 -Like, everything.

00:05 Starting with your face first.

00:07 Just, like, you're smelling something

00:09 that doesn't smell good.

00:10 You don't look like you have bones under your body at all.

00:13 You're just sort of like an old baby.

00:15 -That's a complete answer.

00:18 -When was the last time you engaged in intercourse?

00:21 -Do you mean, like, um, full-on kind of?

00:25 -So you're abstinent. -No.

00:26 It's more just like, "Oh, gosh, I'm gonna get married."

00:29 -Is it March already?

00:31 So, I'm tired of being such a dork.

00:35 -It's good. -Yeah.

00:36 -Mm-hmm. I like beer.

00:37 -I want to be a guy that no matter where they are,

00:39 there's a possibility that he could have sex in a bathroom.

00:42 -I want to be sex in the bathroom, people.

00:44 That's so cool.

00:45 How do we do this? How is this done?

00:47 -It would be nice to meet some girls, though.

00:50 -I go on dates all the time. -No, you don't.

00:51 Come on, Lenny.

00:52 When was the last time you were out on a date?

00:54 -What day is today? -Sunday.

00:56 -1986.

00:57 -How do you do it? You're so put together.

00:59 Are you familiar with Kegeling?

01:00 -The squeezing.

01:01 -It's like a glass of wine for the prives.

01:03 What are you doing with your face?

01:05 You're not blinking whatsoever now.

01:07 -Girls don't like guys from upper-middle-class Pennsylvania.

01:10 -What do they like?

01:11 -They want, like, bad boys have been in fights.

01:14 -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:15 -Oh!

01:16 [ Gasps ]

01:17 -Oh, my God. -What's up?

01:19 ♪♪♪♪

01:27 -I guess I kind of have a slutty side.

01:30 -White people are weird. -Damn, they're weird.

01:32 -What's wrong with the glass? -That's a nasty whiter.

01:34 -Jump!

01:35 -Call me back, weirdo.

01:38 -You look really nice.

01:39 I'm not used to seeing you with this much makeup.

01:41 -Is the wine going to aggravate your IBS?

01:45 ♪♪♪♪

01:46 -I don't smoke. I vape.

01:47 -Come on, take a pull. -No, I'm good.

01:49 -Let's see what the future's all about.

01:50 -No, I'm good. Thanks.

01:52 [ Coughs ]

01:54 ♪♪♪♪

01:55 -You all right in there?

01:56 -No, I'm fine. I'm just in here pooping.

01:59 -Okay.

02:00 -I'm really glad that we're doing this together.

02:02 -Yeah.

02:03 -I'm gonna get up in the bar.

02:04 -I'm putting this on the Internet.

02:07 ♪♪♪♪

02:08 -Oh, man. That lady took our spot,

02:10 and this is part of our problem. We're too passive.

02:12 -Hey, you dumb [bleep]!

02:14 -Lower your window and start yelling in here.

02:16 -You suck a badd--

02:18 ♪♪♪♪

02:21 ♪♪♪♪

02:24 ♪♪♪♪

02:27 ♪♪♪♪

02:30 ♪♪♪♪

02:33 (upbeat music)

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