Tour de Pharmacy | movie | 2017 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A mockumentary that chronicles the prevalence of doping in the world of professional cycling. | dG1fcE9USXFrRDlmUEE

Transcript

00:00 The 1982 Cycling Events of the Year.

00:04 There's definitely something fishy going on.

00:07 It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding.

00:11 Marty Haas.

00:14 Abigail! What's up Abigail?

00:15 You seem very proud of your homeland.

00:17 I did it with nothing but my own blood, sweat and tears and extra blood.

00:23 Nearly every rider was on drugs.

00:27 I'm here with Gustave Ditters. Looked like you were carrying a few extra pounds.

00:30 This is what happens when you train super hard on the bicycle.

00:33 Adrien Baton, the great French mystery.

00:36 It was my first time in public as a man.

00:38 What a hot chick.

00:41 And I think I nailed it.

00:42 The race starts now!

00:45 The atmosphere is positively electric.

00:50 Now being passed by an old lady.

00:54 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

00:58 It's a perfect backflip.

01:00 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

01:04 Oh my god, he's fucking dead!

01:08 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

01:13 Wooo!

01:21 Cyclists are incredible athletes as far as endurance goes,

01:24 but a great deal of them fight like little bitches.

01:27 People dope. Yeah.

01:33 You know, this is a sport with literally hundreds of dollars on the line

01:37 and dozens of fans that...

01:39 Stakes are medium.

01:41 (upbeat music)

01:43 (rock music)