Strangers with Candy | movie | 2006 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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A prequel to the critically acclaimed series featuring Jerri Blank, a 46 year old ex-junkie, ex-con who returns to high  | dG1fdUNXU2dkS3dsZlU

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00:00 (silence)

00:05 Hello, I'm Jerry Blank.

00:07 You know, being the new kid in school is never easy.

00:09 Especially when you're a boozer.

00:11 You're a fat goblin!

00:12 Son.

00:12 She is!

00:13 I know, Dirk. I have eyes.

00:15 A loser.

00:16 What's your IQ?

00:17 Icy.

00:18 And a user.

00:19 Would you like to carry my books?

00:21 After 32 years of being a bit of a troublemaker,

00:26 I've decided that I'm going to start my life

00:28 exactly where I left off.

00:30 Back in school!

00:31 You have to be special, Jerry.

00:33 Special?

00:34 Honor roll.

00:35 Be prom queen!

00:36 Make the honor roll.

00:37 But this time, I'm gonna fit in.

00:40 Hey, homies. How about making some room?

00:43 Because people like me.

00:45 Why doesn't anybody like me?

00:51 Now, as many of you know, it's science fair time again.

00:54 Your project could be about finding the link

00:57 between a loser and a fatty.

01:00 You cross my child zone again,

01:01 you're gonna pull back a buddy's thumb.

01:03 It all came rushing back to me.

01:05 The years of drug-addled, alcohol-tainted debasement.

01:09 I'm gonna make you feel so good.

01:12 You're off the team.

01:14 But my daddy's in a coma!

01:16 Go see the school grief counselor.

01:17 She's supposed to care.

01:18 I wish my daddy was in a coma.

01:20 He's dead, Jerry.

01:22 Hey, ladies! Put some effort into it!

01:25 I hate you.

01:27 What'd you say?

01:28 What did you hear?

01:29 I'd rather not repeat it.

01:30 Well, then I guess we'll never know.

01:33 This night's not your own.

01:35 I need more out of this relationship

01:38 than I'm willing to put in.

01:40 You pushed me away.

01:41 I wasn't pushing you away.

01:43 I was pulling me toward myself.

01:45 This summer, you're invited to purchase tickets

01:48 to the film version of the hit comedy central series.

01:50 Why can't we just be friends?

01:52 Fat hips sink ships.

01:54 Amy Sedaris.

01:55 These are my new best friends.

01:57 Who's this face and what's her name?

01:58 Stephen Colbert!

02:00 I love it. I love you.

02:02 And Paul D'Avello.

02:03 I may be an authority figure, but I have the mind of a child.

02:06 So, Monica, who's fat and ugly now?

02:09 Still you, Jerry.

02:10 Strangers with candy.

02:12 This is nice. Family.

02:14 We don't speak with food in our mouths at this table.

02:16 I don't have any food in my mouth.

02:18 When watching people dancing,

02:21 it's hard to watch the credits.

02:24 Let 'em roll.

Strangers with Candy | movie | 2006 | Official Trailer

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