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Don't Suck | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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12/13/2023
A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic whom reveals an unexpected past. | dG1fVVJJQ1FXUm5CTmc
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00:00
Take a look at the kid that I'm sticking on stage next.
00:02
Why would I ever do that?
00:03
You've seen people bomb. This kid next level's it.
00:06
I am a vampire.
00:07
I'm neither Team Edward or Team Jacob.
00:10
I rooted for the sun.
00:11
[ Bell rings ]
00:13
He was so scary, he scared the laughs away.
00:16
[ Laughter ]
00:17
I saw you in the back.
00:19
Oh, yeah, I was the guy who laughed.
00:21
Thank you for that. You ever needed an opener?
00:24
[ Telephone rings ]
00:25
What's up?
00:26
I have a commitment for you
00:27
to open up the brand-new Russell Peters special.
00:29
Pick an opener, or one's gonna be appointed for you.
00:32
If you take me, and I will pay for every expense,
00:35
what do you say? All right.
00:36
Guy has a friggin' coffin.
00:38
He's a good guy, and you can learn a thing or two.
00:40
Like what? How to hang upside down?
00:42
I once joined a doomsday cult.
00:44
By the time I got there, everybody was dead.
00:46
Nick!
00:47
Will you quit the vampire routine?
00:49
It's not a routine.
00:51
♪♪
00:53
I mean, the glowing eyes, contacts, the teeth --
00:55
it's an odd lifestyle choice, but, hey, it's Vegas.
00:58
Dude, you turned into a bat!
01:00
[ Cheers and applause ]
01:02
Dude, you're amazing.
01:04
♪♪
01:05
Where'd you find this kid?
01:07
Only fangs.
01:08
[ Laughs ]
01:09
Aren't you late for your job at the truck stop glory hole?
01:12
The Poseid Twilight don't do this.
01:14
♪ We make it a party ♪
01:16
♪ We make it a party ♪
01:18
♪ We make it a party ♪
01:20
You killed a guy and drank his blood.
01:24
[ Laughs ] That's crazy.
01:26
♪♪
01:28
Do you have any idea what it's like to be emotionally dead inside?
01:31
Have you met me? I'm a comedian.
01:33
♪ Sweetie, get your heart up ♪
01:36
Do you want to touch it?
01:37
[ Both laugh ]
01:39
♪♪
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