Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign It's Finally Time It's My Last Show | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Grammy nominated and platinum selling recording artist Bill Engvall is taking a bow. The renown comedian is entertaining | dG1fRE9XSWd1NGdWOW8

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00:00 My lovely bride and I have been married for 40 years.

00:02 The other day she came and she goes,

00:03 I think you need to get your hearing tested.

00:05 And I said, what?

00:07 (audience laughing)

00:08 (upbeat music)

00:11 I was getting a Christian studies major.

00:15 Why does a Christian studies major even need a math class?

00:19 I called the professor in his office.

00:21 I said, I've been wanting to ask you something

00:22 since I've started this class.

00:24 He said, what's that?

00:25 I said, well, my time on this planet's up.

00:27 And I go to meet St. Peter.

00:29 I said, is he gonna give me a math problem to do?

00:33 He said, probably not.

00:34 I said, so you're telling me then

00:36 that this university has a stricter admissions policy

00:39 than heaven does.

00:40 (audience laughing)

00:41 (upbeat music)

00:44 I texted with my daughter for three years

00:45 before I realized IDK meant I don't know.

00:48 I would say, we miss you baby, when you coming back?

00:50 And she would type IDK, MU and the number two.

00:54 And I'm like, I the moon.

00:57 (audience laughing)

00:59 MU to me.

01:00 And I go, yeah, what the hell is she saying?

01:03 She's saying, I don't know, but I miss you too.

01:06 And that was so sweet.

01:07 And I wish I'd have known that

01:08 before I wrote her out of the will.

01:10 (audience laughing)

01:11 (upbeat music)

01:14 On the 12th tee box of this golf course,

01:16 there's a sign that says,

01:18 caution, aggressive goose give wide berth.

01:21 So we hit our tee shots and we're walking on the fairway.

01:23 Sure enough, here come that goose.

01:25 And he looked me in the eye and he went,

01:27 (imitates goose)

01:29 And I looked at him and I went,

01:31 (imitates goose)

01:33 And then he started running at me,

01:34 which I gotta be honest with you,

01:35 I wasn't really ready for that.

01:36 (audience laughing)

01:37 He dive bombed, he's on my face like,

01:40 (imitates goose)

01:41 Beckoning and slapping his wings.

01:42 I'm like, get him off me.

01:44 She goes, I can't, I'm being my pants.

01:46 (audience laughing)

01:48 (upbeat music)

01:51 (upbeat music)

01:53 (dramatic music)

01:56 (eerie music)

Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign It's Finally Time It's My Last Show | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer

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