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Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign It's Finally Time It's My Last Show | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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12/10/2023
Grammy nominated and platinum selling recording artist Bill Engvall is taking a bow. The renown comedian is entertaining | dG1fRE9XSWd1NGdWOW8
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00:00
My lovely bride and I have been married for 40 years.
00:02
The other day she came and she goes,
00:03
I think you need to get your hearing tested.
00:05
And I said, what?
00:07
(audience laughing)
00:08
(upbeat music)
00:11
I was getting a Christian studies major.
00:15
Why does a Christian studies major even need a math class?
00:19
I called the professor in his office.
00:21
I said, I've been wanting to ask you something
00:22
since I've started this class.
00:24
He said, what's that?
00:25
I said, well, my time on this planet's up.
00:27
And I go to meet St. Peter.
00:29
I said, is he gonna give me a math problem to do?
00:33
He said, probably not.
00:34
I said, so you're telling me then
00:36
that this university has a stricter admissions policy
00:39
than heaven does.
00:40
(audience laughing)
00:41
(upbeat music)
00:44
I texted with my daughter for three years
00:45
before I realized IDK meant I don't know.
00:48
I would say, we miss you baby, when you coming back?
00:50
And she would type IDK, MU and the number two.
00:54
And I'm like, I the moon.
00:57
(audience laughing)
00:59
MU to me.
01:00
And I go, yeah, what the hell is she saying?
01:03
She's saying, I don't know, but I miss you too.
01:06
And that was so sweet.
01:07
And I wish I'd have known that
01:08
before I wrote her out of the will.
01:10
(audience laughing)
01:11
(upbeat music)
01:14
On the 12th tee box of this golf course,
01:16
there's a sign that says,
01:18
caution, aggressive goose give wide berth.
01:21
So we hit our tee shots and we're walking on the fairway.
01:23
Sure enough, here come that goose.
01:25
And he looked me in the eye and he went,
01:27
(imitates goose)
01:29
And I looked at him and I went,
01:31
(imitates goose)
01:33
And then he started running at me,
01:34
which I gotta be honest with you,
01:35
I wasn't really ready for that.
01:36
(audience laughing)
01:37
He dive bombed, he's on my face like,
01:40
(imitates goose)
01:41
Beckoning and slapping his wings.
01:42
I'm like, get him off me.
01:44
She goes, I can't, I'm being my pants.
01:46
(audience laughing)
01:48
(upbeat music)
01:51
(upbeat music)
01:53
(dramatic music)
01:56
(eerie music)
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