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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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12/8/2023
Comedian, actor, and best-selling author Gary Gulman offers up his hilarious insights on a range of topics – from grow | dG1fRFFGN0Nab3JweFE
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I grew up in an oft-ignored sector of Jewish people called "Poor."
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[laughter]
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A heart surgeon will open up your chest,
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replace a valve, save and extend your life $45 copay.
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A dentist fills miniature potholes cash-only today.
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We'll work on a payment plan like any other strip mall retailer,
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but you're gonna pay.
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I said to my dad, "I really want to play hockey."
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He said, "Son, go grab the sports almanac."
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There were zero Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
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My dad said, "Just for a point of comparison,
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more Jews have been the Messiah."
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If you put in any effort at all,
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you can wear Banana Republic for the price of Old Navy.
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Whenever I get the promo code, I always think to myself,
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"I could have guessed that."
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But it's always just clever enough.
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Okay, summer savings?
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They spelled "summer" with a dollar sign.
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$30 for the shorts.
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How much for the whimsy?
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♪ I wanna be the pill ♪
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♪ That gets you through your day ♪
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♪ I wanna be the pill that gets you through your day ♪
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