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00:02 It's the rundown, December 7th, Pearl Harbor Day.
00:06 RIP, our boys in blue.
00:08 - I gotta bring that up off the bat.
00:10 - I'm respectful to our, they wore blue,
00:12 the Navy wears blue.
00:12 - Yeah, I mean, right. - Can you tell Billy
00:13 thank you? - In white?
00:14 But did I tell Billy thank you?
00:15 No, I should. - You should.
00:17 - Billy, hey, it's Pearl Harbor Day,
00:19 just wanna say thank you for your service.
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01:04 So, C4.
01:05 - The old me would have asked John Rich
01:06 about meth right now, but not the new me.
01:08 - Oh, that's the old you.
01:09 - Good for you, Pat.
01:10 - I've grown a lot.
01:11 - You really have.
01:12 - Just because I'm genuinely curious.
01:13 - What do you wanna know?
01:14 - Have you ever smoked meth?
01:16 - Yeah, one time I smoked it.
01:18 - Where?
01:19 - Some shady girl's apartment in Van Nuys up in the valley.
01:24 - Did you, you know that's a thing that gay guys do,
01:26 they get all methed up and then they fuck?
01:28 - I didn't get around to that.
01:30 - All right, well, anywho.
01:30 - You didn't get to that.
01:31 - Anywho.
01:32 - You snorted it most of the time?
01:33 - Yeah.
01:34 - Was it different?
01:35 - It's called Tina on the street.
01:37 - Tina.
01:38 - Was it better smoking or worse?
01:39 - Smoking's way better.
01:40 - Smoking's way better.
01:40 - Oh, yeah.
01:41 - Right into the bloodstream.
01:43 - Seems less scary somehow, too, I don't know why.
01:45 - Smoking it?
01:46 - Yeah, way better.
01:47 - He was in Poppers, too, he's like,
01:48 "Yeah, I don't know about this gay thing, not for me."
01:50 Wasn't me, I promise.
01:51 First thing on the agenda.
01:55 - Shout out to Steve Bernard.
01:56 - Hey, I had to, I was just curious.
01:57 - First thing on the agenda, the Yankees traded
01:59 for Juan Soto, they acquired Soto from the Padres,
02:01 seven player trade, second time he's been traded
02:03 in the last two years, they also received outfielder
02:05 Trent Grisham from the Padres,
02:07 San Diego received Michael Kinn,
02:09 Bro-tee, Brought-ee, why did I say Bro-tee?
02:12 - Yeah, that's not right.
02:13 - Yeah.
02:14 - It's close enough.
02:15 - Randy Vasquez, Drew Thorpe, and Kyle Higashioka.
02:17 Clemmer, you're the baseball guy, break it down for us.
02:20 - Yeah, I mean, Juan Soto is the closest thing
02:22 this generation has to Ted Williams,
02:23 so this is a major deal for the Yankees,
02:25 the dark side of this for the Yankees
02:26 is that he's only signed for one year,
02:29 his agent is Scott Boris, so it's a good change,
02:31 you might only have him for one year,
02:32 it's a lot to give up for one year of a player,
02:33 but Juan Soto is the real deal, he's that good,
02:36 he has the best batting eye I've maybe ever seen,
02:38 he's incredible, and he's only 25.
02:41 - And I feel like they wouldn't trade that much for him
02:43 if it was a one year rental, right?
02:45 - You never know, I mean, so I go back to 1997,
02:47 'cause I'm old as fuck, but the Red Sox got Pedro Martinez,
02:51 same thing, winter meetings, one year deal,
02:53 but between that time and spring training,
02:55 they signed him to a seven year extension,
02:56 and they ended up winning a World Series,
02:58 so it can work out, the Yankees have to pay him,
03:01 he's gonna make $500 million, Juan Soto.
03:03 - $500 million?
03:04 - When he's a free agent, 'cause he's so young.
03:06 - How much did they get him for one year?
03:08 - Oh, it's, I think they're making
03:09 a $20 million or something this year.
03:10 - Only $20 million?
03:11 - For baseball. - Baseball, the scale
03:13 is just crazy. - That's like,
03:14 call her daddy money.
03:14 - Yeah, that's per episode.
03:15 - For one year, and that's one year.
03:16 - Good lord. - And yeah, but he'll sign
03:18 a 10 year, 12 year, $500 million contract
03:21 when he's a free agent, for sure, he's 25.
03:24 - That's just so crazy to me that contracts
03:25 in baseball are that long.
03:27 - Yeah. - To think about,
03:28 like imagine if you signed a contract at 25,
03:30 like how much in your life has happened from 25 to 35?
03:32 - For a 10 year deal.
03:33 - And the craziest thing in baseball, it's all guaranteed.
03:35 So if he just sucks, let's say he blows out his elbows
03:40 and his knees and he sucks, he still gets paid.
03:42 - Oh my God, it's John Carlo.
03:43 - Has anyone ever intentionally blown out a knee?
03:44 Like if I signed that and I fucking hated everything
03:46 about my job as a baseball player, just blow out your knee.
03:49 - Should I have something in your contract about it?
03:51 - Yeah. - I don't know how
03:52 they would determine that.
03:53 - Yeah, you can't, like for instance,
03:54 a lot of those contracts prohibit skiing,
03:56 prohibit like pickup basketball, there's a lot of things.
03:59 And if you do that, then your money is,
04:01 that's the only time it's, see ya.
04:02 - I asked Pat Beverly to play pickup
04:04 and he was like, I can't.
04:05 I was like, why?
04:06 He's like, I think the Sixers would frown negatively
04:09 upon that if they saw me like shooting hoops
04:11 on the Upper West Side the day before a game.
04:13 - Aaron Boone. - That makes sense.
04:13 - The Yankees manager had a contract with the Yankees.
04:16 He blew out his knee playing pickup basketball
04:18 and the Yankees cut him and he got no money.
04:21 - Good lord. - 'Cause it broke
04:21 the contract. - Can't do that.
04:23 I wonder what they do. - Can you pull a photo
04:24 of Juan Soto, sorry, can I inject a copy off?
04:26 - Show him Juan Soto. - You wanna see Juan Soto?
04:27 - He's beefy. - Yeah, he is.
04:29 - Well, with a name like Soto, yeah, smash for sure, right?
04:34 - Yeah, I think he's a handsome young man.
04:36 - Handsome dude.
04:37 - Anywho, you were saying?
04:40 - Oh, saying what do you think they do with John Carlo?
04:42 - John Carlo has no business,
04:43 John Carlo Stanton should not be in the major leagues.
04:45 He has no business wearing a baseball uniform anymore.
04:48 I like the guy, he was a great player in his prime.
04:50 He is beyond washed up.
04:52 He has no business being on a roster.
04:54 They owe him, I think, $25 million for four more years?
04:58 Something like that? - Yeah.
04:59 - So he's gonna, they gotta do something with him.
05:00 I don't know, he should not be playing baseball.
05:02 He can't run anymore. - You guys want him?
05:03 - No, no, no one should want him.
05:06 - I think you could take it, give us something small back.
05:09 - He shouldn't even be on a roster.
05:11 - Owen Coon can definitely pay him.
05:12 - If he didn't have $100 million kind of waiting for him
05:16 that teams had to pay him, he would not be on a roster.
05:18 - That's true.
05:19 Next thing up, a Jaguars employee defrauded a team
05:21 of $22 million.
05:22 His name is Amit Patel.
05:25 He was the manager of financial planning.
05:26 He was accused of stealing more than $22 million
05:28 in the franchise between 2019 and '23
05:30 by exploiting the organization's virtual credit card program.
05:33 He bought two vehicles, including a Tesla Model 3,
05:36 a condo on the beach, a designer watch worth 95K.
05:39 Other money was allegedly used to gamble
05:41 and purchase cryptocurrency.
05:42 If convicted, he might be required to forfeit
05:43 all the property up to the amount of 22 million
05:46 as well as a lengthy prison sentence.
05:48 In my head, I don't know how you think
05:50 you get away with this.
05:52 - I am so on his side.
05:53 I get that.
05:54 Most financial crimes occur at a lower level
05:59 unless it's like big time Wall Street stuff.
06:01 This is perfect.
06:02 He's probably got the job of their manager
06:04 of financial planning, whatever, CFO, whatever,
06:06 and was like, "I'm actually gonna do this.
06:07 Who's above me?
06:08 The board?
06:09 What are they gonna look at?"
06:10 This is like, I'd like to see a photo of Amit too.
06:13 22 million dollars though.
06:14 I guess I'm just curious, how do you like siphon it out?
06:18 - Well, the NFL used so much money.
06:20 It just shows you how rich the NFL is.
06:21 I wonder if they didn't really miss 22 million.
06:23 - Oh, he's young.
06:24 - He's a pretty young dude, yeah.
06:26 - I need photos of everyone like a fucking child.
06:29 - He did this, it took him four years to get caught.
06:32 - Yeah, it took him a while.
06:33 And I just, I don't know how you get away with it.
06:33 - He was buying crazy shit.
06:35 - Yeah.
06:36 - What was it that Amit, what was it?
06:38 Credit card something?
06:39 - Yeah, it was a virtual credit card program,
06:40 which I guess it makes an easy way to like siphon off money
06:42 but I just, you're right in that it's very unique
06:45 that like he's in a middle amount of fraud.
06:47 He's not like made off like,
06:48 oh my God, this guy's defrauding billions from people.
06:50 It's like, it's a very middling amount of,
06:52 like it's, and it's also not like defrauding old people.
06:54 You know?
06:55 - Oh, well I guess I read it wrong.
06:55 He's a manager, so he's like a middle amount of power too.
06:59 - Yeah.
07:00 - All right, so the Jaguars are just stupid.
07:02 - That's also--
07:03 - Misplaced 22 million dollars.
07:05 If you, if you can get away with it, would you do it?
07:07 Not at Barstool, but if you could like defraud
07:09 like a major bank or something.
07:11 - I would be so--
07:12 - Would you just go to a white collar prison for like--
07:14 - I'd be so afraid of getting caught.
07:15 - Yeah, me too.
07:16 - No, not if like--
07:17 - Guilt.
07:18 - You're guaranteed to get caught.
07:19 And it's not the guilt.
07:19 Like if I get defrauded--
07:20 - I worry, the fear I guess.
07:21 - If I get defrauded like, you know,
07:23 Bank of America and get away with it or something like that
07:25 and like no one is harmed, no real people,
07:27 just the bank is harmed, I'm like, yeah, fine, whatever.
07:29 Why would I care?
07:30 But like this case, like I feel like
07:32 you're just gonna get caught.
07:33 Like it's so, all the roads lead directly to you.
07:37 - Even if you don't get caught,
07:38 you're waiting for that knock on the door
07:39 for the rest of your life.
07:40 And that's something I couldn't live with
07:41 'cause I just--
07:42 - For what, a fucking Tesla?
07:43 - It's just so hard to commit crime.
07:45 - Condo in the beach, that's cool.
07:46 - Like it's not a condo, I want my own house
07:48 if I have that much, right?
07:49 A condo.
07:50 - Yeah, I guess.
07:51 - If you're defrauding millions, you may as well,
07:52 yeah, you should own property.
07:53 - Yes.
07:54 - Like full, at least you got a backyard,
07:55 I think if you're defrauding--
07:56 (laughing)
07:57 - Or maybe he didn't want the upkeep.
07:58 - Yeah.
07:59 - Lost the upkeep.
08:00 I think it's just impossible to commit crime in general now.
08:02 There's too much of a paper--
08:03 - I would love to be a successful criminal.
08:05 - Yeah, wouldn't it be sick?
08:06 - It just takes too much planning.
08:07 - We had a big conversation on the bracket about this,
08:09 about what store you would loot
08:11 if you could get away with it.
08:12 Again, another thing, persevered that nobody is harmed,
08:15 you're not robbing a mom and pop shop.
08:16 - I'd be okay with some people getting harmed,
08:18 if it wasn't serious.
08:19 - Clemmer said he'd loot a travel agency.
08:22 - I like experiences.
08:23 - You would loot a travel agency?
08:25 - Well, I said I have a hard time,
08:28 there's nothing really I want that I would go
08:29 loot a store for, a retail store,
08:31 but I would love more experiences.
08:33 So yeah, I would root it.
08:34 Yeah, I'd just check the plane tickets and go for it.
08:35 - Looting implies taking something physical
08:38 out of a store.
08:39 So you're gonna take a gateway computer out of a thing?
08:42 - Yeah, he says he needs a new couch,
08:44 so he'd get a couple people and go get--
08:45 - Go help me get a new couch.
08:46 - Ikea or whatever.
08:47 - Dude, like a Rolex store, anything expensive.
08:52 - Oh, that's a good one, a nice watch.
08:53 - And then you can just sell those.
08:55 What else is even more expensive than just a jewelry store,
08:58 like Cartier, like De Beers, I don't know, Tiffany's?
09:01 - Yeah, and they steal from all over the place, De Beers.
09:03 - That's right, De Beers.
09:04 - De Beers.
09:05 That's it for the Jaguars, though.
09:08 Jamal Adams versus Connor Hughes.
09:10 If you guys hadn't seen this before,
09:11 Seattle Seahawks defensive end, or defensive back, rather.
09:14 Jamal Adams got burned for a touchdown in the game,
09:17 to win the game against the Cowboys.
09:20 NFL reporter Connor Hughes quoted the video of Adams
09:22 with just the word, "Yikes," which is really nothing.
09:24 It's not like an insulting, really, thing.
09:26 No, one word is, "Oh, yikes."
09:28 And Jamal Adams was upset, and then quoted it
09:31 with a picture of Connor Hughes' wife with the word, "Yikes,"
09:34 and now he's been double-downing it.
09:36 - The crazy thing is, I think Connor Hughes' wife
09:38 is a pretty girl.
09:40 I don't get the yikes.
09:41 - Pretty regular-looking lady.
09:42 - Yeah, she's a nice-looking girl.
09:44 I don't get the, I don't, like, I don't know.
09:47 I don't get it.
09:48 - Let's zoom in on that mug there.
09:50 - She's like a regular-looking person.
09:52 - Yeah, I don't see.
09:53 This feels like, this whole topic feels like a trick.
09:57 - And then he double-downed, right?
09:58 And he's like, what was the follow-up tweet by Adams?
10:01 He's like, "Oh, you mess with a bull, you get the hordes,"
10:03 or some stupid athlete bullshit.
10:05 - Oh yeah, when others go low, I go lower.
10:08 - And it's like, dude, you responded to like,
10:11 - And it's a reporter.
10:13 - You go after a reporter's wife?
10:15 - He's not in the public eye.
10:16 Like, it's not like you're critiquing, like,
10:19 a Jim Kardashian, yeah.
10:20 It's like you're going after someone
10:21 who's like putting themself out there.
10:23 He's a piece of shit this guy.
10:24 - And on top of all that, if the reporter had been like,
10:26 "Hey, Jamal Adams, I hope you fucking die.
10:28 "I hope you never play football again.
10:29 "I hope you suck ass, I hate you."
10:31 Yeah, sure, you go nuclear back.
10:33 But he didn't go nuclear.
10:34 - And there's a baby in the photo.
10:35 How did the tweet do, did it rip?
10:37 - Yeah, it ripped.
10:38 - People were very against him, though.
10:40 - People were, yeah.
10:42 - Yeah, everyone was like,
10:43 what the fuck's wrong with you, dude?
10:44 - Which is shocking for Twitter.
10:45 You'd think it would be the other way around.
10:46 - Yeah, I don't think he,
10:47 - And this guy's just a known piece of shit, right?
10:50 - He, I know,
10:50 - He used to play for the Jets.
10:52 He was then traded in the Seahawks,
10:53 and the Jets got a ton back.
10:55 He was the greatest trade in Jets history.
10:57 And so now he's kind of a punchline in New York.
10:59 Maybe that kind of bothers him, I don't know.
11:00 - He's a punchline everywhere, to be honest.
11:02 - And now he's even more so.
11:03 - I guess he's a dick, too, on top of it.
11:05 - Imagine if you said to me,
11:07 oh, that blog you wrote, I don't agree with it.
11:09 And I go, your wife is gross.
11:11 - Yeah, exactly.
11:12 - I'm sorry, wife?
11:13 - Yeah.
11:14 - And that's, again, it's like the nuclear option
11:16 is to go after someone's wife.
11:17 It's fucking crazy.
11:19 I guess a kid would maybe be worse.
11:21 - I want to like it, too.
11:23 I want to be on his side to be like, this is funny,
11:25 but it's just not.
11:26 - Again, if the reporter had gone nuclear,
11:28 then yeah, it might be funnier, but it's not.
11:30 'Cause he just said yikes to a video of him,
11:32 again, getting burned.
11:33 He got destroyed and lost his team in the game.
11:35 So I just don't get it.
11:37 Yeah, so I don't know.
11:38 - Did that guy respond, the reporter?
11:40 - Actually, I don't know.
11:40 Did the reporter respond?
11:41 - I don't think he made like a direct comment,
11:45 but the New York media tackled him.
11:47 Like, he's trying to mock him.
11:48 - Yeah, everyone went after the reporter.
11:50 - You challenge him for roughing rowdy?
11:53 - Yeah, once you retire,
11:54 which I assume is gonna be the next year, Jamal Adams,
11:56 like you can come do roughing rowdy against a reporter.
11:58 Yeah, nothing great back.
12:02 There was a video out there.
12:03 China's invented invisibility cloak.
12:04 - Hell yeah.
12:05 - Renowned Chinese scientist.
12:06 - I still don't understand like what I'm seeing.
12:09 - Videos are incredible.
12:10 - It's 'cause it's invisible.
12:11 You can't see anything.
12:12 - I know, but it's like.
12:13 - That's based.
12:14 - How does that work?
12:15 - The very end of the video is the part
12:16 where I'm just like, the guy's in the woods
12:18 and he literally uses it as a cloak and he goes away.
12:20 Now, are we just getting, are we getting--
12:22 - This is fake.
12:23 - This is fake, right?
12:23 - No, it's real as hell.
12:25 - China introduced an invisibility,
12:26 first of all, it's not a cloak.
12:27 - Well, that's what becomes a cloak at the end.
12:30 - How do they do it?
12:32 - This is not impressive at all to me
12:33 'cause I don't really know what,
12:34 like this is gonna be like the end.
12:35 - Yeah, that's the thing.
12:36 The end though with the guy, yeah.
12:38 - That guy is every serial killer from Texas.
12:41 Look at, I don't understand like what is the technology,
12:43 like how does this work?
12:44 - No, it's like--
12:45 - This guy, watch this.
12:46 And he even drops it 'cause he's kind of--
12:49 - Can we buy one?
12:50 - No, I would assume no, not yet.
12:53 - But watch this.
12:54 This is wild.
12:55 I mean, that's crazy.
13:00 - This has to be fake.
13:02 - This, I think this technology needs to be
13:04 the most restricted thing that's ever existed
13:07 'cause there are gonna be some creepy dudes
13:09 getting their hands on these.
13:10 - Talk about being a criminal, this is all it takes.
13:13 - Yeah, exactly.
13:14 - How does it work?
13:15 - It's a translucent sheet composed of what appears
13:20 to be a unique material.
13:21 - Yeah, no kidding.
13:23 - He's like a hotshot Chinese scientist.
13:25 - Love that.
13:26 - Small convex syndrocal--
13:31 - Hotshot Chinese scientist.
13:33 - That's invisibility.
13:34 - That is many materials have been used to--
13:37 - I like how reading it like we're gonna understand it.
13:40 - Yeah, distorting our visual field.
13:42 So I guess it's not really, obviously it's not really,
13:45 it's the way our eyes work.
13:46 I guess it distorts our field to make us
13:48 make it look like he's invisible.
13:50 - Yeah. - I want one.
13:51 - I mean, I think everyone would want one.
13:52 - What's the first thing you would do
13:53 with an invisibility cloak?
13:54 - Scare my fiance.
13:56 I'd scare the shit out of her with it.
13:58 It'd be so fun.
13:59 I don't wanna do anything actually nefarious with it.
14:01 - Other than jerk off in public.
14:03 - Other than jerk off in public, yeah.
14:05 (laughing)
14:06 I don't know, would you just sneak into like the city field?
14:09 - No. - No, 'cause I wanna see,
14:10 I don't know.
14:11 - You're on the field as the game's on.
14:12 - Yeah, that'd be cool, that's a good one.
14:14 - Appear out of nowhere and just poke the ball out
14:16 and then the game will work.
14:17 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, again.
14:19 Oh my God, I didn't even think about that.
14:20 Just like the amount of poke points.
14:21 - That is a great one, I like that.
14:21 - I just wanna see how much I can get away with.
14:23 Not even like weird shit, be like how invisible am I?
14:27 - Yeah, how actually invisible am I?
14:28 How much can I move around?
14:29 - Like can I take, if you take a Gatorade off the shelf,
14:32 can you just have it?
14:33 - Yeah. - Does it also go invisible?
14:35 - What are the most exclusive things that you could,
14:37 that are hardest tickets to get in the world?
14:40 What are the hardest things to go to?
14:40 - Like Taylor Swift tickets, I guess?
14:42 - That's literally Taylor Swift tickets.
14:43 - Yeah, sneak into a Taylor Swift concert.
14:45 - Yeah, I guess I would just.
14:46 - Sneak backstage.
14:47 - Yeah, yeah.
14:48 - He's sitting next to Taylor Swift.
14:49 - Sneak into her house, yeah.
14:52 - No, no, there's no limit to what you could do.
14:53 It's just scary.
14:54 And I don't love it that China has it and we don't yet.
14:56 We need like a musk or whatever to make it.
14:58 - You just exposed the bottom half naked.
15:00 (laughing)
15:02 - Not genitals!
15:04 - Arguably like the most horrifying half
15:05 of human physiology is the male bottom half.
15:08 - Yeah.
15:09 - Well, it depends on who you're asking.
15:10 - Yeah.
15:11 (laughing)
15:11 - Fair.
15:12 A woman went into an MRI machine with a gun
15:14 and shot herself, not to death,
15:16 like just shot herself in the ass cheek.
15:18 Inadvertent discharging, that's a funny term,
15:20 occurred on June 28th when an armed woman
15:23 entered the MRI room with a concealed handgun
15:25 as she was about to enter.
15:25 - Unnamed woman.
15:26 - I should say.
15:27 - Oh yeah, true, not unarmed.
15:29 The gun was attracted to the powerful magnet in the MRI
15:31 and fired off a single round into her butt cheek.
15:33 Doctor described the entry and exit wound
15:35 as small and superficial.
15:37 Why would you bring a gun in an MRI machine?
15:39 - Texas, brother, that's what you gotta do.
15:41 'Cause it's my right.
15:42 (laughing)
15:43 - Who are you to say?
15:44 How do you, you can't even get into the MRI
15:46 unless you're in one of the, what do you call it?
15:49 - Don't they make you take all your jewelry?
15:51 And your jewelry too, right?
15:53 - Yeah, but you're not gonna tell the doctor
15:55 if I can, he, if I tell the doctor that I have a gun,
15:59 then what if he has a gun?
16:03 - And then everyone's, and you're disarmed.
16:04 - You're unarmed in a situation where someone else is armed.
16:07 - Yeah, that's fair.
16:08 But when you put on the gown,
16:09 you put all your shit in a locker.
16:11 - This is in Brazil, so they might have
16:13 different rules for MRIs.
16:14 - Yeah, it's also true.
16:15 - It's not like we're at Mount Sinai, or maybe we are.
16:18 - I just don't understand why we wanna bring a gun in.
16:20 You know what I mean?
16:21 And apparently not the first time this has happened,
16:23 which makes it crazier.
16:24 - I also didn't know magnets could make a gun discharge.
16:27 Like if you walk by a cop with a really powerful magnet,
16:30 his gun will just go poof in the eye.
16:31 - I guess if it was like loaded and the safety's off,
16:33 like it just pulls the trigger.
16:35 - Yeah, I guess so.
16:37 - MRI magnets are like crazy though.
16:38 - Yeah, they are super strong.
16:39 - Are they?
16:40 - Yeah.
16:41 - Yeah.
16:42 - That's why they make you like--
16:43 - Strip down everything, yeah.
16:44 - What kind of gun it was.
16:45 - In that article, apparently this is not crazy
16:48 uncommon that accidents happen.
16:49 Like butt plugs apparently go crazy in MRI machines.
16:53 - People have shit.
16:53 - People leave them in and then they just rip out
16:55 of their butt.
16:55 - Metal butt plugs?
16:57 - Yeah.
16:58 I guess some people really want the extra experience
17:00 of metal versus plastic, hard plastic.
17:03 - Rubber.
17:04 - Rubber, rubber makes more sense, yeah.
17:06 - Silicone.
17:09 - You have any experience with butt plugs?
17:12 - Well, Chris, yes I do.
17:17 - Positive or negative?
17:18 - Indifferent.
17:20 - Indifferent, yeah.
17:21 I'm apoplectic versus any sort of butt plug.
17:24 - Yeah, we used to have a game out and about
17:26 where one of us would have a butt plug in
17:27 and the producer would buzz it.
17:29 - Really?
17:30 - No, not really.
17:30 - Oh.
17:31 - But we thought about doing it.
17:32 - I was told I bought in.
17:34 - That was like something we wanted to do for a while,
17:35 but maybe we can do it on the next rundown.
17:37 - Yeah.
17:38 - John Rich has the remote.
17:39 - Ah!
17:40 (laughing)
17:41 - That's what they should do for the next,
17:43 the PMT stream thing they're doing.
17:45 - Oh, butt plugs themselves.
17:46 - Give Max one of those controllable vibrating butt plugs.
17:49 - They give Max a traffic cone?
17:50 - Yeah.
17:51 (laughing)
17:53 That's our topics, that's the show, after show.
17:56 One of the first things I wanted to just talk about
17:58 was this, in today's episode of The Bracket,
18:01 Tommy Smokes had a take where he said that
18:03 sushi is considered Thai food.
18:04 - I love Thai food.
18:06 Pad Thai, see you noodles, they'll throw sushi in there.
18:10 - I love, you get sushi at a Thai restaurant.
18:13 - You can.
18:14 - It's not Thai food.
18:14 - Japanese Thai food is sushi.
18:16 - You better tread lightly, Ken Jack is about to--
18:18 - Oh my God, I'm ready to fucking murder you.
18:20 (laughing)
18:22 - I mean, whatever, when you go to a Thai restaurant,
18:24 you can get sushi.
18:26 - That's Thai food, it's a Thai restaurant.
18:29 - Oh, I'm sorry, the Japanese fucking own sushi.
18:31 Like, other people can make sushi.
18:32 - They do.
18:33 - They literally do.
18:34 - Other people can make sushi.
18:35 - You know if--
18:36 - They can, but it doesn't make it--
18:37 - But when other people make it,
18:39 it's still a Japanese food, right?
18:40 - Correct.
18:41 - I'm actually coming around to Tommy's side.
18:44 If you can get it at a Thai restaurant, that's fine.
18:46 - And you talked about it a little bit,
18:47 I think, in the rundown, but what's your take on this?
18:50 - No.
18:51 - Yeah, clearly no.
18:52 - Definitely not.
18:53 - John Rich agreed.
18:54 - Yeah.
18:55 - I was trying to make a case for it.
18:56 I mean, I think he's right, at most Thai restaurants,
18:59 you can get--
19:00 - But it's not Thai food.
19:00 - I think it's just because it's both Asian food.
19:02 That's the comparison that he's--
19:04 - It was based, it's based in Japan, it's Japanese food.
19:06 - Yeah, I do think I agree with you.
19:08 I don't think he's as crazy
19:10 as some people are making him out to be.
19:11 - He is absolutely--
19:12 - I think it's not crazy, I think it's stupid.
19:14 - He said sushi is Thai food.
19:15 - But also, if you're at a Thai restaurant,
19:17 a lot of times there's sushi on the menu.
19:18 - That's fine, but that doesn't make it Thai food.
19:20 You can order chicken wings and fries
19:22 at a Chinese restaurant.
19:23 That doesn't mean that that's not Chinese food.
19:24 - Yeah, if I go to--
19:25 - That's a very solid point.
19:26 - A lot of bars-- - I can't argue against.
19:27 - Yeah.
19:28 - Bars have pizza, doesn't mean it's American food.
19:29 It's still Italian food, it was from Italy.
19:31 - Do we wanna get Smokes On?
19:33 - Nah, I'm so sick of it 'cause he's still defending it
19:35 and it's pissing me off.
19:36 It's just so obvious.
19:37 - It's hard to defend it without being kinda racist.
19:39 (laughing)
19:40 - Kind of is the opportunity, yeah.
19:43 And last thing, we have a Secret Santa about to go down,
19:45 right after we wrap this.
19:47 Jackie has organized this.
19:49 She's had to email us 3,000 times.
19:52 And every email is either a form, which is wrong
19:55 and incorrect, we can't access,
19:57 or a second form where they ask for your phone number
20:00 15 times but no email, and then you can't enter
20:02 in your phone number.
20:03 - Right, they want your email.
20:04 - Yeah.
20:05 - It says phone number, then they want your email though,
20:06 instead.
20:07 - You want your email, no form to enter an email.
20:09 - No.
20:10 - This is false.
20:10 - Yeah, I didn't get any emails.
20:11 She just came to my desk and was like--
20:13 - And asked you?
20:14 - Yeah, I was like, all right.
20:14 - It's been an absolute disaster.
20:15 And then when I woke up this morning and I come in,
20:18 at like, out my door at like nine, and I stop
20:20 and I'm like, oh, I forgot to bring my gift.
20:22 So I text Jackie and I'm like, you should probably
20:25 email people to let them know, bring your gift today.
20:27 And she's like, oh yeah, that's a good idea.
20:29 I'm like, why are you in charge of this?
20:30 It's fucking crazy.
20:31 - I gotta go buy my gift.
20:32 - You haven't bought your gift yet?
20:33 - We got like about--
20:34 - Like, we, it's--
20:36 - Got over an hour.
20:37 - I got over an hour.
20:37 - Got over an hour?
20:38 - Yeah, I guess, yeah.
20:39 - Got some time, I'm very interested to know what you have.
20:41 - It's gonna be a great gift with the potential
20:42 for life-changing riches.
20:45 - No.
20:47 I mean, I actually kind of have the same deal going on,
20:49 and I don't know how it's gonna work out.
20:50 - So did you guys just get everyone scratch tickets?
20:52 Is that what we're doing here?
20:53 - Yeah, that's the run down.
20:54 (laughing)
20:56 - That's the run down.
20:57 - We'll see you guys tomorrow, or next week, I don't know.
21:00 (whooshing)
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