CLARK GRISWOLD RANT - Parody - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - video Dailymotion

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00:00 (glass shatters)

00:02 It's good.

00:07 It's good.

00:08 Hey!

00:11 I thought you were looking for any

00:13 last minute gift ideas for me.

00:15 I have one.

00:17 Frank Shirley, my boss, here tonight.

00:21 And I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber

00:25 over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people.

00:27 And I want him brought right here

00:29 with a big ribbon on his head.

00:31 And I want to look him straight in the eye

00:33 and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying,

00:35 no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife,

00:37 snake-licking, dirty, eating inbred overstuffed,

00:40 ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing,

00:43 brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,

00:45 fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-lipped,

00:48 worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

00:51 Hallelujah!

00:52 Holy shit!

00:53 Where's the towel and all?

00:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]

CLARK GRISWOLD RANT - Parody - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

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