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‘My boyfriend refused to pass me toilet paper - so I broke up with him’
The Independent
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12/5/2023
I broke up with my boyfriend for refusing to give me toilet paper after pooping
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I'm breaking up with the guy I'm dating because of what he did to me while I was on the toilet the other day
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And I'm not joking like I'm being so serious right now, so I'm at his house
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I sit down to take a poop right I go to wipe there's no toilet paper. I'm like damn
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Hey, babe. Could you please grab me some toilet paper? He said no. I already told you that bathrooms out of toilet paper. Sorry
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- Everybody's talking about the orange peel theory.
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If you don't know what that is,
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the orange peel theory basically describes
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that when your partner does an act of service for you,
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that's something that you are perfectly capable
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of doing on your own.
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And this is for really small stuff,
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like for example, peeling an orange.
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- When one partner says,
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oh, that's a beautiful bird outside,
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does the other partner respond with something like,
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wow, that is beautiful?
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Or do they blow their partner off and ignore the bird?
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