Morecambe and Wise: Be Wise Don't Drink and Drive | movie | 1963 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

Ernie tells Eric to ‘be wise’ and not drive home after their Christmas party. | dG1fUEJ3Ykc4d093Q00

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00:00 What are you looking for?

00:05 The car keys.

00:06 What do you want them for?

00:07 To drive home from the party.

00:09 You can't do that.

00:10 Can't do it?

00:11 Now, do you know what you'll be doing at that party?

00:13 Looking for a nice little blonde.

00:16 And what else?

00:17 Well, that all depends on the nice little blonde, doesn't it?

00:19 But seriously, what else do you expect to be doing apart from looking at girls?

00:23 Exactly, you'll be drinking.

00:28 That's why you shouldn't drive, don't you agree?

00:30 If you say so.

00:31 There, I knew you were wise.

00:32 No, I'm Morcombe, aren't I?

00:34 Yes, you're Morcombe and you're wise.

00:35 Oh, well, in that case I won't need you, will I?

00:37 Well, if you feel like that, then you can tell the people by yourself.

00:39 I will, I will, I will.

00:40 If you want to be wise, don't drive if you've been drinking.

00:42 I've told the man, I've got the message over.

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