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Christmas just got a lot weirder. Eddie Murphy, Jillian Bell, Tracee Ellis Ross and more star in Candy Cane Lane, now streaming.

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00:00 Do I want an invisibility cloak or flying shoes?

00:05 - If an elf can make it, you can wish for it, okay?

00:07 - Sensitive elves can make anything.

00:09 - They can make anything.

00:10 Now finish that letter.

00:11 Come on, we gotta send it all the way to the North Pole.

00:13 - How much more inflatable crap

00:15 is Bruce gonna put on that roof?

00:16 - Oh, Bruce, babe, thank you for reminding me.

00:18 Please don't forget to buy a nice bottle of red

00:20 for us to go over there tonight.

00:22 - I'm not getting a good bottle for the competition.

00:24 - They're not the competition.

00:25 They're our neighbors.

00:27 - Dad, where are my cleats?

00:28 - Your cleats are right here.

00:29 You know, Joy, I was wondering,

00:30 since you're having such a hard time

00:32 keeping track of things while you're at home,

00:33 what's gonna happen when you go off to college?

00:35 Notre Dame?

00:39 How'd this get in the house?

00:41 - Dad, I know that you guys met at USC,

00:46 but I don't wanna go there.

00:48 - What?

00:49 Huh?

00:50 - Excuse me?

00:54 USC is in your blood.

00:56 Fight on.

00:57 - Fight on!

00:59 - Listen, sweetheart, I would be happy

01:01 to call my old softball coach.

01:03 - No, Mom, I--

01:04 - I'm shattered that you don't wanna go to USC.

01:08 - Wow, Joy, USC.

01:11 Fight on.

01:12 - Fight on, honey.

01:13 - Fight on.

01:14 - Only a half hour away.

01:16 You could spend so much time with Dad.

01:19 - That's right, it's only 20 minutes with no traffic.

01:21 You could eat dinner with your family every night.

01:23 - Yeah.

01:25 Nick, how did that math test go?

01:28 - Oh, you had a math test?

01:29 What'd you get?

01:31 - I don't like grades to find me, Dad.

01:33 - Okay, that does not sound good.

01:34 - Yeah, that don't sound good at all.

01:36 Look, Nick, if you wanna win in life,

01:38 you have to learn to focus on what's important.

01:42 - Well, my music is important.

01:44 - Math is required, music is elected.

01:46 - Okay, but sweetie, the music makes him happy.

01:48 - Yeah, but he ain't gonna make no money making music.

01:50 - Well, I mean, there's a lot of music people

01:52 that make money, Chris.

01:53 - Not playing the tuba.

01:55 Name one tuba player that's living his life like it's golden.

01:59 - Oh, just one.

01:59 - Have you ever heard somebody in the band say,

02:01 "And on tuba is," and they introduce him?

02:04 - Hey, hon, I think you should focus on the math.

02:06 - You should focus on the math.

02:07 No one ever blew up on tuba.

02:09 (upbeat music)

02:11 ♪ Hang low and mistletoe ♪

02:17 ♪ I'm gonna get to know you better ♪

02:22 ♪ This Christmas ♪

02:25 ♪ And as we trim the tree ♪

02:27 ♪ How much fun it's gonna be together ♪

02:32 ♪ This Christmas ♪

02:35 ♪ The fireside's blazing bright ♪

02:39 - Hey, good morning, Pam.

02:45 What's the matter with you?

02:49 - Merry Christmas.

02:50 - But hey, good news.

02:57 Our placement officers are gladly assisting

02:59 in obtaining the strongest references.

03:02 - Lee, nobody can talk to the vendors like I can.

03:06 Nobody has my relationships, my history, and my Rolodex.

03:09 - Rolodex, huh?

03:10 Classic, OG.

03:13 I love it.

03:14 - You're really gonna do this right before Christmas?

03:19 - It's just business.

03:20 - Listen, you know it's the holidays.

03:25 I wanna give you something to say thank you for your service.

03:28 - Hey, don't nobody want your fleece.

03:32 Hey, you know what?

03:36 I'm gonna take this fleece.

03:38 You know what I'm gonna do?

03:39 I'm gonna re-gift it, show you how much contempt

03:41 I have for your holiday fleece.

03:44 - There for you.

03:46 - Yeah.

03:47 Merry Christmas, brother.

03:50 - Merry Christmas.

03:54 - Uh, who's next?

03:56 (dramatic music)

03:59 (dramatic music)

04:01 (dramatic music)

04:04 (dramatic music)

04:07 (dramatic music)

04:10 (upbeat music)

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