Fast Talk with Boy Abunda: Hirap na bang magpatawa ngayon si Tessie Tomas? (Episode 221)

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Aired (November 30, 2023): Bilang isang komedyante, hirap na bang magpatawa si Tessie Tomas sa ngayon dahil kailangan nang maging sensitibo sa mga punchline at hirit? Panoorin ang sagot niya sa video!

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 (upbeat music)

00:06 - Back here on the show.

00:09 Tessie, before everything else,

00:10 I wanna see, you know, a Miriam Defensor Santiago.

00:14 - My name there is Miriam Detector,

00:16 wherever you hide.

00:18 That's my name.

00:19 And with all due respect, may she rest in peace.

00:23 Here is my tribute to her

00:24 when she was the Immigration Commissioner.

00:27 (speaking in foreign language)

00:30 The truth is, if a person has an invalid passport,

00:32 then you don't get a warrant.

00:34 Because an invalid passport is proven

00:36 after the person is already committing a crime.

00:38 And there's a provision in Executive Order Number 5,

00:40 Section 7B, Paragraph 10, Page 227,

00:44 see second to the last footnote,

00:45 which says that if a person has committed,

00:47 will commit a crime,

00:48 whereas whereof, if so faked,

00:49 (speaking in foreign language)

00:56 then my mission order serves as a warrant of arrest.

00:59 Thank you.

01:00 (audience cheering)

01:03 - 2018, (speaking in foreign language)

01:07 to migrate to the Isle of Man with your husband.

01:11 - It was a marital decision.

01:13 'Cause, you know, Roger's turning 18 next year,

01:16 so, you know, life--

01:18 - A strong 18.

01:18 - Oh, limited time.

01:20 Yeah, of course, no?

01:21 Health is wealth.

01:23 So, what I do for love, (speaking in foreign language)

01:26 (speaking in foreign language)

01:28 We've been together for 33 years,

01:32 and he has lived here for 38 years.

01:34 So how can you fault that?

01:35 So, (speaking in foreign language)

01:40 And then, (speaking in foreign language)

01:46 And of course, he's very understanding.

01:53 He always allows me to go back and forth,

01:55 even during COVID times, to visit my mom,

01:58 who was ailing, and then finally passed away last 2021.

02:03 - '21, uh-oh.

02:04 (speaking in foreign language)

02:06 Okay, (speaking in foreign language)

02:10 Given social media, the cancel culture, the bashing,

02:14 (speaking in foreign language)

02:16 Because you have to be politically correct,

02:18 and there's so many sensibilities

02:19 that you have to be aware of.

02:21 (speaking in foreign language)

02:23 (speaking in foreign language)

02:25 (speaking in foreign language)

02:26 'Cause that's why I want to put up a show.

02:28 And I want, or even, you know,

02:30 maybe I'll just go to one of the gay bars,

02:32 or whatever, go up to the stage,

02:34 and say, "I'm Tessie," (speaking in foreign language)

02:35 (speaking in foreign language)

02:39 Or something, whatever.

02:40 You know, so to test the water.

02:42 (speaking in foreign language)

02:46 Right.

02:47 (speaking in foreign language)

02:48 You're just there to entertain.

02:49 (speaking in foreign language)

02:52 So maybe it's harder.

02:53 I'm excited.

02:54 I would love to see Tessie Tomas on stage again.

02:58 (speaking in foreign language)

03:02 Every time there's a reunion of the UP, hello,

03:06 (speaking in foreign language)

03:08 Batch 71, Institute of Mass Communication.

03:12 They were practically in tears.

03:13 (speaking in foreign language)

03:15 Behind the scene, for instance,

03:17 (speaking in foreign language)

03:21 (speaking in foreign language)

03:25 How is it to be--

03:44 So funny.

03:45 Okay, how is it to be fabulous at 70?

03:48 Yes, yes.

03:49 How is it to raise a beautiful, gorgeous, talented gay son?

03:52 (speaking in foreign language)

03:56 My son, to John Cocherella,

04:02 who's a wonderful corporate lawyer of Citibank.

04:07 (speaking in foreign language)

04:12 Okay, you accept that your son is gay.

04:14 Do not question, "Why did I go wrong?"

04:16 (speaking in foreign language)

04:19 Just accept, (speaking in foreign language)

04:21 Okay, you are gay, but you are brilliant.

04:23 You are gay, but you are such a good fashion designer.

04:27 (speaking in foreign language)

04:29 Okay.

04:30 (speaking in foreign language)

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