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TED Series Trailer 2024 Comedy
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11/29/2023
TED Series Trailer 2024 Comedy
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Short film
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00:00
(sad music)
00:01
- Hey Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
00:05
- You're not gonna like it.
00:06
- How bad?
00:07
- Well it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard
00:09
they become just one nut.
00:11
- Holy shit.
00:12
- You should be going to school every day with John.
00:16
- No thanks.
00:17
- You might have fun.
00:18
- No, I would not have fun.
00:19
I guard the house when you guys are out.
00:21
- What happened to the TV?
00:24
- It was an accident.
00:25
- You're going to school
00:26
and you're gonna grow a fucking brain.
00:28
- Oh, come on.
00:29
♪ If I get drunk ♪
00:30
♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪
00:32
- Hey dork, you bringing your dolls to school?
00:35
- It's the 90s, times are changing.
00:37
♪ Viva ♪
00:38
- Sexual education.
00:39
- Let's start with masturbation.
00:41
- If you're gonna assign homework,
00:43
Johnny already did it this morning.
00:44
- Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:45
♪ I'm a weak one ♪
00:47
- I haven't smoked, I haven't had sex,
00:48
I haven't had a girlfriend.
00:49
I'm a loser.
00:50
- You and me have been best friends like our whole lives.
00:53
We're about to get high for the first time.
00:55
Can we have drugs please?
00:56
Let's do this right.
00:58
(upbeat music)
01:01
- Aw, man.
01:01
♪ I'm a weak one ♪
01:04
♪ Five hundred dead ♪
01:07
- Can you guys believe we're like having an experience
01:09
and experiencing reality?
01:11
- Is there a fucking gas leak or something?
01:14
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:16
- Nice costume, fuckface.
01:18
- It's possible that the two of you
01:20
might not be total screw ups.
01:22
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:23
- Take a long look, this is what life is.
01:26
- Shit, Teddy, I'm the last virgin in school.
01:28
- We can fix this.
01:29
We gotta find a buyer.
01:31
- Fresh penis, get your fresh penis here.
01:33
- Teddy, Jesus Christ.
01:34
- Still has that new penis smell.
01:36
- Will you shut up?
01:37
- All right, I'm just trying to help.
01:38
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:39
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
01:42
(dramatic music)
01:47
(dramatic music)
01:49
(dramatic music)
01:52
(dramatic music)
01:55
(dramatic music)
01:58
(dramatic music)
02:00
(upbeat music)
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