Video From Postman

DPS APAC

11/28/2023

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00:00 [VIDEO PLAYBACK]

00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:05 - Just when you think you know what a computer is,

00:09 you see a keyboard that can just get out of the way,

00:14 and a screen you can touch and even write on.

00:19 When you see a computer that can do all that,

00:24 it might just make you wonder, hey, what else can it do?

00:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:36 - Hi, Siri.

00:37 What's the party for?

00:38 - I just got a keyboard.

00:39 I'm a computer now, like you.

00:41 - So you have more power, like an Intel Core i7 processor?

00:45 - Like I said, I just got a keyboard.

00:49 - But you're running full office, not just the app

00:51 version, right?

00:52 - I don't like where this is going.

00:54 - And what about a trackpad and external ports?

00:57 - Maybe this party thing wasn't such a good idea.

01:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:03 - This kid's got great stuff.

01:08 - How many strikeouts this season?

01:10 - I got to switch apps.

01:12 Hold on.

01:12 - What's this kid's ERA?

01:14 - 173.

01:15 - How about against lefties?

01:16 - 288.

01:17 - What's going on?

01:17 I can hear you, but the video stopped.

01:19 - I just have to switch back.

01:20 - I think we got to pull the trigger on this kid.

01:22 - All right.

01:23 I'll go talk to his agent.

01:25 - Mo, how are we looking?

01:27 - I think he's in talks with another team.

01:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:32 - I am delighted we could share in the serenity and joy

01:39 of this beautiful day as we come together

01:41 to celebrate the commitment--

01:42 - Excuse me.

01:43 Would you mind moving your enormous phone?

01:46 - You mean the enormously awesome galaxy?

01:49 - Search one trick pony.

01:52 - Aren't you a little young to have an iPhone?

01:55 - You want to go?

01:56 - I see.

01:57 Copy bots.

01:58 - Auto-correct this.

01:59 [SLAP]

01:59 [GASPING]

02:01 - [CLEARS THROAT]

02:02 [BEEP]

02:04 [SCREAMING]

02:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:08 - Is there an app for that?

02:11 - Search karate.

02:14 Karate!

02:15 [SCREAMING]

02:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:19 - You think if they knew about the Nokia Lumia,

02:21 they'd stop fighting all the time?

02:23 - I don't know.

02:24 I think they kind of like fighting.

02:25 [SCREAMING]

02:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:29 - The Windows Phone Nokia Lumia 920.

02:32 Engadget's reader's choice smartphone of the year.

02:34 - Hi, I'm a Mac.

02:39 - And I'm a PC.

02:40 - Surprise you showed up alone.

02:41 No security guard to protect you from the angry mob

02:44 of Windows 8 users?

02:45 Don't need them anymore.

02:47 Windows 10 comes out today.

02:49 Did I miss 9, or is that in the grave already

02:51 with Clippy and the Zoom?

02:53 Good one, but you won't be laughing soon.

02:56 Windows 10 actually does a lot of stuff better than the Mac,

02:59 and in some places, feels more modern.

03:02 Didn't you say the same thing when Vista was released

03:05 and I think Windows ME?

03:06 I'll prove it to you.

03:08 Lots of people are happy that the Start button is back,

03:10 but the real game changer are the new tricks

03:13 to manage multiple windows.

03:15 You can get this improved view when you swipe three fingers up

03:17 on the trackpad, click this Task View button,

03:20 or hit the Windows and Tab keys.

03:22 So you took Exposé and gave it a different name,

03:26 Revolutionary.

03:28 Yeah, well, where did you get the idea of split-screen apps

03:31 that's coming up in your iOS 9 and macOS El Capitan?

03:35 Whatever.

03:36 Yeah, well, we're doing it better than you anyway.

03:38 You can still drag windows to the edges

03:40 to snap them side by side.

03:42 Far easier than holding down a button, Mac.

03:45 The system suggests app pairings,

03:47 and on a bigger screen, you can even arrange four apps.

03:50 My favorite trick is maneuvering them around

03:52 by just holding down the Windows key and tapping the arrows.

03:56 Wow, that keyboard shortcut looks great, actually.

03:59 Would really speed things up for me.

04:01 And wait till you see how helpful Cortana is on the desktop.

04:04 What's the weather in Hong Kong?

04:06 - It's currently 82 and raining.

04:11 - But she's really speedy at searching

04:13 and launching apps and websites.

04:15 And because she can access your calendar and email,

04:17 she reminds you of things and feeds you the news you want.

04:20 It's one of many things that makes even upgrading

04:22 from Windows 7 worth it.

04:24 Siri, why don't you come to the Mac?

04:26 But what about apps?

04:27 That's what an operating system's really about.

04:30 Are you're still old and ugly?

04:32 And what about PC virus software?

04:34 That's still popping up all over the place?

04:36 Sorry, did you say something?

04:37 I'm updating right now.

04:38 Our core apps, like photos, are okay,

04:40 but aren't as good as Apple or Google's.

04:43 And we've got all the traditional software,

04:45 but finding a good third-party app

04:46 for Twitter or photo editing isn't easy.

04:49 You spend most of your time in the browser, though,

04:52 so we have this new Edge browser.

04:53 It's fast and has some cool features,

04:55 but honestly, even I still use Chrome.

04:58 - Oh, does it work with my iPhone?

04:59 And are Windows PCs still pretty crappy?

05:02 - Yes, it works with your iPhone.

05:03 All of Microsoft's big services are available

05:05 for the iPhone or are coming soon.

05:08 - If you wanna do Mac things,

05:09 like get iMessage on your computer, you're out of luck.

05:12 And you're right.

05:13 Apple still makes better quality hardware

05:16 and trackpads than most Windows PCs.

05:19 But you know what?

05:20 You can actually try Windows 10 on your Mac,

05:23 and it works really well.

05:25 I will try that.

05:26 Nice job, PC.

05:28 Now just try not to mess with things for a while.

05:30 Maybe I won't make fun of you as much.

05:32 Oh, by the way, your fly's unzipped.

05:34 - Oh, Laura's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa

05:39 all by herself.

05:39 Dang it!

05:40 - But you're running full office,

05:42 not just the app version, right?

05:44 I don't like where this is going.

05:46 - Hey!

05:47 So...

05:48 Ah, I missed it.

05:49 Do it again.

05:50 - Ready, set,

05:52 set!

05:53 (bell dings)

05:54 (applause)

05:56 - Oh my God.

05:57 - Yeah!

05:58 (bell dings)

05:58 - No!

05:59 - Hi Siri, what's the party for?

06:01 I just got a keyboard.

06:03 I'm a computer now, like you.

06:05 So you have more power?

06:06 Like I said, I just got a keyboard.

06:08 (upbeat music)

06:09 - And jump!

06:10 - Oh yeah!

06:11 - And jump!

06:12 (bell dings)

06:13 - Oh!

06:14 (upbeat music)

06:15 (bell dings)

06:15 (cheering)

06:19 - Hi, I'm a PC.

06:20 - Okay, we're past that, we've moved beyond that.

06:21 - Yeah, I had to restart there.

06:23 You know how it is.

06:24 - No, actually I don't.

06:25 - Oh, what?

06:25 Max don't have to...

06:26 - Had 'em and we lost 'em.

06:30 I'm gonna go get IT.

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