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Slope Dude | movie | 2009 | Official Clip
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11/27/2023
Slope dude loves to ski. He teaches us by talking while he skis the course. We learn from him that uphill slopes are p | dG1fYXZTNkM2X2t2WE0
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00:00
Welcome to the adventures of Slope Dude.
00:05
Meet Slope Dude. He loves to ski. We are going to follow him and he'll teach us some important aspects of slope.
00:12
This is the course he's skiing today. What he says will teach us about slope.
00:17
Always remember that Slope Dude always skis toward the right or eastward.
00:22
When he starts out he's going uphill. It's hard work. He says puff, puff positive as he goes up the mountainside.
00:30
Puff, puff positive. Puff, puff positive.
00:34
Now he's at the top. It was puff, puff positive all the way up the mountain.
00:40
But now he can look forward to the downhill.
00:43
On the way down the mountain he says nice negative. Nice negative. Nice negative.
00:53
And now after the downhill he's in for the hardest part of the ski route.
00:59
The long flat part. He says this is zero fun. This is zero fun. This is zero fun.
01:12
As he finishes the flat part he doesn't see well ahead.
01:16
And all of a sudden he comes to the edge of a cliff. It's straight down.
01:22
He finds a slope that is straight down and so frightened is he that he says the worst curse word possible in math and in algebra.
01:31
Undefined.
01:37
This has been the adventure of Slope Dude.
01:40
Remember always what he said during his ski trip.
01:46
Up the hill or up the slope he said puff, puff positive.
01:51
On his downhill run he said nice negative.
01:55
On the long flat part of the course he said this is zero fun.
02:01
And finally when he went over the vertical cliff and straight down he yelled the worst curse word of math and algebra.
02:10
Undefined.
02:14
The uphill is a slope with a positive number. The downhill is a slope with a negative number.
02:18
The flat part is a slope of zero and the straight up and down or vertical part is undefined.
02:24
This has been the adventures of Slope Dude. Special thanks to Kim Yui for inventing Slope Dude. Thanks for viewing.
02:31
Undefined
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(upbeat music)
02:34
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