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adorocinema
  • 11/24/2023
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00:00 - Hello. - I am.
00:00 ♪ You turn my six into nine ♪
00:03 ♪ Ooh ♪
00:04 Middle child, two brothers.
00:07 We're actually very close,
00:08 but they live in different states.
00:10 Only child.
00:10 Childhood obsessions.
00:12 Christmas, magic.
00:14 ♪ I want you to hold me ♪
00:17 ♪ Come a little closer ♪
00:18 My name is Michael.
00:19 You're a great dancer.
00:20 You're a terrible liar.
00:21 And that's Kid.
00:22 ♪ Baby ♪
00:24 I've always imagined that my life
00:26 was like a typical romantic comedy.
00:28 You are so confident.
00:29 And you just stripped off your clothes
00:30 like you're a stripper at a bachelorette party.
00:32 And I basically shower with clothes on.
00:34 I'll just shut up now.
00:37 Shall we go to your place tonight?
00:39 Here's my door.
00:40 Before we go in, just open the door.
00:42 Okay.
00:43 What is this, Michael?
00:45 Oh, you don't wanna--
00:46 Oh my God, they're in here too.
00:48 Oh, Papa.
00:49 ♪ You turn my six into nine ♪
00:53 I think you're very cool,
00:54 and I'm worried that you're going to break my heart.
00:56 Not bad.
00:57 This is my friend, Mike.
00:59 A friend?
01:00 Yes, Mom, just a friend.
01:01 What is going on here?
01:02 Who is this guy?
01:03 He's my boyfriend.
01:05 Your boyfriend?
01:06 I think it's great, Kid.
01:07 We may not look like it,
01:08 but we are actually kind of hip.
01:10 Oh my God.
01:11 We were gonna go to Woodstock, you know.
01:13 Well.
01:15 I am.
01:16 Let's just take a moment to appreciate this beauty.
01:19 ♪ All I wanna be ♪
01:20 Kid, what is going on?
01:22 Are you all right?
01:23 Calm down off the ledge, Mike.
01:24 I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow afternoon.
01:26 I'm afraid the news isn't good.
01:28 ♪ Forever and forever if we're not together ♪
01:30 I was always afraid Kid would break my heart,
01:33 and eventually he did.
01:35 He broke it open.
01:36 ♪ I've only got one life ♪
01:39 ♪ And I want you in it ♪
01:43 You have to run the race in front of you,
01:45 because that's all there is.
01:47 Looking back, this is less of a rom-com
01:49 and more of a love story.
01:50 He can't sit for four hours.
01:52 We promised a bed.
01:53 All the beds are occupied.
01:54 Get my husband a bed!
01:56 Well, that was Oscar-worthy.
01:57 Word for Shirley MacLaine.
01:58 I'm sorry I never told you
02:01 how good your ass looks in your khaki pants.
02:03 I was afraid if you understood how beautiful you are,
02:06 that you'd leave me.
02:08 Thank you for inviting us.
02:09 It was Kid's idea.
02:10 I was vehemently opposed to it.
02:12 And like all love stories, it never actually ends.
02:17 ♪ I could never do this all alone ♪
02:21 you