Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfTU5qOGtPek5seU0

Transcript

00:00 [MUSIC]

00:04 How many of you believe in deja vu?

00:06 How many of you believe in deja vu?

00:08 It's so weird.

00:10 I was just sitting here, you know, thinking to myself,

00:12 this plot seems really familiar to me.

00:15 I know I've seen it somewhere before, but I just can't put my finger on it.

00:19 [MUSIC]

00:23 Just sit right down and hear a tale as boring as can be.

00:27 If you can last until the end, you're a better man than me.

00:31 No plot, bad cast, no special effects.

00:33 It's cheap and you'll agree.

00:35 The only fun you'll have tonight's when you leave the room to pee.

00:40 I think I got a pee.

00:42 There are places down on the shore of this uncharted jungle isle.

00:46 With Tom the stud, the poodles too,

00:50 I'm a sexual and his wife.

00:55 It's an easy lay, the scientist and the Mexican,

01:00 here on Voodoo Isle.

01:05 Oh boy, they sure don't make them like that anymore.

01:08 Thank God.

01:09 [MUSIC]